Irrepressible college student, tend to procrastinate, as all irrepressible college students are wont to do, and what you see here is the product of said procrastination. I usually don't like sharing the things I write, but provides, to a certain extent, an air of anonymity that allows me to disgrace grammar and mess up other people's creations all I want and I don't have to face the retribution of legal persecutions or, worse, my English professors' wrath! Three cheers for , I say.

In other words, these are for entertainment purposes only, folks, written in moments of silly impulse so typical of me. Please don't take any of this seriously.