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I'm sorry I've been out of contact for so long. I lost my job (well I walked into the office after two weeks annual leave to be told my contract ended yesterday - goodbye. Cheers thanks a lot - so I guess I wasted the last two years of my life?) So went into panic on how I'm going to pay the bills and the mortgage and basically didn't feel like writing. I have another job now and it’s been a year so I'm starting to get interested in writing again. I hope to start posting stuff again soon. Sorry again.

I am a fanfic writer with dreams of becoming a fully published author one day. Who knows, maybe I'll be the next international best seller? (Yeah right) I am in my twenties and I live in the Falkland Islands. For those who don't know, the Falklands are a collection of small islands a few hundred miles off the coast of Argentina. We are a British Overseas Territory and we like it that way! I hope to one day be writing published works of fiction for Young Adults of both the gay and straight variety. I usually write action/adventure, fantasy or science-fiction stories with a little romance thrown in for good measure.

Don't forget to leave me reviews so I know what you think of my work. Feedback is the only way for me to grow as an author. And please vote in my poll!

I am working on several stories at the moment and I have several more waiting to be written. You can see the plots outlined below. If there is a story of mine you really like and want me to update or one you are waiting for me to start then please have patience as I have a job now and that must come first.

Places where you can find me:

DeviantART for photos of my homeland and beautiful dogs! To see drawings I have commissioned of my OCs for 'Deep Blue's Revenge' and for 'KKM:Rise of the White Tiger' click here

Youtube for music videos

Completed stories

Title: Kyo Kara Maoh: The Next Generation

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh

Rating: M

Plot: Yuri and Wolfram have a 15 year old son called Ryan who gets kidnapped by an unknown emeny. Due to circumstances Yuri and Wolfram can not look for their missing son themselves so Ryan's two best friends, Alviss and Elvira, go out to find Ryan by themselves. They meet Sliver, a dragon looking for revenge and together they search for their missing friend. Yet the one who took Ryan is determined to use the Prince for his own purpose.

Title: Kyo Kara Maoh: The Rise of the White Tiger

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh

Rating: T/M

Sequel to my story 'Kyo Kara Maoh: The Next Generation'

Plot: Prince Ryan is back home but the trouble is far from over. Evil forces are at work to undermine everything King Yuri has worked for and no one knows who they can trust. When David escapes, Ryan will have to face David once again and defeat him once and for all. But can Ryan trust Kirai, a rider who was once David's right hand man who claims he is no longer working for David? What about the dark presence that lurks within the Black Forest? One thing is certain, only one shall emerge victorious.

Title: Kishu, I'm pregnant (re-written 2014)

Fandom: Tokyo Mew Mew

Rating: T

Plot: Masaya has left Japan to study in America and he and Ichigo drift apart as a result. Kishu vists the 16 year old in the night and Ichigo becomes pregnant as a result. Ichigo decides that she wants to keep the baby and tells Kishu about her condition. But what will happen now? Will the mews accept their friend who carries a half-alien child? Will the other aliens stop fighting the mews? Can Ichigo cope with being a mother-to-be?

Title: Think Twice

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh

Rating: T

Plot: (one-shot) - Wolfram is in love with Yuri but he believes that Yuri doesn't love him back. When Wolfram sees Yuri filrting with yet another girl he tries to get Yuri to look at only him. His plan backfires however, and after a fight with Yuri Wolfram breaks off the engagement and returns to the Bielefeld lands. Soon after a young Mazoku called Merrick who knew Wolfram before Yuri arrived in the demon kingdom, visits Wolfram and romance sparks between them. But does Yuri really have no romantic feelings for Wolfram? Or is Yuri just afraid to face his feelings for fear of rejection?

Stories in progress

Title: Angel's dice

Fandom: Yu-Gi-Oh (AU)

Rating: T

Chapters: 13 out of 15 posted

Plot: Yugi is a bullied teenager living with his ageing grandpa. Yugi has no friends and is the victim of many beatings which he hides from his grandfather. When God sees Yugi's suffering he sends an angel called Yami to help Yugi. But when Yami's affection for Yugi causes him to disobey God, God sends two more angels to return Yami to heaven. But Yami will not go quietly.

I am considering re-writing the above story. When I started it back in 2008 I didn't really have a plot worked out and since starting I've had new ideas on where to take this story. I can't change direction 3/4 of the way through however, so starting again is pretty much the only way to go. It shouldn't take me long to write it again since I can use what I've already done as a template. I did the same for my story 'Kishu I'm Pregnant' and it worked really well.

Title: Moving on

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh

Rating: M

Contains: male/male romance, male/female romance, suggested female/female romance, pregnancy, mpreg, OCs, kidnapping and mild violence

Chapters: 10 of 15 (?) posted

Plot: While in Big Shimaron on a secret mission Yuri and his party are attacked by bandits. In order to protect Yuri, Wolfram stays behind to give Yuri, Conrad and Yosak a chance to escape. Wolfram is captured and everyone believes him to be dead. With Wolfram gone Yuri finally realises how much Wolfram meant to him. But is it too late for second thoughts? With their paths divided, will Yuri and Wolfram find someone new to love?

Yes I will be continuing this story! Sorry everyone.

Stories to be written

Title: Deep Blue's revenge

Fandom: Tokyo Mew Mew

Rating: T

Sequel to my story 'Kishu, I'm pregnant'

Plot: Ichigo and Kishu's son, Kiseki, is now 15 years old and he knows nothing about his parents background. When Nikki and Deep Blue's plan goes into action Kiseki will discover a whole world that has been hidden from not only himself, but all humankind. Ryou has been expecting the aliens to revolt so he has created five new pendents for five new mews. But who will he chose to be the protectors of the peace?

Current status:- working on plot and writing first chapter

Title: Return to Pegasus

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis

Rating: T

Plot: After the attack by the ZPM powered hive ship on Earth, Atlantis was in need of repair before it could return to its mission in the Pegasus Galaxy. Until then the team have some unexpected down time to spend with family and friends on Earth. But once Atlantis is repaired the IOA doesn't want to lose the protection the city can offer. But the Wraith are still culling worlds in the Pegasus Galaxy. Can the team convince the IOA and military leaders to allow the city to return to Pegasus? (set after season 5)

Current status:- working on plot

Title: The Wolfrin

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis

Rating: M

Contains: male/male romance; male/female romance; male pregnancy; moderate violence; mild gore; kidnapping; gender switching; moderate language; implied rape; life threatening situations and monsters

Proposed sequel to 'Return To Pegasus'

Plot: It has been 16 years since Atlantis returned to the Pegasus galaxy and the team face a daunting challenge; raising their teenage children. With the near demise of the Wraith two new races appear with weapons and tech that rival that of Atlantis. These races seem intent on destroying each other and the Atlantis team find themselves drawn ever deeper into their war. But who are their allies and who is the enemy? And what part does John's headstrong son, Ryan, have to play?

Current status:- first chapter in progress

Title: Love is Blind

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh (AU)

Rating: T

Contains: male/male romance; male/female romance; original characters; gender bending and pregnancy.

Plot: After Yuri's girlfriend walks out on him and their newborn son, Yuri swears to never love again. Ten months later Yuri is working part time and meets the hotheaded Wolfram Von Bielefeld, international fencing champion and first class brat. Yuri is horrified at first to learn that he is to be trained in fencing by Wolfram due to his company's contract with the champion. But as time goes on the two grow closer and Yuri learns that there is more to Wolfram than he first thought. Will Wolfram be the one to heal the scars on Yuri's heart? What of Wolfram's own dark past that continues to haunt him?

Current status:- working on chapter two (I am hoping to post this after MO is finished)

Title: Nothing To Lose

Fandom: Kyo Kara Maoh

Rating: M

Contains: male/male romance; mild torture; sustained threat; bodily harm; murder; male pregnancy

Plot: Yuri has been murdered, and everyone thinks that I did it. But I didn't. I couldn't ever hurt him. I don't know who killed Yuri and I don't know why, but I do know that if I'm executed for his murder I'll never find the answers to my questions. So I'm going to find out who killed Yuri and I'm going to kill them. Nothing is more dangerous than a man with nothing to lose. (first person point of view)

Current status:- started writing chapters (I'm only going to post this one when the story is complete, otherwise I'll have too many stories on the go at once)

I LOVE MY JOB

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a 'worst job experience' contest.

Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother..Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit.

This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my arse was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my arse. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't sh* for two days because my arse was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your arse.

Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.' Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?