(A little preach to stop misinformation, First)

It said that "Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the coffee." Most people think that the lady driving the car purposely spilled the coffee, and then sued McDonalds. This is not true.

Sella Liebeck was a 74 year old woman when she ordered a coffee from McDonalds. In a parked car, she accidentally spilled the coffee on her legs and genitals. She would be permanently DISFIGURED and ALMOST DIED She admitted the spill was her fault, and asked for some help from Mcdonalds to pay off the medical bills for her third degree burns, around 18000 dollars. Mcdonalds only agreed to 800 dollars. Mcdonalds then refused all new attempts to settle the bill.

Turns out that Mcdonalds sold the coffee at 180-190 degrees Fahrenheit. Those could create 3rd degree burns from 3-12 seconds. There had also been 700 case before hand with somewhat less severity that Mcdonalds hushed up with half a million dollars. In the end of the case, she was granted with less than 600,000 dollars.

The worst part was that the corporate lawyers smeared the facts! You most likely already "Knew" What happened, according to the corporations, and their manipulation of the media. Because of this, I suggest you look a bit more when ever you here news propaganda. Obviously, I am kinda on the same level as them, as I am also a guy on the internet, so Here are some sources:

https:///wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWh6Kw3ejQ

https:///liebeck-v-mcdonalds/

The Stupid Test:

Bold the things you have done...

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (In my defense, it was a budget plastic chair)

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (Only happened once! Or twice...)

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand . (More embarrassing, on my face. *silent tear*)

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (Why!!!)

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (!!!yhW)

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (That sounds dumb.)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on. (My friend did)

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (I'm presuming bikes count)

23. Have run into a closed door (who locks a door during the middle of rush hour anyway?!)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (What?!)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it. (Foosball is a dangerous sport)

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (I'm not stupid. I just don't care. Baka)

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (Yeah, but not by the grocery store. #Ineedbetterfriends)

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (Why, toaster? WHYYYYYYY???)

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, orput the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole. (Nah, It was a Lithuanian)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (Literally every week)

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it. (Kroger Standards.)

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (MANY TIMES)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. (School issues)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye (*Pokes eye* Ouch!!!)

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test (That's why I'm doing this, Right?)

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Honestly, who hasn't?)

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (I said 3 pi in a area problem not related to circles)

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (Labor day problems)

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny. (Mine)

60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (Too many times to count)

64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (bangs head on table)

65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions. (Never trust math assignments)

66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught (Be honest, people. Everyone lies)

70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

71. Ran into a door jam (Ow, ow ow OWOWOW!)

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid. (Go on a ride (Theme park) after eating lots of food)

74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it. (Dog poop)

75. Have purposely licked playground sand

76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't. (I didn't think I was that hyper, but I have friends who talk next to teachers)

78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. (We have made many nicknames)

84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (I was young!)

91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them. (School project)

92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours. (Buy one, get one free!)

94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (Lets just hope I don't do this on Fanfiction)

95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

96. You have spelled your own name wrong before (Or maybe it was just my crap handwriting.)

97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. (The upside of having a T-80)

99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test (Yikes)

Things Warriors has taught us:

1. Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved VERY violently. :)

2. Cats can have accents. (Brook!!!!)

3. Old people are funny. :)

5. No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way. :(

6. Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough. (Yay!!!)

8. Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months.

9. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil. ;)

10. There are no limits to how dramatically you can kill your own brother.

12. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. :l

14. Highly organized Clans of cats have been living been living somewhere on Earth without being noticed by anyone.

15. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.

16. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. (Um...)

17. Its possible to complain about anything!

18. Cats with broken tails are VERY evil!

19. Happy endings are mostly unrealistic. :(

20. No matter how grumpy you are, there is always a way to be more grumpy. (Jayfeather!)

21. Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

22. StarClan is just a bunch of dumb, dead cats. (Shame on you, Sol!)

23. Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

24. Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most violent deaths imaginable.

26. Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.

29. The general public doesn't know anything. (Well, then let's tell 'em the story!)

30. If you take a walk with your sister, make sure to never mention your forbidden love life. (Poor Snowfur!)

31. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. (Bad Mapleshade!)

34. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. (I'll fight the system if I want to.)

35. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. (Ok...when you wish upon a spirit of a dead cat...um...no!)

36. Sticks are very important. (I broke one yesterday...I'M SO SORRY STICK!)

37. Just because someone has gone to that...place doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. :O

38. The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are. (Yeah right!)

39. Don't mess with beavers. (Runs up to a beaver and gets bit.)

40. Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

41. Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

42. Breaking the rules is bad. Bending the rules is good.

43. Life is overrated.

44. If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway.

45. Most people would listen to Hitler if he was nice to them.

46. If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing. (Can't stop...)

47. Lying is the most evil thing ever. (Oops...)

48. The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.

49. If a cat is dark brown with amber eyes, run for your life!

50. If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Warriors Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember Squirrelflight,

When the one I love, casts me away,

I'll remember Yellowfang,

When I can no longer stay,

I will think of Mosskit,

When someone dies young,

And I'll think of Berrynose,

When I must hold my tongue,

I will think of Breezepelt,

When I feel betrayed,

I will always think of Smudge,

When a cat is spayed,

I'll remember Leafstar,

When I am told I can't.

I'll remember Sharpclaw,

When I feel I should be the best.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity. :D

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. I think my work here is done.

I love you is 8 letters, so is BULLSHIT.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Smile. It confuses people.

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

So... what you're saying is, I should cancel my plans to invade China…

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A house divided against itself can not stand, but She started it.

Just when I think you've said the most stupid thing ever you keep on talking.

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Sense is like cheesecake...I don't have any

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

If you can't drink and drive, why the hell do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

It is a sad day when you fail your IQ test. Its an even sadder day when you fail your gender test.

"Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Come to the dork side. We have pi.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!! I'm going to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Somehow, in some way, that was all your fault.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and yell "Storms Suck"

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

The only reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answer I accept

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Please, do learning good, for our futures.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then It hit me.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the least.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Words hurt as much as weapons? Lets test it. You'll shout, I'll shoot you with a crossbow

There’s two types of people in this world, and I hate both of them.

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Dat's me.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it

WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOSH (OMG)

WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it!

WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung! (Frog Dung for Water Based Clan cats)

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck

WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this

WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Opppps...)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this. *Raises hand*)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get boxes of random stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paperin here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things