PenGirl91hide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, and Twilight. So what is someone supposed to write in these things anyway? Let's see... I live in Canada, I'm now 26 and I always obsess over one thing or another. Many phases have come and gone but the one to stick has always been my first love; Stargate SG-1. I was 6 when I was introduced to the show and simply love the world the writers created and have recently been reinspired to write about my favourite characters. That being said, I am a terrible writer but enjoy it so much that I do it anyways. I like to think that I've improved over time. PLEASE DON'T READ MY OLD STUFF. They are horrible and maybe one day I'll fix them up... I can't bring myself to deleting them, yes even my embarrassing twilight ones. I was a teenager. Sue me. |
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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16140 - Favs: 7,794 - Follows: 3,556 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Aftershocks III by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGs for Seasons Five and Six. The team face loss, heartache and change as a new Goa'uld foe emerges from the shadows.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 393,990 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Complete
Badfic Pete and the Temple of Doom by Spiletta42 reviews
Sent to P4X524 to recover a mysterious artifact from an ancient alien temple, SG1 takes along a fifth member: Pete Shanahan. Not intentional badfic, but the insertion of a typical badfic character into an otherwise canon setting. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Best Friends by twilightseries4life reviews
This is basically a story about Edward, Bella, Jasper, Emmett, Alice, and Rosalie as toddlers. Follow their crazy adventures together. From Jasper learning about PMSing, to Emmett committing "suicide". Cute fluff. Good for a few quick laughs! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Benefits of Barbecue by unicornhime reviews
Emmett sends Edward to the store for barbecue supplies, and Edward picks up a little something extra. AU/AH EPOV One-shot for The Epic T Rated One-Shot Contest hosted by Daddy’s Little Cannibal and Bronzehairedgirl620.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Application for Permission to Date my Daughter by JazzySpazzy421 reviews
This is from LJ Meents. BxE written by Edward Oneshot Sort of funny Read and review! I suck at summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Bella and Edward's trip to the cinema by bowtiesarecoollike reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to the cinemas, they end up watching... thats right, you guessed it, TWILIGHT! What will their reactions be? Read on to find out. MY FIRST FANFIC!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Beginnings by WhatATragicComedy reviews
Chapter 55 "Nathan..." Sam wasn't even sure what to ask. "...what happened to your cuts?" UNFINISHED
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,502 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
A Best Friends Love by Anne191091 reviews
okay, so people wanted more so this is the sequal to What's married, except this isnt a oneshot. bella and edward are both 17 years old, edward is head over heals with "The most beautiful girl in existence." and bella loves edward. read to find out r&r
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's Married? by Anne191091 reviews
Cute little one shot; four year old bella, and four year old Edward, have a little chat about marriage. my first fanfiction. please review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You may now kiss the bride by rachelcullen1037 reviews
used to be forever lunar! The wedding in Breaking dawn but in edwards point of view! oneshot and fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Another Melody by shopaholicme reviews
Edward's thoughts when he first hears the fetus' thoughts. Continued from p. 325 of Breaking Dawn. First fanfic! pls. R&R D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Problem by mara-anni reviews
Jack can't help thinking about her. But is this a problem? He doesn't think so. Denial anyone? Set Season 1, directly after Singularity
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Plan by SkyeRose reviews
SG-1 plays Truth or Dare! Much fun ensues! Nuff said! Daniel plays evil matchmaker with Teal'c as evil assistant. Sam/Jack! Dan/Jan! Just a fun, fluffy TWOSHOT.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Snapshot by mara-anni reviews
SG1 go to a very special event, and Sam is sporting a new look. Inspired by a Real Life photo of my fav couple. Sam and Jack established. Post Continuum, but no spoilers, and you don't need to know anything about it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
In the Moonlight by Rachel500 reviews
Sam and Jack meet under the moonlight every year they are at the SGC together, but will they ever be together?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Aftershocks II by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGS for Seasons Three and Four. Jack and Sam face their feelings and the mission becomes ever more personal for Daniel and Teal'c.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 342,254 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Stargate Christmas by Danny Phantom SG-1 reviews
A collection of Stargate Christmas song parodies. Final song: Carol of the Gate. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Innocence of posting memos by Sapphire Vial reviews
A cute story that focuses on Sam, Jack, and the people who plot to get them together. Written years ago, so please forgive any spelling/grammar mistakes.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Aftershocks I by Rachel500 reviews
A series of TAGs for Seasons One and Two. What really happened with SG1 after and in between their missions? How did Daniel and Teal'c become friends? And how did Jack and Sam begin to fall for each other?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,853 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Death by Shippers by Cucco of Time reviews
Watch as I have unspeakable horrors —now spoken— inflicted on me by various shippers! A oneshot fanfic. Rated T for undetailed, but somewhat gruesome, violence. A must—read — FEATURES THE DOUGHNUTS OF LIFE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
What to do at the SGC when you’re bored by Siathryn reviews
What goes on around the SGC when people start getting bored. Inspired by Cammy's The Atlantis Handbook and gothfeary's Pick up lines and What not to so at the SGC.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
Meet The Parents by ussshorty reviews
Jack's parents are down. Can Sam impress them? Also loads of other little surprises.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 46,727 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 5/3/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Telepathic by Mystic Vixen reviews
On a routen mission, Sam finds a device that gives her the ability to read minds. Everyone that is except for Jack. How will this effect her and her relationship with her CO? I am not good with summaries. This story was made possabel by ReganX. Please R&R
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Red Hearts by Hannah554 reviews
A serial killer sets his sights on Sam. JackSam DanJan
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Monopoly by Caladria101 reviews
[SJ and Team] Its SG1 plays monopoly.. what can I say? Sorry? Concrit Welcome and you're crazy counts
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
High School by SamJackShipper reviews
What would it be like for Sam, Jack, Pete, Daniel, Janet, and Teal'c to all be teenagers and go to the same high school?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Coffee by amokima reviews
When coffe just isn't working like it's suposed to.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Danny Day Care by Kate McCaye reviews
Daniel gets turned into a very small child. Yes, it is one of those. It’s got SamDaniel friendship, JackDaniel friendship, some SJ. Mostly Teamfic, but Danielcentered… and Samcentered at the same time, if that’s possible.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 135,376 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Christmas at Jack's by StargateNutter reviews
SG1 decide to spend christmas at Jack's... where will it lead? AUish, SamJack, DanJan. Rated T since there are a few chapters with a little hanky panky
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Nightmare Duet by Buffy2204 reviews
Sharing didn't come easy to Colonel Jack O'Neill at the best of times....THIS was just ridiculous! Set in late Season 7 so Pete's around. SJ as always. Ratings change cus on minor swearing soz!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,435 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Mean Girls by stargateluvva reviews
Sam decides to have her revenge on a certain Colonel and his practical jokes. NEW CHAPTER UP!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,725 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
I really want my bad knees back! by Aphaia reviews
SG1 including Jack go out on a mission for a ancient artifact, and two members don't quite come back the same, which causes a highly uncomfortable situation for everyone. JackSam and PeteSam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Comparisons by Darth Tater reviews
Here, we compare Jack with Pete, to save Sam the trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Surprises by SG-Fan reviews
For the first time, all of SG1 has agreed to spend Christmas at Jack's cabin. The day before their departure, a visitor shows up on Jack's doorstep with some surprising news. Some SP but mostly SJ. COMPLETE WITH EPILOUGE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,791 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH CANDLES by JamSack reviews
A little payback time after a taxing “holiday.” Teal’c and Jack are angry at each other and Sam is being strange. My attempt at being funny! Some SJ! Lots of Laughter!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005
The Face of the Enemy by Sci-Fi Nut reviews
*** Completed*** Chapters 21-28 posted.----------Sam and Jack struggle to regain common ground after the events of Divide and Conquer while gating to a new planet to discover the secrets of an ancient civilization and...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,735 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Complete
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Mistletoe through the years reviews
A new compilation of snippets throughout the series for every Christmas that would have passed. I've set Christmas time at about halfway through each season. Just some fun shippiness centered on Jack and Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/2/2017 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Kiss reviews
What happened on Edward's end when Bella called after Jacob first kissed her? Read and find out! Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why the Cullen's Hate School reviews
A look inside the heads of the rest of the Cullen kids where thinking at the lunch table in the first chapter of Midnight Sun, so spoillers for that obviously, Fun and short :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
Persuasion reviews
One-shot. Edward tries to persuade Bella into going on a school trip and Charlie gets a surprise... ok summary sucks but it's so sort you might as well just read it :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistletoe II reviews
In no way related to my other story entitled mistletoe other than the fact that they both involve mistletoes... obviously. The SGC is feeling like playing matchmaker with Sam and Jack when christmas arrives. Just a bit of fun I wrote for christmas. Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Back in the day reviews
That's right. I gave into the urge to write an sg-1 high school fic. Samjack of course :D and a hint of Danjan. AU with lots of rumours and bets and ...well, high school moments.Basically if your in for a fun laugh this is the story for you :D Enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,939 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
He couldn't speak reviews
First try at an SGA fic. Tag to The seed so there are a few spoilers and it doesn't really make sense if you haven't seen the episode. It's a mckeller fic with a little one-sided ronon/keller. You have been warned.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Opposites attract reviews
I know, the title is such a cliché but it makes sence with the story and everything so I figured... what the hay. anyway, s/j paring, Sam and Jack get stuck together while on a mission...COMPLETED!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Pete's bad day reviews
Season seven. Sg1 has a team night and Pete's invited. Then throw in a day at the movies and a trip to an amusment park. SamJack and JanetDaniel with a little SamPete but not for long :P Hopefully funny:D COMPLETED!For real now.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,226 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Chocolate kisses reviews
Little valentines day fluff. SJ. Daniel jumps to conclusions when he over hears a conversation between Sam and Jack.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Mistletoe reviews
Jack and Sam fic. Title pretty much says it all.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Miniaturization reviews
My first story! Jack and Sam miniaturization creates some great news about their relationship. Rated K just to be on the safe side.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
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