ThisIsTheDungeonThatNeverEnds
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Joined 06-26-18, id: 10919021, Profile Updated: 06-27-18
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy XV.

I wasn't getting the readership and feedback I wanted on AO3 and Tumblr so I thought what the hell, I'll crosspost to this dinosaur of a platform and see how it goes. I'm typically fandom monogamous and currently write exclusively for Final Fantasy XV, but will occasionally read from other fandoms. I am a multi-shipper, meaning there's just about nothing I don't /won't ship. My favorite ships are gladnis, promptis, regclar, cincrowe, highspecks, and libnyx, but I honestly don't think I have a single NOTP in my current fandom.

I write a good amount of smut but I understand that MA (we call it E on AO3) is not allowed here. If you want to see what else I have to offer, head over to My AO3 or My Tumblr, where you will find such gems as:

Unauthorized Corespondents: “Would that I could turn a blind eye to this infraction, my dear Lunafreya. I am a romantic at heart, you know. But you also know the punishment for unauthorized corespondents, yes? How am I to allow such a thing, pray tell?" Ardyn intercepts Umbra and the notebook and will only allow the messenger to pass for a price. (It's sex. The price is sex.)

By the Will of his Prince: There was nowhere for him to go, not that he would want to, as Regis closed the distance between them until their faces were barely an inch apart. Though Clarus was slightly taller than Regis and much more muscular, Clarus felt Regis’ presence as something immense and overpowering.

A Hero Made to Kneel: “That’s my favorite color right there,” Libertus said, admiring Nyxs swollen red skin. “Looks so pretty on you. But it would look even prettier painted white.”

Choosing Duty: This was their first real scene sense the attack, and one that played on capture and interrogation, though fully negotiated and planned that very morning, was almost farther than Gladio was willing to go. Almost. But here he was...

Threshold: The first time Ignis cuts Noctis, it is an accident…

The True Power: "Noctis," the King's voice was calmly firm, "The time has come for your connection to the Crystal to be fully forged and for its true power to be unlocked within you. The Crystal requires this ritual in order to give you full use its power and to recognize you as king. The ritual requires your complete submission.”

Hello, Kitty: Noctis is Gladio's good little kitty.

I Can't Come Up With a G-Rated Title for this Smutfest: This is essentially an experiment to find out how much rimming can happen in one fic. SPOILER ALERT: It's a lot.

Between a Door and a Hard Place: Prompto leaned in towards Noct's face, lips against his ear. "Who do you belong to?"

I have a colab with another writer that won't be posted here. She doesn't want it to be posted here, but it is SFW so I can provide the link if you're interested:

Endings in Reverse: Ignis understood what Noctis meant. He was the only one who could understand. Instead of allowing Noctis to carry the literal weight of the world, Ignis had shared the burden, almost paying with his life. As their gaze continued to hold, they both wondered if, perhaps, that was not the way it had been meant to be.

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The Dinner
So far the dinner had been uneventful, if not a little awkward. This wasn't just two boyfriends at dinner with one of their fathers, this was a commoner and the Crown Prince at dinner with the King. Noctis and Prompto had been feeling the tensions rise all evening, even if Regis seemed amiable. Uncharacteristic amiable. Which is what Noctis was afraid of.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII - Complete
Eyes into the Past reviews
He watched his tear roll down the image of his lovers face and over the beautiful green eyes that shone with a hope that now only existed in photographs.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2018 - Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Dots on Paper
He brought a hand to his face and traced the edges of the scar that engulfed his left eye. "Now when I should be out there fighting for the safety of the people of Eos in the name of my King, I'm held up in this dingy hotel room relearning how to read and walk and dress myself like I'm a toddler all over again!"
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Catch Me, I'm Falling
"It's always the same dream. I'm floating, something breaks, someone grabs me. I don't even know what's so terrifying about it but it just…gets me every time, you know?"
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2018 - Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
After the Party
Noctis is drunk; Prompto is tempted. Warning: Underage drinking, mild dub-con undertones
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum - Complete
That's My Story (And I'm Sticking to it) reviews
Gladiolus Amicitia, Prince's sworn Shield, bares many a proud scar earned in honorable battle in the name of the crown. Yeah, that's a load of crap. Here's how he REALLY got those scars.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Cor Leonis - Complete
Heartache, Pizza, and Phone Charms reviews
Iris is having boy trouble, so Crowe takes her for a girls night out to cheer her up.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Iris Amicitia, Crowe Altius - Complete
The Prince and the Pea reviews
Noctis recoiled and gagged, spitting whatever it was onto the wet tiled floor. He looked down. It was a pea. A single wet, soapy piece of VEGETABLE off of some STRANGER'S dirty dinner plate had just. Been. In. His. MOUTH! Or: In which Noctis has to get a job in a restaurant washing dishes for a hand-wavy reason.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia - Complete
The Starving Prince of Lucis reviews
They really don't feed people enough at these fancy events, so Noctis decides to find his own food.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia - Complete
Safe Room reviews
Regis drops his cane and puts up a magic barrier a split second before two assailants armed with automatic handguns round the corner. They fire repeatedly at the barrier, but the bullets simply ricochet off. Behind the transparent blue wall, the King and Prince both hold their swords at the ready.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII, Cor Leonis - Complete
13 percent reviews
Prompto kept laughing. "Ya know big guy, they say that when you sneeze...
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
So Close No Matter How Far reviews
"Prompto, wait!" he shouted and ran after him through the twisting hall filled with crates and broken MT parts. He must be terrified, Noctis though. Terrified of the deamons, of Ardyn, of the tight spaces he had to navigate. Terrified, perhaps, of Noctis himself.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Prompto Argentum, Ardyn Izunia - Complete