Schellenberg is dying. Stirlitz goes to visit him.

Unterscharführerin Krein learns an important lesson

Red Army day 1946

Illya and Napoleon have things to discuss in the aftermath of the Thrush Roulette affair.

UNCLE HQ can't be haunted - surely?

A Five Things fic. Four times Lord Peter Wimsey denied he was afraid and one time he didn't .

Bunter managed so that for months Peter never had to give an order about so much as a soda-siphon ... He found that flat and took Peter up to Town and did everything." BUSMAN'S HONEYMOON

They were in some - what's that American word for a tight place? - jam, isn't it? - yes, some jam or other together, and took a fancy to one another... so Peter promised Bunter that if they both came out of the War alive, Bunter should come to him..."

The Russians are coming! And everyone at UNCLE has an opinion.

Illya gets ready to go undercover. Warning: Contains potentially upsetting ideas of a non-sexual nature.

In the aftermath of the Great War, Bunter comes to Duke's Denver to take up the situation Major Wimsey had promised him.

Well, in January 1919, I think it was - yes, it was, because I remember it was a dreadfully cold day - Bunter turned up here saying he'd wangled himself out..." Busman's Honeymoon

You've never seen Bunter off duty," said Lord Peter, darkly. "I have." A riff on this line from Strong Poison.

What it says on the label

UNCLE at Expo 67

Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? Oh, it's shame to take the pay.

Some you win, some you lose.

A missing scene from The Ultimate Computer. Napoleon has a plan, but Salty's frightened to carry it out.

A fusion with My Fair Lady. When Alexander Waverly bets Harry Beldon he can't turn a nominee of his choice into a top class field agent within three months, Beldon soon finds out he has bitten off more than even he can chew.

Everything you need to know for The Return of the Man from UNCLE to make sense.

A fusion with Withnail and I, inspired by a few lines from Unnatural Death

On the run from Thrush, Illya seeks refuge in Soho

This story is about the passage of time which, by definition, means that in the course of it major characters die. However, for reasons which will become obvious, I don't think of it as a "death" fic as such.

Suppose you could ask Illya just one question.

Not every mission ends in friendship and harmony.

The language of love is less universal than you might think.

Napoleon and Illya find they've taken on more than they bargained for when they're assigned to rescue royalty.

Illya goes undercover at an English country house.

Napoleon and Illya are required to infiltrate a meeting of Thrush financiers taking place under cover of a fox hunt.

Sometimes it isn't easy to find twelve good men and true

Napoleon really should have been more careful

Drabble. Danny knows he's good.

Every year it comes.

What makes you think you know who you are?

Last minute rescues are Illya's stock in trade, but this time Napoleon has reason to believe he may not show up in time.