Bitchin' Bettyhide bio
Author has written 2 stories for Gumball Rally, and Simpsons. Kia ora! 28 ISTP Lives on an island in the South Pacific. Generally a very friendly person. Very taken, so thanks but no thanks. Please don't ask me to write your fic for you. I don't do fic requests, sorry. Writing takes a up a lot of thought and energy and time for me, and I'd hate to promise something to someone and not be able to deliver. Main fandom is The Simpsons. (Apologies about the barebones profile, I'll spruce it up at a later date). You can also find me on AO3: https:///users/BitchinBetty |
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I Want You To Be Happier by rugphan reviews
Helga has just broken up Olga's marriage with Doug the con artist, and Bart is there to comfort his friend. Takes place during the Hey Arnold episode "Olga Gets Engaged", and the Simpsons episode, "My Big Fat Geek Wedding". Part 1 of The Bart and Helga Chronicles.
Crossover - Simpsons & Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22 - Complete
Twin Of The Dead by Mackledberries reviews
First fic, feedback appreciated. When Sherri is suddenly killed in an accident, Terri can't cope without her, but in bringing back her twin she sets off a chain of events that puts her sisterly bond to the ultimate test.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Terri and Sherri
The Mistletoe Menace by Mackledberries
Bart contends with the greatest holiday horror known to boykind, girls with mistletoe! A silly little oneshot with a little BartxTerri!
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2019 - Complete
Self Defense by David Silver
Ruth Powers and her daughter, Laura, move to a less-desirable portion of Springfield. A frightening meetup causes Ruth to consider the value of her daughter being able to defend herself.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,779 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2019 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Laura P., Ruth P. - Complete
Rough Edges by David Silver
Ruth Powers is a powerful independent woman, raising her daughter on her own. This does not make her immune to the idea of making friends. Seeing a kindred spirit, she is drawn to reach out to one Mindy Simmons, another who had known love and lost it. Would Ruth prove those that threw disparaging remarks about her imagined inclinations correct, and would she ultimately care?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,476 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2019 - Published: 5/10/2019 - Laura P., Ruth P. - Complete
Da Capo by amidoh reviews
When Smithers hits rock bottom, there's only one way to go: up. As choices have their consequences, Mr. Burns is swept along for the ride - whether or not he wants to be. Implied dubcon, implied drug use.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 3/15/2018 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
Confessions of an Industrialist by Lambent Flame reviews
When Smithers becomes victim to an eco-terrorist plot to kill Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns seeks revenge...but first, he must come to terms with Smithers' feelings for him.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Lisa S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
Localised Entirely Within My Heart by sft3830 reviews
"I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!" "That's what I call hamburgers!" What happened that day... I will never forget. I simply will never be able to get the scarring image out of my head. But I can cope, at least. Chalmers POV. Oneshot.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Principal S. Skinner, Superintendent Chalmers - Complete
Woe, is Moe by Canned Tins reviews
Being Moe is awful, but there is something that makes it less so. Very self-indulgent angst oneshot.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Moe S. - Complete
Going Nowhere Somehow by ChequeRoot reviews
Sometimes loneliness needs company; a chance to be lonely together. Waylon Smithers and Dewey Largo know this all too well.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2017 - Complete
Pull Down the Sun by ChequeRoot reviews
Between the legacies of Colonel Wainwright Burns, and tycoon Charles Montgomery Burns lived a man: Clifford Burns. Son of Wainwright, father to Monty. Why did he eschew his father's riches for a simple life? Could a man truly be so different from his father? The answer is "yes." This is the simple tale of a simple man, told in his own words. - A gift for Gav-Imp
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2016 - Montgomery Burns
I Have Plans by Bostonian Jake reviews
Even the most devoted people have their doubts in times of tragedy.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Ned F. - Complete
Prohibition by Lambent Flame reviews
Mr. Burns and Smithers are out for a night on the town at the best damn pet shop in town - Moe's speakeasy during Springfield's revival of prohibition. As they get increasingly drunk they discover there is more taboo in the air than just alcohol.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2016 - Complete
What Went Wrong? by Sideshow Hayden reviews
Sideshow Mel has developed jealousy towards Bob for his 'comedic genius'. Only he doesn't remember that Bob and his brother Cecil were his first friends. Rated T for bullying and misgendering towards Mel.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2015
Experiment by Little Miss Lovejoy reviews
Patty just can't keep her eyes off a certain brunette.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Patty B., Edna Krabappel - Complete
Darkened Halls by AnimationNut reviews
Dedicated to Marcia Wallace. The halls of Springfield Elementary were darkened by Edna Krabapple's passing. And Bart Simpson's life will never be the same again.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Bart S., Edna Krabappel - Complete
The Bus Stops Here by Frankie Alton reviews
In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, in the aftermath of nuclear war, in a desert filled with mutant vampires, one man's bus carries people to safety. Thanks to the heroic efforts of the Busman, people now stand a chance of making it to the city... if they can fight off the vampires along the way! (AU fic)
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S., Edna Krabappel, Otto M.
Teaching him the Ropes by Liger Khan reviews
Rewrite of the original fanfic of the same name by SkinnySlim22. After the events of "Grade School Confidential", Edna decides to show Skinner her gratitude, by doing him a little favor. One-shot.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Principal S. Skinner, Edna Krabappel - Complete
Snake's Last Stand by thestockholmaffair reviews
Snake and Police Chief Wiggum face each other one final time in a hostage drama set in a gritty, hyper-real Springfield. High level coarse language and medium level bloody violence.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Flip Side by horrendoushaddock reviews
Oneshot. Coming out to your best friend can be tricky, especially when he's the one you're crushing on. BartxMilhouse.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bart S., Milhouse vH. - Complete
A Fateful Encounter by PPP SSC reviews
Based on Midnight Rx. Smithers' unconscious thoughts and what happens after he comes to. Warning: includes hypothetical slash
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - [Waylon S., Montgomery Burns] - Complete
Vacancy by Athena2693 reviews
Carl and Lenny are in love. Homer doesn't seem to notice. Slash.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2004
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Other Than Honorable reviews
More than any future apocalypse, societal collapse or economic crisis, it's the recurring memories of the past that Herman's under prepared for. The solution? Alcohol and strict denial. Contains references to war and suicide, references to drug use in later chapters. (Note: uploads are slow at the moment. Ch2 uploaded out of order)
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/8/2019 - Herman Hermann
Meleg Vagy?
A misunderstanding between two men on the eve of the race back to New York leaves Lapchick upset and Franco very confused. Set after the events of the Rally to Los Angeles. Warning for slashfic, and that some head-cannon and mental gymnastics went into writing this, as not a lot of information is given about Franco or Lapchick in-universe.
Gumball Rally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Published: 7/20/2019
