I'm a 16 year old British girl and I attend a single-sex grammar school. It would be okay except our uniform is maroon (cries softly). My favourite subject is German and I think that Germany is just about the best place on Earth. I also have an unhealthy obsession with 20th century history, but the healing process has begun - I'm doing the Tudors next year.

I have been reading fanfiction for several years now. My main fandoms are Harry Potter and Star Trek Voyager, although I do dabble occassionally in The Next Generation and The X-Files. My OTP is J/C, although I will read any fics where someone gives Janeway one. I like to see her happy. Especially if that someone is Kashyk, as I think that Counterpoint was absolutely the best episode ever. Far better than Coda and especially Resolutions. So I'm not quite a die hard shipper. In Harry Potter my favourite pairings are ADMM, MMSS and SSNM, but I also love slash, Snarry and Snucius being my preferences, but I don't mind a good Snupin either.

I started writing fanfiction for Star Trek quite a while ago but gave it up as a bad job, but I have recently started writing for Harry Potter and do like to wander back to Voyager from time to time. For a grammar school girl my grammar is actually not too hot, so if you see any mistakes please tell me. I won't cry. Much.

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Now that you're hysterically bored, on wth the fics. They'll seem funnier that way.