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Joined 04-02-07, id: 1251185, Profile Updated: 07-06-08
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Hello! My name is Sae and I'm 17, if you have a problem with that, I dislike you. So. Um. Yeah. Have fun with my super random profile of profile-e- ness.. and stuff.

My friends are: Alice, Elisia, Rosalie, Hans, and Maia. (and people who reveiw)

I am very obsessed with Rurouni Kenshin (especialy Sojiro) and slightly obsessed with Twilight so expect a lot of fanfics for those. I'm kinda weird so don't expect anything serious from me. Viva la randomness!

So far my favorite authors are Farfalla di peita, Burnt up old sausage (even though she never updates), Dawning beauty (cuz she favorited me), and monkeymojo (they favorited me too!), and Tiuannemei (guess)

THAT IS AMAZING!

What is amazing? I have no clue. Just bored.

Random!

ONLY 581(icnlnduig me) PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?"
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.
Strange..isn't it=)ONLY REPOST IF YOU CAN READ THIS. CHANGE THE NUMBER AT TOP THOUGH, "ONLY _ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" go up a number if you can read

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Girls don't realize these things

1. that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, repost as" I'm sorry." If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to repost, and you would never make your guy feel this way, repost as Subject "Girls dont realize these things"

16 signs you like someone

When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up,
you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:

You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:

You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:

You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:

When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the
same time.

TEN:

You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:

When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you
just see him/her.

EIGHT:

You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:

They're all you think about.

SIX:

You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:

You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:

You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:

While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole
time.

TWO:

You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number
twelve was missing

ONE:

You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at
yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...

KEEP GOING

GO A LITTLE MORE

ALLMOST THERE

Post this as : 16 signs you like someone

And something good will happen to you tonight.

If you don't... you'll certainly regret not doing so

I have magically deleted my chain mail!! Or most of it...

I'm kinda bored, so yeah.

Alrighty then! Here ya go Alice... I LOVE SETA SOJIRO!! Yes, I am a Sojiro fangirl. Yes, I know he's not real. But whatever. Besides...

Seta Soujiro + Portugese dub = sexy beyond imagination.

The most fantastical chain mail evah! (Bad grammar. Damn.)

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a baseball.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '150' Man - 'Sold.' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - 'Dark in here' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a Wilson infielder's glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy - '350' Man - 'Highway robbery. Sold.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and my glove.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The boy says, '500' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed.' They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth an d he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now

If you dont repost this in 10 seconds a ghost is going to rape your dog and if you dont repost this in 15 seconds, its going to rape your mom and if you dont repost this in 20 seconds, its going to eat your chocolate and if you dont repost this in 25 seconds, my mom is going to go shopping and if you dont repost this in 30 seconds...im going to have fruity pebles for breakfast tomorrow XP

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