Welcome to my profile, mortals - I'm StephenKingJunkie. As for what you should know about me, I love weaving showtunes into my fan fics, I've got a major crush on Cedric Diggory (from 'Harry Potter', for those few who don't know), and... that's about it.

So yeah, the summary of 'Forbidden Hogwarts 3: Live From the Moulin Rouge' is quite true - the inspiration came from fellow Pattinson Online forum member, Beenie.Spleeen (go to her FanFiction profile and give her good reviews, now!), and as for the songs... you can thank my twisted brain. After the 3rd installment is done, don't be surprised if I don't make another story for a while. Diana Cross and Cedric Diggory are beginning to drain my imagination, thank you very much. LOL

And I have something to say about Robert Pattinson getting cast as Edward Cullen - YAYZ! I'm so happy that he got cast, he was awesome as Cedric, so I can only imagine what he'll be like as Edward (so no one insult Rob around me unless you want your ass kicked and your stories flamed).

Me: ZOMG Gringotts has hijacked my brain.

Marius: None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are. (Queen of the Damned)

Lestat: You can cover your white faces in greasepaint, and your extravagant gestures and facial expressions won't even be noticed. You couldn't choose a more perfect disguise than that... you could be seen by thousands who would never guess what you are. (The Vampire Lestat)

Gabrielle: So, if I waste this bitch, to use the vernacular, do I waste the rest of us, too? (Queen of the Damned)

Matt Foley: Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when you're... when you're living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! (Saturday Night Live)

The Three Little Bops: The Big Bad Wolf, he learned the rule - you gotta play hot to play real cool! (Merry Melodies)

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, post this in your profile.

If you bawled uncontrollably at the end of 'At World's End', post this in your profile.

If you bawled uncontrollably when Cedric Diggory died, post this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would stop breathing if Orlando Bloom told them to. If you're one of the 8 percent that would laugh their butts off, post this in your profile.

If you think you're addicted to copy-and-pastes, post this in your profile.

If you're surprised that J.K.Rowling didn't suffer the same fate as the dude from 'Misery' for killing Remus AND Sirius, post this in your profile.

If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have it memorized and quote it randomly, post this in your profile. (in my case, 'Office Space')

If you or your best friend is insane, post this in your profile.

98 percent of the world population believe they're bringing sexy back. Post this in your profile if you're one of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

Post this in your profile if you believe that those kids should give that godforsaken rabbit his fruity cereal.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie's subtitle (So the Drama) had the intials STD and laughed uncontrollably, post this in your profile.