Redoing my page!

(Note: I am female.)

Welcome to the totally spastic page that I own. Caution: snippy comebacks, lots of different languages, random useless nonsense, questionable quotes, unknown identities, vague yet carefully detailed descriptions, & other crap. ;)

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. . Basic . .

Name: you can call me Raye, thanks

Birthdate: ahhh. I hate it, really. So...okay people think that I'm born in April. No joke. Have also heard March and November but not as frequently.

Birthplace: gah! I can't tell you this. Small town...

Current Location: DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'

Eye Color: brown. Like most of the world, I believe

Hair Color: uhh. Well actually, I'm a blonde. But I dyed my hair black. If you knew me, I think it's MUCH more fitting. Which is weird, ik...but tis.

Height: gr. I hate these personal questions. They're so stalkerish. Uhm...so...I'd say 5'4". Average. Completely average.

Weight: also average. Completely average.

. . What's Your . .

Zodiac Sign: I pick...ARIES

Ethnicity: Caucasian? Is that how you spell that? Oh well, pale as can be at any rate

Body Type: uhm? Idk I used to be skinny but I gained a little weight and filled out a bit I suppose you could say

Favorite Food: ah! Food...oh. Well. This is indeed an issue. Buffalo sandwich. I must say, not the biggest fan of food, ik, so weird...

Favorite Drink: sugared-up coffee ;) or Diet Lipton Green Tea!

Favorite Animal: a bat, a sparrow, or a baby panda =)

Best Physical Feature: mah face haha! No idk, a lot of people say my hair, but I dunno for sure, and plus I don't like being self-conceited

Fears: KANGAROOS DAMMIT, they freak me the f out even if they're cartoons

. . Have you ever . .

Drank: uhm...no...

Smoked: nope =) I hate smoking, of any kind. Along with PDA.

Shoplifted: ah. I think when I was little and didn't know what was going on and tried to steal a duck, but I never really tried to when I was mature enough cause I'm a good person, so again, no.

Skinny Dipped: I wish lmfao

-BLEEEPED this one out-

Been Dumped: sort of? Complicated situation.

Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yep. Can't decide if I regret them or not though

. . Looking In For A Guy/Girl. .

Fav Eye Color: I don't know, it doesn't really matter what color they are. I don't really judge by that at first. I immediately want to say blue but I like brown-eyed boys so no, I don't know

Fav Hair Color: I have an issue with this. I think I've liked a boy with every hair color available (even pink) so...well...I can't really answer this question. I suppose my two favorites would be black and a reddish-brown...or maybe a platinum platinum blonde...told you I couldn't decide

Short or Long Hair: oh definitely long. I remember I stopped liking someone because they shaved their head. Turn-off. Yep. Ik. So yes long.

Looks or Personality: I would say personality first (I know Mina probably scoffed at this if she ever did read it). Okay well unless they're REALLY attractive then I notice that first. But then if their personality sucks then it's done. However first I like that person for who they are, and then I like them more if they're attractive. ;)

Love or Money: love. I can't get love by myself, but I can get money. And no I did not mean illegally as in selling myself. I meant...idk, writing or books or performing or whatever I might choose.

Hot or Cute: hmm. I suppose hot. It always seems to be a bit more adventurous that way. I think it's a confidence thing.

Muscular or Really Skinny: oh, I like the perfect size, right in between ;) but muscular over skinny, haha. :) all done :)

Your Personal Profile – The facts about me
My full name is Raye. That's all I'm giving you.
I was born on a day in a month in a year. I'm not telling you when because I don't feel comfortable with that. People have told me I look like an April or November or March kid, but I am none of those, although should be, probs.
I am an American citizen and this makes me feel ehrm, like an American?
My star sign is /should be an Aries! Ugh! I hate it when people ask me that question because I'm never sure what to say!
My parents are citizens of the world, no, you cannot stalk them so no, I am not disclosing said information.
I have 3 siblings (if you have them!)
I am currently at school
What I like about my school studies / job is uh...people? English? Yes?
What I dislike about my school studies / job is uhm Spanish?
I am saving up for a car because I want one. Deeply.
My home is in _(place) and I have lived here for _(years)
My friends are pretty whacky. They all have their nicknames -- Mina, Serena, Trista, A, mainly. Uh, well, they're all very different, so I'll just give you their colors because I don't feel like giving them little personality blobs because I'm just not that interested. Uhm, orange, pink, purple, silver.
I love people who take risks. I don't know if those were my only choices, but I like the risky, blunt ones. Like me, I guess. (take risks / tell funny stories, etc.)
My favorite activity/activities include writing and reading and I love to do this because ...well I don't know, I just do, I guess it's part of who I am?
My favorite color is red because it reminds me of myself? Although at first it was because it's the color of the Gryffindor House that WASN'T gold.
I love to say "shut up you idiot" and my most over-used saying is probably "swift. Like a ninja."
My favorite meal involves ehh...buffalo sandwich... and my favorite snack food is uhm...cheesecake? Does that count?
I consider myself to be healthy (healthy/unhealthy) and fitness is important to me. This is due to factors such as it didn't use to be and I hated it? Yeah? Good enough?
Changes to my lifestyle I would like to make include well recently I've made a lot of changes, but I'd like to take up rollerblading again.
I am organizedly chaotic. ;) (clean/messy/organized/chaotic)
I lose/don't lose things I DON'T LOSE THEM UNLESS PEOPLE TOUCH THEM
I don't need to change anything about my life or lifestyle because I don't? What kind of a fillin is this? Ridiculous. Uhm...I don't know, I don't drink soda, I don't overeat, I don't oversleep, really, it's quite nice, I suppose I could be a bit nicer but otherwise I don't have much to change, I'm honest and trustworthy and blablabla k I may have a bitchy side but you know so does everyone. So yeah. That's all.
The person who supports me the most is my mother? and in my life they have helped me to ... live? Survive? Without her I'd have no home? Huh?
The best time of the day to me is 9:00 because it's when I read. Silence. It's a lovely concept.
I like sunset (sunrise/sunset) the most because it's just fracking beautiful
I need to have gum every day. Terrible addiction. But it's lovely, idek.
I hope to hear My Chemical Romance once again take the stage in all their cute glory ;) (music/bands/a phrase/poetry/a speaker)
I want to see haha this one made me laugh when I read "flowers" nono I always accidentally kill flowers, not like I even mean to, they just die on me when I forget about them! I don't like television. I'm actually sort of against it. I don't know. I guess I'd like to see other places. You know get out of here and see somewhere else, explore, adventure, that type of thing. (films/shows/flowers/nature, etc.)
I am frightened by kangaroos (snakes/cockroaches/bills/the dark) and this makes me afraid of Australia. Because they have kangaroos, right? And they scare me out of my MIND, I can't even watch them when they're on tv and like in books and stuff. It's really strange actually
My favorite movie of all time is Get Smart. I quote it all the time. "If you were thinking holy shit holy shit a swordfish almost went through my head!!, then yes."
My greatest inspiration is Harry Potter. That series is just...whoosh
My all-time role model is JK Rowling because she wrote Harry Potter. She came from what nothing? and now she's admired by MILLIONS, and that's so admirable, she's just the best. All-time role model: yes.
I would like to be like Emma Watson because she makes me incredibly jealous :(
I respect JK Rowling? because (he/she) wrote the Harry Potter books? I don't know, these last few questions seemed kind of repetitive...

Favorite tv show: NCIS
Favorite actress: Anne Hathaway, Cote de Pablo
Favorite actor: Gary Oldman, Michael Weatherly
Favorite author: JK Rowling
Favorite letter: A, R, Z
Favorite comedy: Get Smart (and then Yes Man)
Favorite action movie: Mr. and Mrs. Smith (and then Rush Hour)
Favorite horror movie: The Uninvited (and then Disturbia)
Favorite adventure movie: Jurassic Park (and then Star Wars)
Favorite Johnny Depp movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Favorite Tim Burton movie: The Corpse Bride
Favorite books: Harry Potter, Night World, Mortal Instruments. Those may be my favorite 3 series ever.

BYE EVERYONE! THANKS FOR READING!
(btw...imma diehard Harry Potter fan)

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SO...I just realized...that I haven't updated anything in over a year...I was shocked. Alright. So. I really do plan to try and finish at least Alternaties. Now. I don't know about Harry Potter fanfictions that I've got started. I'd say it's a better bet for Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets more than The Lives After. But I know that definitely do want to finish Alternaties. Once I get maybe some inspiration or some formulation for anything in the next chapter I'll continue but to be honest I had no idea it had been so much time. I'm sorry.

WHAT ABOUT THE NIGHT WORLD?~
-The Chosen!! Woooooot!
How long did it take you to read the books?
Uhh. It didn't take me long till I got to Soulmate which took me forever cause I hated it.
Who introduced you to the books?
-Myself, of course, when I saw them just lying there in the store. But then I introduced them to a bunch of other people, so it's all good.
Did you buy them, borrow them, or recieve them as a gift?
-Bought them. One right there when I saw them. And then the other two later at Barnes and Noble.
Favorite human?
Daphne! She was so funny =)
Favorite vampire?
QUINN. I love him. I would marry him. Yup.
Favorite werewolf?
bleh there weren't many werewolves, were they? And I didn't like them when they were, so I choose none for this question
What's one of your favorite quotes from the story?
-Ohh, pretty much every single line from The Chosen, and then that one line that Morgead says to bring Jez back when she's dying and I remember him yelling JEZEBEL but for some reason the actual quote escapes me
What was your favorite Hannah/Thierry moment?
-Uhm. Have I mention I hated Soulmate? But I guess the part when she's (I think) kissing Thierry and she fingers his teeth I thought that was super weird :D
What was your favorite Rashel/Quinn moment?
-ah. The ENTIRE damned book. Especially the moments where they met in the alley, the part in the club, every time Ivan the Terrible touched Rashel and Quinn got all weird jealous, the part where he knocked Rudi out for her and then she defeated him and STILL couldn't kill him, the part where he finds out who she is and is all "I should have noticed!", the part where he finds her after being knocked out by her and then he bites her, and the part at the end where they escape and they're with Timmy.
What was your favorite Ash/Mary-Lynnette moment?
-him holding her as the car exploded. And all various kickings of the shins
Which book cover was your favorite?
-uhm, where they're combined, the 2nd one with Rashel. If they're all separate, the 9th one with Keller, or maybe the 5th one with Rashel.
Who do like more: Quinn or Galen
Galen bugged me =( so yeah Quinn =)
Thea or Blaise?
-DEF THEA! I loved Thea, she was so smart and sensible and modest! Blaise bugged me madly sometimes
Hannah or Rashel?
RASHEL. RASHEL. RASHEL TIMES INFINITY. IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HANNAH BUGS ME BY NOW...WELL...WOW THEN...
Keller or Iliana?
Keller. I like the stronger characters. Sorry Iliana, you were too much of a flower. Keller was one of my faves.
Gillian or Jez?
Jez because of the same reason: strong, interesting, layered character. Gillian was a flower too, even more than Iliana to me.
Iliana or Twilight's Rosalie?
Iliana. Rosalie was a pale, lame imitation of Blaise and Iliana mixed together.
Sylvia or Alice?
Alice...but only because to me Sylvia was a nobody.
Esme or Maggie?
-MAGGIE! But I don't like her much actually, Esme's just super creepy =/
Mary-Lynnette or Rashel?
Rashel but I love Mary-Lynnette too, Rashel's just my ALL time favorite. As you could probably tell by now
Shapeshifters or vampires or Witches?
SHAPESHIFTERS! They're not overdone and they have so much potential they're awesome I just LOVE them!

MORTAL INSTRUMENTS ~~~
First of all, who is your favorite character in the book?
Clary =) and Jace =D
Which book in the series is your favorite?
Uh I guess the last one. It had manymany good moments and shock
Secondly, did you think the Mortal Instrument series was better than Twilight?
It isn't really hard to be better than Twilight, but Mortal Instruments was SUPER better, it was just...phenomenal. I loved it.
Lastly, do you think Simon would be better off would with Clary, Maia, or Isabelle?
Isabelle. I dunno, I like how Simon and Isabelle are for some reason. =o

~Night World Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD

1. Rashel
2. Quinn
3. Ash
4. Keller
5. Mary-Lynnette
6. Kestrel
7. Daphne
8. Jez
9. Morgead
10. Thea
11. David
12. James

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Lol Kestrel and David...no...that's really weird haha =) I think Kestrel would never "vermin" you know
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Lmao Keller's not my type, she's just more like me (according to Trista idk) so I love Keller but I'm not about to judge how "hot" she is
3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
That would be so weird, I think James would have to have raped Jez, otherwise she would've kicked his ass I'd think, Jez is like that
4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yes, I believe so, Jez/Morgead ficles
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
No. They may be pretty, in theory or so, but it would end up with one of them dead, they're both too vampiristic
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine because that's at least Mary-Lynnette with Morgead and not Thea? That would be awkward, awkward indeed...
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Daphne...would probably squeal and have a field day, it's not every day you see super-hot-macho Quinn making out with James (=
8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.
On the way to find his soulmate (Mary-Lynnette), Ash just has to enlist a little help from some witches...Thea. ;)
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
No, I don't believe so, Rashel/Jez would be a very weird idea and if anyone wrote anything about it it must be very AU because right now as I sit here answering this my mind really can't even comprehend the idea, it's boggling.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
How Does This Even Work?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Probsss, I know one of them LOVES Ash
13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?
No, I'm not sure. One of my friends is sort of like Thea (Trista) but I'm not sure anyone's going to write or draw about her. Lovely character though
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
NO! Haha I don't know what this is with number 4 but Kestrel is in a bunch of these! There's no way that Kestrel's getting along with Quinn AND Mary-Lynnette in a story, I mean they're both in Daughters of Darkness so if you meant like that sort of write, but if you mean like a love triangle? It's not happening, I can assure you, and I think anyone on my friend's list might agree. (So...I looked back and realized that actually it was KELLER that was four, not Kestrel...they sort of look similar...but I kept this answer anyways cause it was long, and anyways, Quinn and Keller could never work because Keller is Quinn's soulmates sister? Awkward much? Utmost of betrayal I'd imagine as well)
15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Ahh? I can't really imagine Thea screaming at a moment of "great passion", so I know that's a lame answer
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Something about fire, maybe I Caught Fire =) fave song =))
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
T, for gore, because they'd all be attempting to kill each other. Lol Rashel, Kestrel, James? Poor James, he's just with everyone else, haha.
18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
...Bite me? I don't know, Thea couldn't really even use pick-up lines on Eric! lol =)
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Wait, wait. I'm not understanding this whole soulmate thing. I mean, I get it, between me and Gillian. But...if you're with Rashel, and you're with Morgead, why are you with each other? Don't you have some other responsibility or something? How old are you?" - David
20) How emo is Seven?
Lol not very emo, Daphne's just not, she is, as Rashel phrases it, "a fluffy bunny." (=