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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1109207, Profile Updated: 02-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, and Young Justice.

Hello people. I'm moo like a llama. The real name's Lisa, I'm eighteen years old and living in New york. Thats all you get though. No address or last name and stuff. Bisexuals get the best of both worlds, so HAHA to all the others :p. And yes, in my mind, LLAMA'S MOO!! So anyway, um... thats it...

Things I like: Music, musical theater, acting, dancing, singing, all books, writing, drawing, radomness, evil garden gnomes, llamas, muffins, rain, geekiness,and the list goes on.

Things I dislike: Hippster people, attention whores, hypocrites, labeling, exams, pink, dewbs ((which is like a dweeb only spelled cooler)), and when you get stuck behind a group of six or seven girls in the mall who are walking really slow and feel the need to walk side by side in a line so they block the entire path.

Quotes ((There's a lot, so I'll give a few)):

"I don't know which color I like, what do you think?" "I never think!" Anonomouse person and me when I'm hyper...which is a lot.

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead." anonomous person

"Fucking Eskimos." Long story. I have nothing against eskimos.

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." yet again, anonomous person.

Okay, so heres the deal: (the deal will change often)

~~Well, I'm back, after a very... extended vacation, to say the least. I have overcome this writers block and i now know where the story is going. So that pretty cool. And I'm gonna bring K-Unit into the story!! A lot of people have been like "Oh, Lisa, no, don't do that!" But I promise they're not going to take over the story. They're just gonna like... make an appearance. Get in, get their job done, and get out. Quick and simple.

Secondly; I know a lot of people are like "Oh no! Please don't suck Tom into MI6!" for my story 'Secret Agent?'. Don't worry. He's not getting sucked into MI6. He will be helpful to Alex in this one mission that I've made up, but that's because it's in his home town, and home school, and Tom already knew about it anyway. But he won't become MI6. You'll see what happens. He really CAN'T be MI6 because... ((walks away to leave you tortured over cliff hanger))

So let's see what we've got here, folks...

~A Very Happy New Year- Complete. Maximum ride. Fang and Max fluff. It was my first fan fiction. (Shows fiction's baby photo) I remember the day it was just born...

~Secret Agent?- A work in progress. Alex Rider. Alex is a secret agent. Wait... Secret? Maybe not so much anymore... Not too sure where its going, but i'm kinda hoping it's somewhere near nebraska. I've always wanted to see nebraska...

And, sadly, that's it. Again, if anyone wants to throw an idea at me, I'll be standing here with a catchers glove.


So... Hope you like the stories. I absolutely love reviews; they fuel me to keep writing ((hint hint: if you want me to write, then you know... review)). So... don't leave comments like "You suck!" If you dont like something, then tell me what it is you don't like. Make it at least CONSTRUCTIVE critisism. So leave nice reviews, flames will be used to roast marshmallows, and all that jazz. :)

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Board by Marmg reviews
Mugshots, candids, sketches, scratches, scribbles, string – all red. He isn't sure if he wants to strangle her pretty little neck or kiss her. Hard.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
The Secret Language of Best Friend Superheroes by Multicolored stamps reviews
Robin and Kid Flash seem to just understand each other. They have a different wavelength they are on, regardless of the setting. Sometimes this is an inconvenience, other times it is very useful. Most of the time, however, however, it is just amusing.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 449 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
The Blueprints for Falling for a Straight Dude by kingburu reviews
You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,746 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Jason G., Leo V.
Alex Rider Meet Artemis Fowl, Your New Psychiatris by CasimereSabine reviews
Alex thought he was done with his life of the strange and abnormal. But when the vilians of his past began attacking him in his dreams, he has no choice but to enter another, one filled with more abnormality than he might be able to take. *COMPLETE*
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Christmas in Killarney by cymbalism reviews
Sean invited Tony to his family Christmas dinner in Brooklyn -- but the only thing worse than Tony not showing up may just be Tony actually showing up... ::slash fluff::
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
My Stubborn Valentine by And Thus- I Fangirled reviews
No way was I going to cave this year, not a chance in the world. That damn rat was on his own if he thought he was getting a valentine's present from me. I would win this one for once. YukixKyo Oneshot. My goal is to make you go: awwwwwwww.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Obstruction of Justice by Simply Shelby reviews
Alex is having nightmares. And Jack decides something needs to be done about it. Takes place eight months after Resurgence. Third Piece in the For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,765 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Surprise Factor at its Best by Shinigami's Voice reviews
And the foolish Yuki, at being French kissed by his own feisty cousin so out of the blue, had naturally, jumped to the conclusion that Kyo –bastard cat that he was- was toying with him and this new knowledge
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Happy Birthday Corny by DanaFruit reviews
Luis doesn't know what to get Corny for his birthday! Can he come up with something in only two days? CornyLuis T for kissing
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Ode to Siblings by Amethyst Grey reviews
CornyLuis "Happy New Year, baby brother," Luis said. "I wish you could drink with us tonight."
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Corny S., Luis - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 135 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Bop It by x0I'mSoHollywood0x reviews
Oneshot. The Newsies come across a Bop It...
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Meeting My Boyfriend's Parents by 0'EmeraldEyes'0 reviews
Title says it all. It's Thanksgiving break and Tony takes Shawn home from college to meet his parents. I love slashy fluffyness, don't you?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Surprising Life by LittleGirlInLove reviews
[KFxJ] Jennifer Hex:new student, but already a social outcast, whereas Wally West is the popular jock. Match made in hell, right? Love always gets it way, but sometimes, so does tragedy...[R&R]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Did A Verse End? by prettyfloralbonnet reviews
Song fics that tie together the boy's Junior year. SLASH.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
Finding the Courage by Saturn Girl reviews
Raven and Beast Boy share a moment alone.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Complete
Heaven Knows by poprika reviews
Oneshot. In their minds, there were no Erasers, no mad scientists, no saving the world business, just each other. They were trapped in the moment, wishing it would never end but knowing that that was impossible. IggyFang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Reach the Horizon by KF fan reviews
In the days after Lightspeed, Kid Flash wants to convert Jinx from villain to good and for her to be with him. He'd also like to become a full fledged Titan. Can he succeed? [Yes it's long but give a chapter a try. You might find it goes pretty quick]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,552 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Those Darn DoGooders by SuperDuperHulaHooper reviews
COMPLETE! Shortly after the events of Lightspeed, Kid Flash finds Jinx in a bit of a bad spot. He helps her out, then takes her with him on his rounds, to show her the benefits of being a hero. Maybe she does have a choice, after all. Jinx.x.KF
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,415 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Souls Interlocked by Raven's Shadow of Light reviews
Jinx and Kid Flash are dating. Can they keep it a secret from both their teams or will they be discovered? Completed!. KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Survey SAYS! by SpecsGlasses reviews
The Newsies send each other those stupid surveys that people always fill out about themselves! What will we discover? Modern day fic, slash
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,629 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Endless Summer by coprime reviews
Twister has a problem. He has to do what Lars wants for three months, or else Lars will tell everyone Twister's secret and it's about Otto. m/m
Rocket Power - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2002 - [Twister Rod., Otto Roc.] - Complete
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Parkour reviews
Kid Flash thinks Robin would be aster at Parkour. Robin thinks Kid Flash is a moody mess. Threeshot.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Secret Agent? reviews
Alex Rider was a secret agent. Key word: Secret. As in hidden...unknown...discrete, undetected, private, stealthy...Well that's all down the drain now...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008
A Very Happy New Year reviews
The New Year is on it's way, and Max is all alone. When things for her start to spiral downward, theres only one person who can fix it...Oneshot, Fang and Max pairing. Read and enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
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