rat-patootyhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Harry Potter, and Good Omens. Bonjour tout le monde! Even though I grew up during the rise of the internet/fandom community and culture, I was never part of it. Computers were used strictly for school projects and the occasional game on CD-ROM (yeah, I'm old). But now, I'm doing what any self-respecting, grownup would do: delving into the online world of fan fiction for the first time. So, what are you going to find here? Mostly fan fiction that takes place in the Wizarding World. More specifically, you'll find stories and vignettes that follow unpopular characters, that I adore with everything in me. And no, I'm not talking about the villains we all love to hate. I'm talking about the misunderstood, complicated, morally ambiguous outcasts that don't get any of the attention that I, personally, think they so rightly deserve. Oh . . . oh yeah, and out of nowhere, this angel and a demon swooped in and worked together to steal my heart. So, they might crop up every now and again. But that's fine. In fact, it's tickety-boo! With that, I hope you all enjoy what you find! –rat-patooty |
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Whenever You Want Me by pearlydewdrop reviews
The owlery, it had been his childhood hideaway when the world became too much – and now Tina's refuge too. (A little Newtina fluff following The Crimes of Grindelwald)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Dubious Omens by Coal15 reviews
Set a year or so after the almost-apocalypse Aziraphale and Crowley socialize over baked goods.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2019
I Ain't Ever Gonna Find Anyone Like You by pearlydewdrop reviews
With shy smiles, unshed tears and gentle touches, Newt and Tina promised it wouldn't be the last that they would see of one another...Shameless Newtina fluff...sorry not sorry
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2019 - Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Paint it Black by pearlydewdrop reviews
Queenie Goldstein shed the girly layers of perfectly tailored roses and pinks years ago, and replaced them with glamorous frocks and cloaks in various blacks, crimsons and jades. She caught sight of herself in the full sized gold rimmed mirror, that bubbly girl who had served coffee and unjinxed chamber pots at MACUSA was long gone.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2019 - Queenie G., Jacob K., Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
The Edge Series: The Way Back Home by Pretentiously Betwixt reviews
In the sequel to "The Edge of the Ocean," Cate Alton has survived the sinking of the Titanic. However, she soon realizes that her survival has come with a terrible price, and now she must find a way to carry on. But there's one thing, in addition to the tyranny of her grandparents, that could bring her life crashing down once more as she struggles to fight against fate.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 6th Officer Moody, OC
Aurum by Rose Eclipse
Reflections from Credence Barebone's journey during and after "The Crimes of Grindelwald".
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,833 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Credence B., G. Grindelwald, Newt S. - Complete
The Goldstein sisters and the Billywig in New York by Imagine69 reviews
Newt might have collected all the vertebrates that escaped his case. But he may have neglected a certain insect. After Newt's departure, Tina and Queenie are left to clean up the mess left behind by his Billywig.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Queenie G., Jacob K., Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
The Edge Series: The Edge of the Ocean by Pretentiously Betwixt reviews
Cate is the daughter of First Officer Will Murdoch, on her way to fulfill her duties as a socialite, inherited by her wealthy mother. She thinks she has a dull, loveless life ahead until she meets Sixth Officer James Moody, whom her father has forbidden her to see. Will they be able to be together or will fate ultimately pull them apart?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,043 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/2/2019 - Published: 12/3/2016 - [6th Officer Moody, OC] 1st Officer Murdoch - Complete
A One-Photo Wizard by Bellarsam Chrisjulittle reviews
Newt's week-long stay with the Goldstein sisters is over, and the day has come for him to leave for London. In the morning paper is a story about Tina's reinstatement as an auror, and it includes a picture. Tina is insecure, Newt is pining, and Queenie is the best sister ever. AKA: How that newspaper photo got into Newt's case lid.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Complete
Frantic by writtenbyallygrace reviews
After the deaths of Mister and Mrs Goldstein, Queenie and her sister go to live with their aunt in New York City. / One-shot Queenie centric character study.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2017 - Queenie G., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Abernathy's Agonies by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Abernathy knows how most of MACUSA sees him: a greasy little bootlicker, the estranged son of an Italian-American mob boss, a short little man who tries to rise above his station-but when Tina Goldstien ends up under his supervision, he really does have her best interests at heart. Character study where Abernathy is a good friend.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Mary Lou B., Abernathy, Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Sink or Swim by AkitaFallow reviews
From the time she's barely five, Queenie knows something's different because no one else seems to find the world quite as loud as she does, sinking into a tsunami of thoughts and feelings. She has to find some way to keep her head above water, because otherwise she's liable to drown. (So she does, because she's a Goldstein and that's what they do.) / A character study on Queenie.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Queenie G. - Complete
Kismet by writtenbyallygrace reviews
" His thoughts were the loveliest things she'd ever heard and, with her feet firmly rooted in place, she grinned. And Jacob could have sworn that the sun streaming in from the window behind her shone even brighter. "
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Queenie G., Jacob K.] Porpentina G./Tina
Across Oceans by GryffindorCriss reviews
"Suddenly the idea of cramped living quarters and so many children being in the house didn't seem to bother her – not now that she had her sister again, not now that she could be sure Queenie, Jacob and their children could be completely safe." (Or: The Kowalski family move to Dorset to evade the law)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/17/2017 - [Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina] [Jacob K., Queenie G.] - Complete
But We Made 'Em Cocoa by Kerichi reviews
Queenie Goldstein looked across the apartment at a man with warm brown eyes and fought the same urge she'd experienced as a child gazing at a stuffed bear in the window of FAO Schwartz; she wanted to hug the stuffing out of him.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2017 - [Queenie G., Jacob K.] Newt S., Nagini - Complete
Porcupines and Dragons by Cero de Grenada reviews
MACUSA finds Graves and one of his aurors, Sam Cooper, in a suitcase under his bed, close enough for Grindelwald to retrieve a steady supply of hair for his polyjuice potion. Graves uses guilt trips to escape paperwork, and Cooper makes up for her absence by doubling her pranks on Abernathy. Tina loves that everything's back to normal.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/1/2017 - [Percival G., OC] Abernathy, Porpentina G./Tina - Complete
Madalina by Pretentiously Betwixt reviews
Madalina is a gypsy girl who has just arrived in Paris after escaping her home in Romania with her tribe. She thinks she has made it to safety among friends such as Clopin, the King of Gypsies, and Pierre Gringoire, the penniless poet. Yet little does she know, the past she has tried so hard to forget will soon be back to find her. Clopin/OC
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Clopin T., OC
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An Innocent Abroad reviews
Thus far, Mallory Caldwell has been a less-than-perfect student abroad. Oh, classes are fine, but she's never been bold enough to do much of anything else. However, when a navigational error lands her in Soho, a drizzly afternoon spent in the wondrous bookshop, A.Z. Fell and Co., might be just the thing to propel her toward the adventure she so desperately wants.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21 - Aziraphale, Crowley, OC - Complete
The Ineffable Lockdown
Told through a series of vignettes, Aziraphale and Crowley take the nation's lockdown one day at a time. Inspired by Neil Gaiman's Good Omens Lockdown special.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,823 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 6/9 - Aziraphale, Crowley
Weatherby reviews
As a recent employee of the Ministry of Magic, Percy Weasley's path to success is close at hand. Audrey McGlasson knows there is more to life than constant studying, which is why the wide-eyed Hufflepuff never stopped pining for a certain (handsome) Gryffindor Prefect. The two seek solace in one another during the politically turbulent times of the Dark Lord's second rise to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2019 - Published: 8/1/2019 - George W., Percy W., OC, Audrey W.
Acolytes reviews
Following her first consultation with Gellert Grindelwald regarding Credence Barebone's decision to join their cause, Queenie Goldstein finds herself wandering about her new leader's stronghold. It's here that she is reunited with her former supervisor, Mr. Abernathy, as well as Vinda Rosier. Tensions run high between them as they embark on their mission toward the Greater Good.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Queenie G., Abernathy, G. Grindelwald, Vinda R. - Complete
A Warrior Welcomed reviews
Joseph Abernathy has waited eleven years to be accepted into the renowned North American school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Ilvermorny. With the Sorting ceremony mere moments away, he can't help thinking the worst. Will any of the Houses see value in a kid like him?
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/2/2019 - Queenie G., Abernathy - Complete
Job's Worth
An employee of MACUSA's Wand Permit Office, Helen Cuthbert, catches the eye of her direct supervisor, Mr. Abernathy. Admittedly, she ain't no Queenie Goldstein, but she is pretty and sweet enough to merit a first date. A date that goes so well, it trickles into the next morning. . . .
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Abernathy, OC - Complete
