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Joined 04-27-19, id: 12307022
Author has written 3 stories for DC Superheroes, Samurai Jack, X-overs, and Worm.
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Taylor is DOOMed by mp3.1415player reviews
Taylor wakes in an unfamiliar place. An unfamilar place is about to have a very, very bad day.
Crossover - Doom & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,269 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/24/2019
Guardian Angel of Trouble Twins by DianaMoth reviews
Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,486 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 4,181 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 4/22/2016 - [Kakashi H., OC] Itachi U., Shisui U.
Colors and Capes by dogbertcarroll reviews
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,307 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Xander H.
Lex Marks The Spot by dogbertcarroll reviews
YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,420 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 4,048 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/1/2017
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Hive Daughter by PlateGlassArmour reviews
"At that exact moment, Taylor Hebert connected to a vast alien entity. In most universes, she gets the power to control insects, in some, she gets a slightly different power. In this universe, in some cosmic case of wrong telephone number, Taylor connected to the wrong vast alien entity. In this universe, for a few seconds, Taylor Hebert connected to the Tyranid Hive Mind."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 69 - Words: 174,019 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Skitter, Panacea, Dragon
Room For Improvement by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2019
ERE WE GO! by thepkrmgc reviews
The 41st millennium is hilarious: it only takes an orky frame of mind to get the joke.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Complete
A Little Trouble in the Big Wahoonie by PencilMonkeyGaiden reviews
Sam Vimes is getting really bloody tired of all these loons in silly costumes, and especially this so-called Mr. Spish. (Or whatever he's actually called, when he's so-called.)
Crossover - Discworld & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2019 - Dorfl, Sam Vimes, Jack Slash
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 4,311 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by lateVMlover reviews
This is a one-shot that centers a bit around the events of Deadpool 2. A heartbroken Deadpool has an encounter with a one-eyed man at a diner.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 6/1/2018 - Xander H., Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,273 - Follows: 5,468 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Subtle Approach (Worm Endbringer SI) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Vacation Means Chaos by Nycorson reviews
A vacation during the Chitauri invasion in New York? Yep, that is Xander's luck. This is NOT slash. Just the main characters are Steve and Xander... and everyone else in the MCU. And a few OOC. Cause Slayers rock.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Xander H., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 9,308 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 7,899 - Follows: 8,578 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Death's Horcrux by catzetier reviews
Death is unimpressed with Voldemort's quest for immortality, especially when it involves his property, but is determined to be patient nevertheless. Voldemort is unimpressed with Death's interference and is most decidedly not going to be patient. The ensuing confrontation can only be described as "...FUN".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Voldemort, Peter P., Death, Death of Rats - Complete
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
A Game of Chance (WORM CYOA SI Fic) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
An si finds himself in worm. Then things get a little crazy.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,416 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 811 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
The List by Dragonhulk reviews
The people in Xanders life decided to create a list of things he is no longer allowed to do. Xander decides to make the list as interesting as possible.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Xander H.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Soul Chopper by Our Guild reviews
Blair makes a rather peculiar friend while walking home in death city. This is not a romance. Note: I don't own anything canon.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Barry the Chopper, Blair - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 1,150 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/28/2009
Of Vampires and Tangos by Dragonhulk reviews
Parents night becomes more interesting with Gomez and Morticia attending.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Xander H., Wednesday A. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 400 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11285 - Favs: 21,104 - Follows: 7,197 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Foolish Worms! reviews
The idea of becoming the embodiment of evil without actually turning evil is ridiculous. The idea of someone actually making things better by doing whatever they wanted with their newfound power is more ridiculous. This is a story about someone too powerful to fail making the world(s) a better place by not being an asshole. This story is ridiculous. A Worm CYOA SI/OC crackfic.
Crossover - Samurai Jack & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/6 - OC
Snippets, pieces, and chunks reviews
Bits of writing that could be a proper story, but I can't finish or flesh out for whatever reason. This is what happens when I get distracted by plot bunnies. I'mma post them here in case people have nothing better to do. If anyone likes an idea they see here they are welcome to it. I write stuff that I'd like to read, so it would be silly of me to object.
Crossover - X-overs & DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/14
Hero? Villain? I'm thinking both and neither reviews
An SI/OC ends up in some version of the DC universe. Life isn't easy for him at the start, but he definitely lands on his feet. Any guy in his shoes would want to be a superhero, and he is no exception. Making a difference isn't easy though, and he needs to be more than just a superhero to do it. How will the Justice League react to a newcomer who plays by a whole new set of rules?
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,220 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/8/2019 - OC