Don't Eat Dead Doves
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Joined 08-28-19, id: 12685328, Profile Updated: 01-05-20
Author has written 6 stories for Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, One Piece, Harry Potter, Avengers, xxxHOLiC, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Devilman/デビルマン, and Death Note.

Hello everyone,

I won't tell you my name, because that's dangerous. I will tell you that I own nothing, am an actor, and have no beta. (I'll die like a man)

Sexuality: pansexual

Gender: ...internet strangers?...I don't wanna be stalked. (but I'm a dude)

Age: somewhere between thirteen and twenty

Ethnicity: Mexican, Japanese, American

Likes: good literature, music (i have recommendations should someone want), bugle, boxing, cats, what everything smells like after it rains, old hitchcock movies, theatre, people (mostly)

Dislikes: people (on occasion), stereotypes towards myself or others, spiders, horrid grammar (the grammar thing might be kind of hypocritical)


ON THE SUBJECT OF FLAMES:

Look dudes, you may not like what I write, and that's fine. I am totally open to constructive criticism. If you notice a grammar or spelling error, don't hesitate to point it out or let me know. That said, there is a line between meaningless hate and helpful comments. If you don't like, don't read.


Come scream at me on this forum: /forum/Creating-Good-Villains/224081/1/125718/


Thanks for stopping by,

Don't Eat Dead Doves

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Chills of the Living by Tempest's Rain reviews
Nico di Angelo was just hanging out in a graveyard when all of a sudden he finds himself saving the lives of two wizards and a witness to the return of Britain's most feared dark wizard. What in Hades is he going to do about that?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,090 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., Cedric D., Nico A.
Come Together by oniforever reviews
It begins in 1943. Tom Riddle searches for his place in the world, and ends up getting captured by HYDRA. After being saved by a crazy muggle in spandex, he must learn to adapt to the new playing field, and have some odd friendships along the way. AU. Soldier!Tom Riddle. No pairings. Starts in CA:TFA but will spread to the other films.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,923 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Tom R. Jr., Captain America/Steve R., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Instruments of Manipulation by Mizudoriko reviews
Sometimes, life gives him existential crises. Other times, it drowns him in paint and toxic fumes only for him to wake up in a hospital of a fictional world. Then he realizes he'd somehow hijacked the body of a canon character who got killed by Sakura and shit just got real. All he wanted to do was finish the final project of his art major. Sasori did not sign up for this insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,908 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 6/8/2019 - Sasori, Chiyo
Concerning the Watchmen by SiZodiac reviews
On the devastated streets of Manhattan, Steve Rogers sees a foreigner who bears a likeness to a man he distinctly remembers from seventy years ago. And an argument that somewhat changes his perception of the world. Post-Avengers. slight Captain America: The First Avengers AU. /No America/
Crossover - Avengers & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Austria, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Of Hats, Clocks and Continuity by Nimbiose reviews
There once was a man with a hat. One-shot.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Complete
Of Lies Most Beautiful by SoSaysL reviews
Katniss and the Capitol were wrong to underestimate him - the odds are always in his favor. For no one can win, not against the charming and devastatingly clever Tom Riddle. [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Complete
Alluring Archives by kideaxl reviews
Come readers and see all that lays here. Curious tales to pique your interest. What could be the next story? No one knows, but that's half the fun, right? So browse through this quaint collection of stories, some or linked while others disjointed. So give it a try.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 6/6/2015
Divination by foggraven reviews
Who better to teach Divination than the Seer of Light?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,764 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Rose L. - Complete
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 698 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
An Awfully Big Adventure by HiBob reviews
To learn what might have been. As William Shakespeare once said, "Aye, there's the rub". Not to worry, though. Colin will explain everything.
Crossover - Peter Pan & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter Pan, Colin C. - Complete
a mirror, darkly by Silver Pard reviews
Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Sherlock H. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 8,184 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
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The Expectant reviews
A god of death comes to Hogwarts with slightly ulterior motives, and searches for the Elder Wand in secret. Don't worry though, the sphinx recognizes power when she sees it. Not your typical crossover, not Harry-centric.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/5/2019 - Published: 9/1/2019 - T. Hitsugaya
Ryuk, to the Lady reviews
The Sailor of Silence catches word of a serial killer in Japan. She supposes that she should deal with it, the shinigami were always under destruction's jurisdiction after all. The supernatural forces are at play here, and she knows that Ryuk, her knight, her less-than-loyal chess piece, is behind it. They were colleagues, maybe even friends, but she is new, and death is not.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2019
The Angel, the Witch, and the Alchohol reviews
Yuuko meets Ryo in passing. Apparently, misery breeds company and Yuuko needs a new drinking buddy. (less about alcohol, more about hitsuzen)
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Devilman/デビルマン - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Ryo A./Satan - Complete
Tony reviews
Tony Stark! Magnificent Bastard! Asshole Extraordinaire! is (as we will soon learn) a petty little bitch when he wants to be. After an incident involving too much coffee, too little coffee, and a very, very detailed plan for revenge, the Avengers add a single sentence to a growing list. The cardinal rule that every new recruit learns is very simple: Never, ever, piss off Tony Stark
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Complete
No Refunds for Past Mistakes (On Hiatus) reviews
The Real Epilogue. Follows one asshole informant as he returns to wreak havoc in Ikebukuro (And a city that doesn't know what they would do without him) Rated for language
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Izaya O.
Coby reviews
Coby reflects on his inauguration as one of the newly instated master chiefs of the marines. Helmeppo makes a brief appearance in order to flash his rape-face smile. Several new recruits and officers want endurance training and try not to wet themselves, courtesy of Coby himself. A nameless general just wishes he quit the marines when he first had the chance.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Coby - Complete
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