ItsTheCrackshackhide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and King Of The Hill. Oye, I like Naruto, King of the Hill, One Piece, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy, and Dragon Ball. And I plan on writing many stories about these. I like to play Mortal Kombat X, I play Fallout 3, 4, and 76. Ships: NaruSasu/SasuNaru, NaruHina, NaruSaku, KakaNaru, NaruShika, NaruSara, I’m one of those people who ships Naruto with pretty much anyone and everyone. LuNa and Zolu, when it comes to One Piece. Stenny, K2, Bunny, Kendy and Creek when it comes to South Park. Yes, I’m quite into Yaoi, don’t like, don’t read those ones. Armourshipping, Pokeshipping, Pearlshipping, Advanceshipping when it comes to pokemon. I am into the fur community and also a weeb(obviously), and a Narutard. Dislikes: SasuSaku, pairing wars, when people for some reason can’t understand the ‘don’t like, don’t read’ rule on here( irritates the hell outta me), people who hate on writers personally just for writing something they didn’t like, and people who think that just because NH and SS became canon, that means we aren’t allowed to ship anything else and that we need to “get over it”. We can ship whatever we want, thank you. I don't have a problem with differing opinions and beliefs, just have problems with people being assholes about it and trolling. I mean, there IS a nice way to dislike things and have your own opinions without being rude. I am also planning on doing animations on YouTube since I have taken an animation class recently. Will post links when I start doing them. Naruto will be my OTP hoe on here by the way. Doing and impregnating many chicks in my tales. |
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Seduced by a Saiyan by Go18 reviews
Takes place 2 years after the Cell Game where Goku beats Cell and the android were turned into human instead. Bulma constructed a new device which brings out the other side of someone (If used on Vegeta the nice part comes out). The device falls to the wrong hands and all hell broke loose. Warning: Not for Krillin Fans
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: Jul 24, 2020 - Published: Feb 26, 2019 - [Goku, Android 18]
Go Flat or Go Home by Chozin Yi reviews
Bonnie has taken a licking to Ash, however, she's worried that he's more interested in Serena due to her growing "personality". Ash however, shows her that he likes her just as she is. (Lemon Warning) (Straight Shotacon Warning) (Lolicon Warning)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Published: Oct 1, 2019 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Bonnie/Eureka] [Clemont/Citron, Serena] - Complete
Goku's Favor by Xiao Yao reviews
Vegeta was the proud Saiyan prince, but deep down he holds a dark secret desire. He has a fantasy, a dark, twisted fantasy - to watch another man take his wife in front of him. Finally he managed to propositioned his innocent rival Goku to do the dirty deed, but he have no idea for the consequence for his action. Warning- NTR, Abusive Language, and Hardcore.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,750 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 310 - Updated: Jun 24, 2019 - Published: Feb 25, 2018 - Goku, Bulma, Chi-Chi
Naruto's Revenge by ImmortalUzumaki reviews
Tired of Sasuke's attitude, Naruto decides to finally get revenge. What better way than to steal his family?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 371 - Updated: May 29, 2019 - Published: Sep 8, 2018 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Sarada U.
Watching My Wife Get Monked by supernaturalsex reviews
They had approached him back when he was dating his ex-girlfriend, but he denied their desperate plea to rejoin their ranks. Now his monk past has come back to haunt him once again. But instead of sending those who used to bully him like last time, his former temple decided to up the ante by enlisting the services of a blond-haired third party. Naruto x Android 18. *One-shot*
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 308 - Published: May 17, 2019 - Android 18, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Sweet Revenge (Sasuke Cuckold) by The Tasteless Mf reviews
Story is filled with chapters of Sakura cheating on Sasuke with Naruto WARNING: THIS STORY IS NOT FOR SASUKE FANS/ SASUSAKU FANS. THIS HAS SASUKE CHEATING AND NTR HUMILIATION. Sasuke has returned from a deadly battle with the Otsutsuki and it nearly cost him his life. Now he's left paralyzed now Naruto has a plan to get revenge on Sasuke for what he did to him and the village
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 467 - Updated: Feb 6, 2019 - Published: Feb 17, 2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Mikoto U., Sarada U.
I Sent a Love Letter to a Married Woman by Toshima reviews
He knew she was married and he knew she was much older than him. But he also knew that he didn't care; she would be his! She knew it was wrong in so many ways and she had tried to resist, but for some reason...she gave in. He was VERY convincing. NarutoXMikoto. MA-18 for mature content. Strong elements of shotacon and NTR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 364 - Published: Nov 16, 2018 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U.]
The Scoots: Kenny Talking To The Girls by Gizmo Burns reviews
I always thought this should of been in the episode.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 2, 2018 - Bebe S., Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Return to Jingle Village by Kerghan-MB reviews
Newly weds Goku and Chi-Chi take a trip to relax and allow for Goku to visit old friends. Except one of those friends is one who loves our hero just as much as his wife. Jealousy, love, lust, desire, and raw emotion all of them come to a boiling point in the hot springs of Jingle Village in the best and worst of ways. Goku/Chi-Chi/Suno
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Published: Mar 9, 2018 - [Chi-Chi, Goku, OC]
18's release by The Merchant12 reviews
Android 18 loves her husband. Really, she does! Krillin can't satisfy her however, so she looks in other places. Rated M, cheating and eventual cuckolding. 18 x Goku, Gohan, etc.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: Feb 22, 2018 - Published: Feb 20, 2018 - Goku, Krillin, Android 18
Payback's a bitch by The Tasteless Mf reviews
A is still raikage of the cloud and he wants nothing more than to get revenge on a certain uchiha for attacking his village, brother,village and his arm. What happens when the raikage meets Sakura and sarada?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Nov 24, 2017 - Published: Sep 30, 2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., A/Fourth Raikage, Sarada U.
Naruto: The Spanking Ninja by subhogue reviews
Naruto just became a genin, everything was going great till something happened. This event lead to a new discovery and a whole different outlook on things. Pervy/Dominate/OOC Naruto. Sasgay bashing. Pairings will be Naruto/Harem. Lemons, Lime, Spanking, and BDSM oh my. Yoai...no...just no. Yuri...yes...much yes. (Updates are currently sparce as I have a new ful-time job now. Sorry)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 896 - Updated: Jun 2, 2017 - Published: Mar 17, 2017 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Tenten
The Salad in my Ramen by Akatsuki King reviews
While on the mission to find her father, Sarada gets separated from Naruto and is attacked by Shin. A mess-up in his space-time ninjutsu sends her hurtling back in time to before Naruto was Hokage. Uchiha Sarada, meet Uzumaki Naruto, genin of team 7! Spoilers for those who haven't read past chapter 700. Pairing is Sarada x Naruto. Will be epic in length. Chapter 5 posted!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: Feb 13, 2017 - Published: Sep 11, 2015 - [Naruto U., Sarada U.]
A Simple Kiss Can Lead To So Much More by DemiDemon99 reviews
Pan asks Goku to train her because she's tried of being on the sidelines while everyone else risk their lives for her and everyone else. Goku, being the kind hearted person he is, says yes. Pan gets excited, so excited that it cuased them to accidentally kiss. But it was just a kiss, right? So why can't they just forget about it? WARNING: Incest! Don't like, don't read.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: Aug 22, 2015 - Published: Nov 27, 2013 - [Goku, Pan]
Misty the Yandere by screwyouimthedoctor reviews
Misty gets jealous after seeing her senpai getting close with another women. Please review and if I made any mistakes please comment or private message me so I can fix them. Also please give me advice about the spacing and if I should fix it
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 29, 2015 - Misty/Kasumi
Benefits of Marriage by Ultimate Lucy Fan reviews
After his first night with his wife; Goku is left wanting more, what happens when Chichi accidentally gives him a green light to have some fun? (one shot comedy) Requested by DBH-Lover.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 67 - Published: May 13, 2015 - [Goku, Mrs. Brief] Chi-Chi - Complete
When Gohan's Away by Princess.Of.Sayains reviews
Videl is madly in love with her boyfriend. But there was something about her boyfriends dad that she just couldn't get her mind off of. What will happen when the two of them are left in a house alone together? Read and find out! This one shot is rated M for language and strong sexual content If you don't like those things then don't read!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: Dec 1, 2014 - Goku, Videl - Complete
Tales of Two Lovers by King19 reviews
A collection of NaruSaku oneshots. Steaming hot lemons in every chapter. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 114 - Updated: Jun 16, 2014 - Published: Jun 7, 2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Mom's Red Hair by Naruto6023 reviews
What could've/should've happened when Naruto met Kushina in the manga? Rated M for lemon content. NaruKushi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 521 - Published: Aug 1, 2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Kitten And Fox by Eggman Oyu Castle reviews
Konohamaru is acting like a cat, and he won't stay away from Naruto. . . . But now he's not the only one. KonoNaru. Hinata. Ino. And much funny! Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: Jul 31, 2009 - Published: Oct 18, 2007 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U.
My knight in shining armor by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
Shikamaru Nara X Reader oneshot lemon. The things we do for the ones we love...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: Dec 13, 2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
In A Little Box by Eggman Oyu Castle reviews
It's Sweetest Day, and Naruto is sitting in a tree. He's thinking about someone. . . . One Shot. A Sweetest Day fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 16, 2007 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Please Come Back by TheDevilsDuchess reviews
OneShot: Sasuke has run away to Orochimaru and Naruto has gone after him. Will Naruto be able to bring him back home? Will he tell Sasuke how he truly feels? Or will he just let the one person he loves just leave?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: Mar 14, 2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
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Cheering Up A Friend’s Friend reviews
After being ditched by Go, a disappointed Chloe is consoled by his new friend, Ash Ketchum. Ash/Satoshi x Chloe/Koharu Lemon. Go cuckold. Not for kids.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: Jul 24, 2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Go - Complete
Milf Hinata’s Afternoon
Hinata shotacon oneshot with some OC that I decided to name Akira since he had no name. Hinata does laundry outside and decides to go for a brief stroll when she encounters a boy with raven hair named Akira, who apparently has a crush on her. Based on a hentai. Not for young ones and also not for people with high moral standards and who are easily offended. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: Jul 19, 2020 - Hinata H.
Hot Day At The Beach reviews
Rutey catches Ash and Misty in the throws of activity. Cucking ahead. Pokeshipping. Ash x Misty lemon. Obviously not for Rutey and Misty shippers.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jun 28, 2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Lyra’s Date reviews
Khoury invites Ash over to sleep with Lyra—who he is currently in a relationship with—infront of him. Warning: Cuckolding and impregnationn ahead.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: Jun 28, 2020 - Published: May 30, 2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Khoury/Kazunari, Lyra/Kotone
Serena’s Choice reviews
Ash shows Tierno why Serena chose him. Cuckoldery and humiliation ahead. Do not read if you cannot stomach such content. Armourshipping lemon. This story is for the most serious and radical of armourshippers. NOT for little ones unless they wish to be scarred for life.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: May 29, 2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Serena, Tierno - Complete
Love In the Land of Rain reviews
Minato and Kushina venture through the Hidden Rain on recon when they run into Konan and Nagato. Takes place after Yahiko’s death. Minato x Konan and Kushina x Nagato. Rated M for eventual lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: May 2, 2020 - Published: Feb 15, 2020
King of the Kage reviews
This originally started as a trollfic that I wrote when I was 13 that eventually became something more. That is why the intro at the beginning makes no logical sense. But anyway, Naruto ends up in Arlen and has a job at Thatherton Fuels. He finds love with Luanne, how will Hank react to Luanne dating one of his competitors? M for possible future lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: Mar 24, 2020 - Published: Apr 19, 2019
Naruto x Inari’s Mom reviews
Yup, you read that right. Naruto and Tsunami from the Zabuza arc have a little dirty fun and Naruto ends up becoming Inari’s new daddy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 138 - Updated: Mar 1, 2020 - Published: Jul 2, 2019 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Date In The Land Of Waves reviews
The Mizukage invites Naruto to a celebration for his victory against Pain being held in the land of waves. He and Mei hit it off at the party. NaruMei lemon oneshot requested by Naruhina 123.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: Mar 1, 2020 - Published: Jan 2, 2020 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
My Knight In Shining Armor reviews
NarutoxHaruna Lemon. Story takes place during the filler episodes with Lady Haruna after Naruto, Chouji, and Hinata escorted her to the Land of Greens. Naruto decides to spend one more night with his princess before returning to the leaf. Haruna has certain plans and desires in mind for him...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Published: Nov 19, 2019 - Naruto U., Haruna
NaruTsuna Valentine reviews
Naruto has a special surprise for his lady Hokage and things take an interesting turn. Warning:Shota con ahead. I have my reasons described at the beginning. Not for little eyes, but then again, a lot of the internet isn't.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 90 - Updated: Aug 16, 2019 - Published: Jun 27, 2019 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
