purniphide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Five Nights at Freddy´s. I make stories and I'll put them here. Yeah, that's about the long and short of it. I'm not much about the romance as I am about the cool plot stuff, so if you're looking for some mad smut you might want to look elsewhere. The only smut I write ever will probably involve cauldrons overflowing with sadistic and gore-laden foe-yay. Because spades all the way. That's how I do. But making a note here--I have nonesuch stories to tell yet. So I leave you with these instead. |
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Fun With Uchihas by Saja Natalia reviews
When Itachi decides to pop in on Sasuke, both the Uchihas' lives will never be the same. Now Itachi and Sasuke have to coexist peacefully, or at least without killing each other. Trust me, it'll be hilarious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,251 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
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Five Nights at Freddy's reviews
Mike Schmidt takes up a part-time job working the night shift at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. It seems like an effortless way to make some change, until he begins to uncover a particularly dark secret behind the franchise as the animatronics begin to roam the halls at night. What's more, his very fate might have been molded by it back in 1975, as memories resurface.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Jeremy Fitzgerald, The Murderer/William Afton - Complete
One Horror of a Picture Show reviews
A Rocky Horror Picture Show influenced play on how the Sound 'Five' came to be. There will be foul languange, since Tayuya's involved. Expect randomness later on. You may be offended, and that's okay. I'm offended too. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K.
