"One night I dreamt of a white rose withering…a newborn drowning…a lifetime of loneliness, I dreamt all of my future, relived my past, and witnessed the beauty in the beast…"

Quotes:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue... "Airplane!"

I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart...Baboom Baboom Baboom..."Mel Brooks"

Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy...
God, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Okay, who's got food in here? You're not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry.
Dewey, "School of Rock"

I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
Hector, "Blades of Glory"

"History of the World"

Comicus:The Christians are so poor...
Swiftus: How poor are they?
Comicus: Thank you. They are so poor... That they only have one God.
drumbeat, everyone laughs
Comicus: But we Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly...

Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
drops one of the tablets
Moses: Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!...

Judas:No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing...

Jacques: Don't cry, my dear. I may not have been born a king, I may not have lived like a king. But at least I can die like a king.
He strides to the guillotine with dignity
Executioner: Your Majesty, do you require a blindfold?
Jacques: None.
Executioner: Have you any last request?
Jacques: None.
Executioner: Test the guillotine!
Another executioner triggers the guillotine; the blade comes down and chops the head off a wooden dummy
Jacques: Holy Shit! Uh, wait! Wait! Last request, I have a last request!
Executioner: What is your last request?
Jacques: Uh, Novocain.
the executioners confer
Executioner: There's no such thing known to medical science!
Jacques: I'll wait!...

"Pirates of the Caribbean"

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by...

Jack Sparrow:describing Will to the cannibal villagers Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip...

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Everyone looks around, finally some of the crew and Jack the monkey raises his hand
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them!...

Ragetti: of Davy Jones So he wasn't always so... tentacley?

"Spongebob"

This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.
Squidward.

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Mr. Krabs.

I can't see my forehead!
Patrick.

"Family Guy"

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
Quagmire.

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually.
Peter.

"Futurama"

Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on the ball.
Zapp.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.
Bender.

"Simpsons"

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Bart.

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.” Lionel Hutz

Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything's a sin. holds up a Bible Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.

Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?

Homer: "Could God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?" Ned Flanders: (perplexed, cannot answer.)