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Joined 10-27-06, id: 1155119, Profile Updated: 06-27-14
Author has written 46 stories for Total Drama series, Family Guy, Power Rangers, Doctor Who, Red vs. Blue, Archer, G. I. Joe, X-overs, Kamen Rider, RWBY, and Venture Brothers.

Someone been framing kamen rider chrome leaving anonymous review about raping (Mostly on the ben ten section on the site.. Now i get how some people are still kinda piss about the rangertennyson thing but this has gone too far! chrome has apologize for this but this has cross the line. if you get a message like this, ignore and delete it.

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Archer Hospital by Red Witch reviews
What happened after Season Seven ended? Well…
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Complete
How They Got Here by Warriorette12 reviews
"I think you and I are gonna get along just fine." Who knew Sarge would regret ever uttering those words? Well, the cosmos knew, and Simmons certainly knew. But it took Sarge a year to fully feel like, if he could go back in time and shoot his past self in the face for even daring to utter such blasphemy, he would. Why? It had all started with the little things.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2016 - D. Grif, Sarge, D. Simmons - Complete
In the Land of Earth and Fire by who is sabrina reviews
In a harsh desert land, trouble abounds. Hiccup just wants to save his friends; his friends just want to save him. So, really, what could possibly go wrong? Disclaimer: I don't own HTTYD.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Fishlegs I., Snotlout - Complete
Cell Biology and the Amelioration of Hostile Work Environments by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
"Alien …baby?" asked Jensen. "Are you sure that's what happened?" "Do you need to see my stretch marks, Lieutenant?" Grif's ability to annoy Simmons is strong enough to be a superpower ...and it must only be used for good. In which Jensen is curious, Grif is wrong, Tucker is a microchimera, Palomo doesn't know what that is, and Felix can't pronounce "monkeying about."
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2014 - D. Simmons, D. Grif, L. Tucker, M. Caboose - Complete
The Lady-killer and his Donut Girl: のささやき愛のささやき by MarshallLeEvil reviews
Souji found a way to make Nobume do whatever he pleases...
Crossover - Gintama & Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Nobume I., Okita S.
Red vs Blue: The Spartan Rejects by Nuh reviews
AU fic. The Reds & Blues left their destroyed outpost to join Master Chief and Earth's forces to help finish the fight and save Tex and Junior from the evil AI O'Malley. However, things are not what they appear to be...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,035 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/10/2007
Contact by The Lone Deranger reviews
The human brain is capable of millions of connections, each one is a memory, an event...
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bender R., P. Fry, T. Leela, J. Zoidberg
Project NUMBERS by Kamen Rider Chrome reviews
Before there was Showa & Vampire, there was Project NUMBERS. Rated for language and violence.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Complete
The Fallen Masters by Knightwood reviews
Not all the Pai Zhuq Masters were great defenders of humanity. 10,000 years ago three betrayed the Order of the Claw
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,034 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Rhapsody in Blue by YukiMizuno reviews
An Ed, Edd, 'n' EddySailor Moon crossover. Takes place after the final episode of Season 5 and after Sailor Stars in the Manga. Also has mixed refreneces of both the Anime and the Manga. DONE!
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,923 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Edd - Complete
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Cobra Seance reviews
A sequel to Red Witch story 'Cobra Commander And The Bermuda Triangle' and (In Year of the Cobra) set after chapter 78. Crystall ball convince the others to throw a seance, how quickly they regret that decision. Rated t for swearing
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/19 - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs The Monarch: Aftermath reviews
A one-shot sequel to Red Witch story of the same name.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/9/2018
Weird laws reviews
Sequel to Red witch 'The Next To Last Straw'.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Complete
Revenge Backfire reviews
Mallory tried to get revenge on the group for their idiocy. It does not go well.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2018 - Cheryl T., Malory A. - Complete
Amnesia scenario reviews
some in the Figgis agency wonder what would happen if Archer had amnesia when he woke up.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Complete
Barry Visit reviews
Someone heard the news that Archer in a coma, and wants to make sure he doesn't wake up anytime soon.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Complete
Preparation for a funeral reviews
The lead-up for Woodhouse's funeral
Archer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Complete
Wallet Photo reviews
My first archer request story. hope you enjoy
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2017 - Complete
Chicken problems reviews
Let just say that anyone wearing a chicken costume better not cross archer and co for a good long while.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Complete
Chinese New Year Disaster reviews
Inspired by an incident mention by Red Witch in her stories.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Complete
Christmas at Tunt Mansion reviews
Yes I know this is way past Christmas time, but bare with me as you see how the gang handle Christmas at the Tunt ancestral home.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Complete
Ol Pam Poovey epilogue reviews
set in season 7.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Complete
Thanksgiving Disaster reviews
I know I'm posting it late, but please bare with me.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
Villain list reviews
Pam ask how many enemies they have, it be easier to count how stars are there in the universe.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Complete
Revenge reviews
See why i use that word for this fanfic inside.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Complete
Why stealing cars are a bad thing reviews
As Mallory will soon attest to.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Complete
Ax-ing halloween reviews
Rated t for language.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2016 - Complete
Aftermaths reviews
A series of drabbles base on the ending from episode of season 6 (Starting with episode 3). (I would like to thank Red witch for scenes for the first chapter.)
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Complete
Monkey Business reviews
The gang flashback to a fateful zoo trip.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Complete
Kane Family Reunion reviews
Everyone heading to Lana family reunion what could go wrong.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016
Whose the godparent? reviews
Some of the Figgis Agency discuss who is Abbiejean god-parents.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Complete
Jetpack Woes reviews
Archer and Krieger test Krieger new jetpack, it goes as well as you expect.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Complete
How The Robot Clones Came To Be reviews
Why Krieger made those duplicate of everyone else.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Complete
Renaissance Fair reviews
Base on this twitter account from Pam Gossip Train "Hear ye, hear ye! Come one, come all to ye olde Renaissance Faire, whither I shall be selling pickles out of a barrel."
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Complete
Lab subject reviews
Base on a post on Krieger Twitter account. "Finding test subjects in L.A. is SO easy, as long as they think it's an audition (they ALWAYS do)."
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
Postcards reviews
Got the idea from the facebook page. The krieglin aren't mine they belong to Red Witch (Who also provided a scene)
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Complete
Book Discussions reviews
Or why Archer slightly regrets writing 'How To Archer'. (This is a sequel to Red witch fic 'Write on Mallory'.) I would like to also thank her for providing me scenes.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Complete
Gharial problem reviews
Or why Krieger can't buy knock-off shoes.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2015
Prisoner Exchange reviews
What it says on the title.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Complete
Mecha discussions reviews
also a surprise enemy guest stars.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2015
Why you should be careful lying to Mallory reviews
Or, why Archer, Lana and Ray are careful around unmarked bottles.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Complete
Safe messing reviews
The gang try to see whats inside the Tunt mansion safe. (Set in Archer Vice.)
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2015
Archer: 2015 Comic-Con: Aftermath reviews
What happen after Pam, Krieger and Archer leave for Comic Con to watch the new Star Wars trailer
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2015
Gator 2 reviews
Krieger and Archer start work on Archer film project, what could possibly go wrong?
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2015
Assassination failures reviews
Or Why Barry 'The Bionic Douchebag' Dylan no longer hire assassins till he makes sure there deadly enough.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2015
Bar-Wreckers reviews
Once again inspired by Red Witch stories (Though this time it's more of a certain line from said fic). Set in Archer Vice.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
Holly Office reviews
A sequel of sorts to Red Witch with Date Night With Ron And Mallory. Archer and Krieger are sent to explain why they lost the German embassy files. (Sorry for it being short.
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2015
They should've cremated Jackson Wainscott reviews
A tribute to one of Red Witch stories (This will be a two parter).
Archer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Complete
React Watch Believe Yikes:Vive la Resolution! reviews
Inspired by UknownHero work. the gang watch this PSA (Warning features Creepy!Ruby.) i apologize for the poor writing.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
Art of the Angel reviews
Part of the original Showaverse
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Planet of The DALEKs reviews
NOT A NOVELIZATION OF THAT DOCTOR WHO EP! set in the KRGL showa verse. The Daleks that Shiro Juyoon have created have landed in there new home. And, for the people of Charis, that is bad news. I know there are no riders in this, but they are mentioned.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Daleks - Complete
The Wanderer reviews
Taken from Kamen Rider Chrome Previewz Follow the adventure of Jack Smith and his companions as they travel in the Tardis Summaries sucks i know! Also feel free to pitch ideas.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012
The Witch's Tests reviews
this is a spin-off of Ander-adrias fic. it's been months since meg Receive her Spell-book, and so far her lives pretty good, but it may be ruin for now to prove that she's the new owner of the book. PLEASE READ THE NOTE AT THE END OF THE NEW CHAP!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,349 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Meg G.
Elgar and jerry reviews
Who's will win in a battle, Elgar or the mouse. my moneys on the mouse
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Elgar
Repairs reviews
just some RPM drabble.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Heathers manipulation reviews
Remember that episode where Duncan accuse Heather of having a hand of Courtney getting vote off? well what if he was more right than we know? ONE-SHOT
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Heather, Harold - Complete