WhyIsEverythingAlwaysTaken
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Joined 09-10-18, id: 11191063, Profile Updated: 07-27-19
Author has written 2 stories for Dresden Files, and Undertale.

Hey there,
Welcome to the ones stumbling over my profile.

I'm generally more into reading (and writing/ thinking of) crossovers, but wouldn't ever scoff at a genuinely well-done 'normal' fanfiction either. Besides writing, I enjoy walking my dog, drawing (though that's really more of a hobby than a talent, I'd say), and composing and/or playing piano.
Oh right, and occasionally cringing at my fluctuating English skills. Has to be in there somewhere.

I'm the type that tends to write more when it's for procrastination; so if you see me uploading a whole bunch of stuff in a relatively short amount of time, you can probably bet that I have something else to do that is more or less important - thus stressing me out.

Something I also ought to mention is that I do not write slash - or only very, very rarely. Definitely not with pre-existing characters, except if their relationship is canon and I'm left with no other choice. I'm bad at romantic plots, very much so, and I doubt I can write them believingly. Smut is completely out of the picture as well - I do think it's nice if people can do it and have fun writing out explicit sex scenes, but I doubt I'd ever get anything out of it.

Concerning reviews/ comments, I really appreciate any kind of feedback (insert overused but still true "otherwise I won't be able to grow as a hobby-writer" reason).

I don't really know what else to add to this drabble, so I'll stop here - open for later changes when I have something slightly interesting to share.


Stories So Far
(will be the plural eventually; writing one at a time)

No Way Back (Dresden Files/ Undertale-Crossover)
Update: It's finally done!
I'm rather satisfied with how the plot turned out, albeit I'm not quite sure about some turns it took - most of all, I guess I'm just glad I actually finished something for once, even if it won't matter for the rest of my real life in any way. If I ever include Michael in another fic again, I'm going to plan out his character differently, that's for sure. I think I made him way too boring.
For those who are interested: A sequel is in the works. Anyone that wants to help me find a less edgy title than the one the first one has is highly appreciated.

A Question of Responsibility (Dresden Files/ Undertale-Crossover)
Took me long enough! But this is my shot at the sequel to "No Way Back". And I am semi-satisfied with the title this time, so that's something.
For this fic, I took a different approach - I've got the whole plot planned out (which is partly why it took me so long) and plan to stick to the layout as much as possible. Mostly because I have no experience in writing a "crime" story whatsoever, so I thought giving myself some training wheels isn't a bad idea.
I do hope it will turn out exciting though - and that I manage to pull off the mystery portion that makes crime interesting in the first place.
Just like in "No Way Back", there will be a few OCs - do not worry, the main focus will stay on Mr. Butcher's and Mr. Fox's iconic characters, but they will play a more important role this time around.


That's all folks!
(Has never watched a single Looney Tunes episode)

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The Dresden Files: Beneath Mt Ebott by jgjemmett reviews
The Monsters of Mt. Ebott were trapped underground at the end of a war in millennia past, and now that they've been freed, they're walking into another one. Amidst Monster abductions, time travel and a 12 year old in the United Nations, Harry Dresden's expertise as a Wizard is required to help educate them on the workings of the modern magical world. (Dead Beat/Post Barrier)
Crossover - Dresden Files & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,381 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/4/2019 - Published: 5/30/2016 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Thomas R., Asgore D.
Chika-go by Tuulikki reviews
It all starts one rainy evening when a boy and a ghost get lost in Chicago. A chance meeting with a stranger they think they would never see again... but quite soon they find themselves in the need of help from Chicago's only professional wizard, and for something much more serious than just finding their way back to the hotel.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,207 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2019 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai, H. Dresden, Molly C. - Complete
Grim Hunt by ashmanonar reviews
Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
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A Question of Responsibility reviews
Sequel to No Way Back: The Monsters are on the move, and Chicago is about to get some very annoying visitors. Of course, that's precisely when crime decides to strike. Dresden has just had about enough - but who else is going to take care about it? Took me long enough, but here's part 2! Don't need to read part 1, but it'll be much easier to understand. Post Barrier/White Night
Crossover - Dresden Files & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 7/26/2019 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy, Papyrus, Sans
No Way Back reviews
Harry Dresden, PI, wizard and semi-professional punching bag has a new case, brought to him by a distraught middle school teacher. Ten students have gone missing during a school trip near Mt. Elbert, Colorado. Something up there is causing this. It's up to Dresden to find out what it is. (White Night/ Broken Barrier) I'm German, so this WILL be a little clunky sometimes, sorry.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,860 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/25/2019 - Published: 9/17/2018 - H. Dresden, Mouse, Frisk, Sans - Complete