One fine morning, Hermione realizes that someone has dosed her with Love Potion. How else could she possibly have fallen in love with Snape?

Sirius's death was bad enough, but then Remus discovered that his memory lives on in diary form. Sirius decides Peter's fate, Remus paints portraits and fights off the ladies, and Narcissa has an unusual disease.

Hermione has killed Severus Snape. But it was an accident. And after what Snape put his Potions class through, he deserved it.

Important note: I have pretty much given up on trying to finish this story. However, I am leaving it up because there are some scenes that I think are sort of comedic masterpieces. Sorry if anyone actually cares about this story.

Extras from the Short Guide universe. The theme song is still here, along with a short piece wherein Remus and Sirius tell Harry about his perfect, wonderful dad. Or not.

Here is a tale of MWPP as they have begun existing to me. Sirius is a screwball, Remus is a golden boy, James is an endearing jerk, Peter is number four, and this is their seventh year. [COMPLETE] (and freshly edited - 52203)