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Joined 01-18-07, id: 1201367, Profile Updated: 10-23-09

Hey ppls its me alex xD anyways i was just so tired of the first profile and thot id update lol

so things that happened to me?? OMG I JUST FINISHED CHIBI VAMPIRE IT IS AWESOME!! i love and hate the ending tho. =/ Kanon is funny cuz she says she likes her dad Kenta lol poor dude. Anyways if you wanna read what would happen after you finish Chibi Vampire i suggest u read For Better Or For Worse in my Faves its awesome so far xD trust me you will love it xD

I TURNED 16 xD AND DIDN'T SPEND MY BDAY IN JAIL! me and my mom have issues and now shes pressing charges against me having a bad mood basically yeah its retarded but hey shrugs lifes a bitch. Anyways I'm...hmmm...well in two days from 547 today me and my bf will be going out for 2 yrs xD im so excited! but i cant see him tears o well...ok i care but im just hoping ill be able to talk to him lol

let me see whats up with you??

why aren't you saying anything??

do you wanna Join Linda in my back yard??

ok ill tell you about linda then you can decide if you wanna talk...ok...Now tha doctors said that i have a split personality but we dont agree with that. So we just said fuk tha doctor he can't tell me i have a split personality just because i talk to myself and some other reasons gosh! Thats what Larry told me. He said the doctor didn't know anything and so did everyone else. We all get along...except Linda...we ignore Linda so shes in my back yard...in tha pool...you don't wanna know tha rest trust me...you do?? then why don't you come over some time and Ill introduce you.

Larry: yeah you should come visit we would love to have company.

Sera: Don't come over trust me it aint worth it. hides

Larry: Bitch slaps Sera Shut your mouth.

Me: sorry about that they just wanted to say hi! xD

OMG I NEED A COOKIE!! runs in circles COOOOOOKKKKKIIIIEEEE

~the cookie monster is my homboi =p jealous??~

BYE!

GOOD BYE waves

I SAID GOODBYE DAMIT slams door when you come back bring me a cookie =)

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For Better or For Worse by Scar-sempai reviews
What happens when Karin gets her vampire powers back? But whats this, now shes no longer a blood giving vampire but a normal one? Will she remember her family? What will she tell her husband and daughter?
Karin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009
Honest by NariaVane reviews
Momo is still getting over her break up with Toji and dealing with rumors that she's just using Kairi, then this new guy joins her class and can't stop staring at her causing more rumors, as if life wasn't bad enough...
Peach Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010
Victims of Naruto Fanfiction by Tom W's luva reviews
Beware, this story includes yaoi, fast voice Alex's stories are not responsible for any psychological or mental damage from reading these...erm...interesting tales, yeah, thats it, interesting tales heh heh heh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.