Oh hey, didn't see you there. I'm The Useless Typewriter, and I write fanfiction.

Okay yes, I also write other stuff, but not here. I'm aspiring.

As of right now I only plan to really write RWBY fanfiction and maybe some other stuff if my friend convinces me to. Writer of all trades, am I right, or am I write.

Also, puns.

A couple ground rules:

1. Most of the time I will write about ships I don't ship in canon or that I don't even want to happen. I do that, and it's fun.

2. Please no hate. I'm not a big fan of constructive criticism, but I prefer it much more than hate or anything like that.

3. If you don't like it, don't read. I'm gonna write some pretty crazy stuff (Nothing inappropriate) so if you don't like it, stay away.

4. I'm not looking for a beta, or editor or whatever. If any of you have a suggestion though, feel free to comment on it, I'll be sure to read it.

5. Have fun! This account is all about showing y'all what fun you can have outside of canon.

(And don't judge me if I write a million stories for the same ship, it's still really fun to write. NO JUDGEMENT!)

See y'all on the writing field!

- The Useless Typewriter