Hia! Okay, a little about me...I'm currently 15 and am residing somewhere in Wales. Ha! And you really thought I'd just tell you where I live?! Pfft! Cough anyways... my birthday is in July and according to my friends, ha ha yes I do have friends, I am a beautifully messed up person. I can generally be found lounging around on GaiaOnline or just cruising FanFiction.

I am a HUGE Dragonball Z fanatic and if you mention the words 'Vegeta' and 'yaoi' in the same sentence, prepare to be glomped breathless. Mind you, just about anything Vegeta-related is enough to make my small pixie-stix hyper mind go into overdrive and selfcombust.

Anyways, have some quotey type things that pretty much sum me up...

Yaoi. The STD of the internet: spreads quickly, hard to trace and 1 in 4 high schoolers have it.

You know you're obsessed with Dragonball Z when:

1. You can recite every word of the original japanese DBZ episodes/movies by heart.

2. You claim to be an expert on the japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people (courtesy of Vegeta).

3. You scream, beg, whine, plead for your parents to order the (expensive!!) Dragon Ball Z games for your Playstation, then when all else fails you threaten to do a Big Bang Attack and blow up the planet.

4. You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you've begun saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them.

5. You stand outside screaming "FLYING NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?)

6. You instantly pummel ANYONE who says Vegeta has a receeding hairline.

7. You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory andd Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Kai.

8. You check every morning to see if you've sprouted a tail. (Well I can hope!!)

9. You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tapion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is.

10. You freak out when you have chicken-pox/measles because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza.

11. You suddenly become a vegetarian and eat nothing but carrots, rice, and other vegetables.

12. You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding. (What do you mean believe?!)

13. You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose.

14. You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan armour for Halloween...then refuse to take it off.

15. You've actually convinced your friends that you met the Dragon Ball Gang last night for drinks. (But I did...)

16. You name your cat Karin, and nod wisely whenever it miaows at you.

17. You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly. (Hasn't everyone?!)

18. You learned to use a computer just so you could look at all those neat DBZ pictures.

19. You then refer to your computer desk as your "Capsule Corp. Lab".

20. You go outside at night, stare longingly at the stars, and sing; Someday My Prince Will Come. (Ummmm...I'd like to say I don't do this...)

21. (If you're a guy) You know that Vegeta and all the other DBZ characters would find you supremely cool and want to hang out with you.

22. (If you're a girl) You know that Vegeta and all the other male characters would be smitten by your charm.

23. You refuse to go near your freezer.

24. You refer to your mom as Chichi (when she isn't within earshot). (Any insult works, really...)

25. You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe you actually succeeded!)

26. You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell. (Possibly...)

27. Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon..." (Have done!!)

28. You can actually spout off a surprising number of phrases in japanese. (Again, all of them insults!! Thanks Vegeta!!)

29. You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday...even though you already saw it ten times!

30. During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out. (Ummm...)

31. Even if you're in high school and you're a girl, your parents still shop for your birthday and Christmas presents in the same aisle that they shop in for your little eight-year-old brother...the action figure aisle. (What's wrong with that?!)

32. You took home ec. class because you were determined to become a better cook than Chichi.

33. You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy. (And succeeded damnit!!)

34. You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride. (Hell yeah!)

35. When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!"

36. You burst into tears when a character, ANY character dies, regardless of Dragon Ball Availability. (Yes, especially if it's Vegeta!!)

37. You almost drowned because you stood in the path of an approaching tidal wave, convinced that your Genki Dama summouned it to you (Not saying I have...)

38. You giggle hysterically when you're told to eat your vegetables. (Yep...)

39. You begged, pleaded, bribed, and finally beat the crap out of your younger brother for his Burger King Piccolo DBZ toy, and you don't even LIKE Piccolo. (I told you it was the kid at the next table!!)

40. You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares. (Yep..)

41. You try to wrap yourself around your computer, purring contentedly whenever a DBZ related download finishes.

42. Your thumbs are sore, cracked, and bleeding but you finally managed to beat DB Ultimate Battle 22 without dying ONCE! (sniff God Bless, Gogeta).

43. You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was. (Maybe?!)

44. You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!" (That was just the once!!)

45. You're convinced that Japan actually has a secret fourth DB series, and they just aren't sharing. (Probably true, which is better than the American film which they definately ARE sharing).

46. You're ALSO convinced that you hold the potential to create another DB series if only Toriyama would return your phone calls.

47. You went into shock when they introduced Frieza's family, then immediately began putting in calls to Jerry Springer about lipstick wearing midgets with English, uncaring giant fathers.

48. You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility. (Hell yeah!!)

49. Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Kuririn action figure. (It was Vegeta, but same thing...)

50. You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class. (Yeah, and a "power pole" if you get what I mean!! ;) It was a laugh but my teacher didn't see it that way... XP)

51. You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses.

52. You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day. (Yeah and Vegeta-drooling...)

53. You made little score cards to hold up during the fight scenes. (YUP!!) Vegeta ALWAYS gets 10)

okay, all the ones in green are the ones I am doing or have done at least once in my lifetime. Most of them each day.

You Know You Love Vegeta Too Much When...

-You defend him whenever someone bad mouths him.

-You threaten to kill them if they continue.

-He's in your every waking thought.

-He's in your every unconscious thought.

-You dream about him.

-You scream at the TV whenever Vegeta isn't on the screen.

-After Vegeta dies in the show, you boycott DBZ until he comes back.

-You think if Vegeta's not in it, DBZ just isn't worth watching.

-You threaten annoying people by sending them to the next dimension.

-You can't understand how anyone could NOT love him.

-You see some of your own personality traits in Vegeta.

-You've wondered if you're Vegeta's "type".

-You know every Vegeta site on the internet.

-You have them all book-marked.

-Whenever Vegeta gets hurt you cringe as if feeling the pain.

-You've fantasized about Vegeta.

-You wish you were Goku...or wish to kill him and take his place.

-You just love spandex.

-You attempt to make Vegeta's armor and outfit.

-You only like DBZ because Vegeta's in it.

-You find yourself smirking more.

-You find yourself scowling more.

-You find strong, crazy haired, slightly idiotic men more attractive.

-You're actually taking notes from this list.

-You write fan fiction in which everyone loves and worships Vegeta. I do mean EVERYONE.

-You can't imagine your life without Vegeta's presence.

-You find it impossible to go through a single day without seeing his face or something Vegeta related.

-No matter how mean or horrible Vegeta was, or can be you always understand and forgive.

-Your boyfriend is jealous of all the attention you give Vegeta.

-You make lists like these.

-You think these lists are totally bogus because you can never love Vegeta too much.

-You catch yourself trying to fix all the boys' hair into Vegeta's "style."

-When someone calls you woman in a very arrogant tone, you take it as a compliment.

-You scour the shopping malls to find Bulma's outfits and try to die your hair blue.

-If you ever see a pink shirt you always check to see if it has "badman" written on it.

-If not you buy it anyways and paint "badman" on the shirt yourself and give one to your boyfriend.

-You find yourself drawing pictures of Vegeta at 1 in the morning. (Hence the fact I'm dead on my feet)

-You surf the internet day and night for Vegeta. When your mom tells you it's time for bed you're nearly in tears.

-You always say Kakarot instead of Goku.

-You wish you were Bulma...or wish to kill her and take her place.

-You latch on to one random person and insist you must outdo them in everything. (This person being usually Mike or another person at school)

Not quite all...

-He's the first thing you see as you wake and the last thing you see before you sleep.

-You think Vegeta has excellent fashion sense. (i,e, pink badman shirt w/ yellow pants)

-You insist your girlfriend wear a light blue wig.

-You also love Hiei from YYH because of his uncanny resemblance to Vegeta.

-"Kisama" and "no class baka" have become part of your daily vocabulary.

-You succeed and have worn it everyday since then.

-You find brilliant, blue haired women more attractive.

-During sex you scream out Vegeta! instead of your boyfriend's name.

-During sex you scream out Vegeta! instead of your girlfriend's name.

The above two are only unmarked because I've never done 'it'.

-Your girlfriend is jealous of all the attention you give Vegeta.

-You've found your prince charming and he bears a striking resemblance to Vegeta.

The above is because he is Vegeta.

-You always smirk or laugh while sparing...are beaten but continue to smirk and laugh even louder.

-But you get really pissed off when the other person smirks back. Then you call him/her Kakarot and try to transform in to a super saiyajin.

-You ask your little sister or brother to make dragon balls for you out of play dough. (Yes I have tried this. I had to make my own, which mum threw away!! ¬ ¬)

-You actually try to summon Shenron with them.

-You always bring a vegetable to school to comfort you. (But no-one knows about i-damn, now they do!)

-You tell your teacher , who's hairline is higher every time you see him that he has cool hair.

The above is going to be one of my new year's resolutions.

-You demand that your date pick you up in a time capsule or you'll refuse to go.

Trust me, if I ever go out on a date with someone, believe me, I will say the above to them.

-When you see pictures of Goku you scoff or sneer in disgust

-You use four bottles of hair gel in attempts to get your hair to stand in that unnatural position.

I'm working on this one!! But it's hard when your hair is dandelion-esque... )

-You have an uncanny urge to eat more carrots.

-You talk way too much about your royal saiyajin blood while sparring.