PropetryOfDracoMalfoy
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Joined 03-13-07, id: 1237372, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 4 stories for X-overs, and Harry Potter.

Ok, I can't give a lot of information about my personal self, of course, so here's the basics:

Name: SAMI!!

Age: i am 17 years young

Gender: female, thank you very much

Weight: 110ish. why did i just reveal this? because i'm one of those people who asks themselves questions and answers them, while typing it out.

Height: 5'3 ... probably.

Location: ... uhhhh ... I live in the state that's famous for corn, and I'm darn proud of that. Don't you forget it!

Appearance: I don't exactly know what to put here ... so i'm white, blonde, and always SMILING :)

Favorites!!: Movies- Pirates of the Caribbean (1,2, &3), Disturbia, any musical EVER, and the Harry Potter movies!

Music- FALL OUT BOY!! Panic! at the Disco, Plain White Ts, Tokio Hotel, Vampire Weekend, Blood on the Dance Floor, the Medic Droid, Watchout! There's Ghosts, and Metro Station.

Sports: Cheerleading, football (don't play it, but I watch it), softball.

Books: Harry Potter series, Fearless, Twilight Saga, Pride and Prejudice, Kite Runner, etc, etc.

Ok, that's all I can think of now, but if I think of more, I'll update.

PLEASE READ MY STORIES!! They're mostly OneShots, so if you don't want to spend 3 hours reading one story, try mine. "Aww Amy thats mean, the poor girl suffer's from penisaphobia. Her mom can't even buy banana's, its so sad"

"I'm as hungry as Paris Hilton looks."

And this is out there just so I don't feel so bad about this being under my name. My one story, Behind the Magic of Hogwarts, is written by not only me, but also by some of my best friends, Julia, Courtney, Kate, Sarah, and Stephanie. Thanks for reading this!!

And this is just a disclaimer to all my stories! I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Except maybe the plot, and if I make any new characters up, I will say so then.

Ok, and here's a bunch of things where if it relates to you, just copy and paste it in your profile. AND, YES, ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE ABOUT ME.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Put this on your page if Gwen Stefani taught you how to spell Bananas!!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (PETE WENTZ!!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile !!

Quote of the Moment:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the santity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

That's good for now. Talk to you soon! I love you all! (Ok, not love, but you know what I mean.) Happy reading!!

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There's Something About A War by iluvmyspurs reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have hated each other for six years. But what happens when their anger boils over during Charms class and something VERY unexpected happens? There's just something about a war. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silent Studying by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Just a quick story on how Harry and Draco end up becoming friends. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Slim Snapey by Kittenmommy reviews
Parody of Eminem's Real Slim Shady. Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Britney Spears by New York City reviews
Wild spring break insanity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2000
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Behind the Magic of Hogwarts reviews
What the students at Hogwarts DON'T want you to know. Just a lot of funny stuff. please R&R. Giving credit to my friends: they helped. LOTS! PLEASE R&R! Thanks a bunch! FLAMES WELCOME! I don't own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007
Keeping Secrets reviews
“I had a bad dream about Fred again,” Ginny said. That was our lie. Our secret. Even though she didn’t have to use it with me anymore, she still did. Our family was now full of lies and secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Gnomes of the Burrow reviews
This is a story ALL about the gnomes in the Weasley's garden. If you're only interested in Harry Potter stuff, I'd advise you not to read this. But if you're interested in funny, original stuff, DO read! Please R&R. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
A Day Gone Wrong for Dr Phil reviews
Dr. Phil, the man who has helped many people. What kind of chaos will come his way during a bad day? first fanfic. oneshot.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete