Hii.

I'm CorderoyPants, or Cordie for short.
Also known as Ziek in some parts of the interwebs.
I am 16, live in the UAE and am a girl.
I have a fantastic metalhead fiance and an Axel cosplay costume (which is lurking in my room).
I went to Disney land in it and met wonderful people. C:

My biggest problems are Procrastination and Blockages (of the mental kind)
I tend to be more creative in the evenings/late afternoons. I'm very easily influenced by other people.

I love reading - And I am rather widely read. So, if you want me to review your story just give me a shout. I do love to read. 3

IMPORTANT NOTICE!
You don't have to like my stories; or even read them for that matter.
But - if you have issues with what I write, make sure it's a reasonable complaint. And literate. Otherwise I'll shun you ferociously

Stories of the Now!

Birth of a Crack Ninja - (in progress)
Based on the idea of how irritating it would be if you combined Naruto's "Dattebayo!" and Deidara's "Un."
Ultimately, Orochimaru has waaaay too much free time and creates plot.
88 Yaoi Free, with little inclusion's of the Author's guilty (cracky) pleasures and 100 Pure Crack.
Oh, and good spelling.

The Masseuse & The Manager - (in progress)
Gaara is the CEO of a huge Trading Company. Lee is his recently acquired Masseuse. One of those "transcend the barriers of society" romances.
Multi-chaptered, GaaLee, AU. May contain hints of other shippings.

Wicked Game -(complete)
Inspired by the song from Stone Sour. Axel never dreamed he would meet somebody like him. But he didn't want to fall in love.
OneShot, AkuRoku - Memory Fic.

Thick Rimmed Glasses-(complete)
Roxas loathes his eyes... especially because of his glasses. But it's apparent that somebody else doesn't...
OneShot, AkuRoku

Colour Me Seduced- (hiatus)
Being a freshman at Destiny Islands Art College isn't all it's harped up to be. Between crazy/sexy nude models, a gay older brother and microwaved mac and cheese, can Roxas keep it together? Mainly AkuRoku, with some SoRiku. May contain side-pairings, depending on what the readers say.
NOTICE: Scratch that, still stuck.

Suicide Call - (complete)
OneShot, slightly AkuRoku. Based loosely around real events that happened to me.

La Bella Organizzazione - (mega-hiatus)
This has been broiling around in my head for ages. Now it's time to bring it out!
Roxas & Sora are runaway brothers in Venice. However, without any shelter, they soon become desperate. Rumours about a new gang of mafioso reaches Roxas' attention and he has an idea.
Eventual AkuRoku, Platonic SoRoku, Potential SoRiku and a whole lot of gun-totin' to come!

Other Thingamabobs

15/02/10 - ... I should take better care of my profile. There are now Naruto-fics and I may or may not add my APH kink-meme fics to this. Mmmyeah. Playing KH Days, going to rent Birth By Sleep.. CMS should feel a revival sometime soon.

12/07/09 - Wee- I'm updating again! I'm thinking of a new fic.. Not AkuRoku and not my usually happy fluffy humour. It's going to be serious psychological shizz, involving Vexen, Axel, Marluxia and a host of other characters. Based on a poem by Carol Ann Duffy, which I did in English. There's going to be theft, and drama.. And rose-garden shenanigans!

3/05/09 - Well. That last one hasn't happened, has it? Well. I've got a One-Shot for you as a treat so that you don't starve to death while I try and scrounge time to write the next chapter.
I have my feckin' finals. Senior year is a bitch. So! Positive things only. Otherwise I am likely to set my fiance on you.

31/03/09 - Thanks to the encouragement of a lovely fan (livefornow), I'm sorta getting back into the swing of things. It will probably be the end of easter before the new chapter arrives, but it will be 3 MSWord pages, to compensate for the time away. C:

23/12/08 - Ahahahahafuck. Been a while, hasn't it? Ahh yes. Apologies. Been busy with GCSE's and my lovelife. I do have one, thank you very much for asking.
I'm trying desperately to get CMS back on it's feet. Seems to be hibernating atm. Haha, sorry.. Anyway. Another story may also be on it's way and the next LBO chapter is on the way.. eventually.

22/2/08 - Putting dates on my updates. Makes it easier for me to organize stuff.
I AM LOOKING FOR A BETA. Anyone care to become my beta? PLEASE PM ME. And... Yeah. That's all for the noo.

Olde Thinge- I recently promised a picture of Axel with a zippo lighter ('cos seriously, he's just awesome like that). So! I have now drawn it.
This is potentially what Axel will look like when he comes on screen.
ALSO! Much love to all you reviewers of SC (Suicide Call)
You guys totally brought up my confidence to write this new fic.