Well, hi there. The name's Sir Cecil the Sea Sleep King.

Also check out my YouTube channel maybe? (/channel/UCI2df6O0OI6jj0wgGLH_9Xw)

Some Gideo Vames what I like:

Mario, Pokemon, Rhythm Paradise, The Denpa Men series, My Singing Monsters

Cool TV Shows which I have/am watching/ed/'ve/s:

Spongebob, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Wakfu, Rekkit Rabbit, ToonMarty, The Haunted House

Ships:

The Titanic

Boaty McBoatface

5 Fun Facts about me:

1) I hate anime (well, not really)

2) I invented gravity back in 1863

3) I like really obscure stuff, I guess

4) The Continent from My Singing Monsters: Dawn of Fire heccin slaps and you know it

5) I come from a long line of hitch-hikers. All with bleedin' massive thumbs. You see, the thumb is a tremendous boon to the hitch-hiker. Helps with work, you know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny, like a single Sugar Puff! Disgusting! Even my own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda! "Aah! What is it?! Get it out of 'ere! It's tiny! It's 'orrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb, and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman. Part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere! I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it! Oh, the pus! The pain! The black voodoo! The wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening! Oh, for days I was in a trance! But when I came to, there it was! Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion! "A miracle!" I said. "A miracle! You're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?" And he said to me 500 euros. 500 EUROS?! YOU WON'T SEE PENNY ONE FROM ME YOU SLAG! And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster, I created that thumb, and now it's killin' me. My own beast and creation, killin' me dead! The sweet irony." I think he was saying that, but it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself.

Also see my collection of rare memes:

/playlist?list=PLCwovZgMOaZbNfxpttpMhPMPbWupTcneb

The Messages

29/11/2019: /watch?v=HLkYmtM_Kq8

03/12/2019: Why do I have to pick a category for me stories? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Is it not enough to just throw it out there, like seeds to a horse? I mean, horses don't eat seeds, do they? Maybe. I dunno. But you get what I'm saying? No? Aight.

19/12/2019: First Elder Kabu, then the Rolling Fields... I'm not copying this stuff from Pokemon Sword and Shield, I swear.

08/01/2020: Wow, can't believe I haven't added any new chapters since last decade!

Also, DDPR is pretty much cancelled by now. Yeah, it's hard to write a completely word-filled story about a completely wordless show.

30/01/2020: they say 'wake up the wublins', but what about 'make up the wublins'? i made up one called didgeridoo man

19/02/2020: You may not think it, but the conceptualisation of A Turnip for the Worse was actually pretty interesting. It's a long story, featuring TV Tropes, The Shawshank Redemption, and the sixth season of a nonexistent Sonic TV show. Yes, really.

12/03/2020: This next chapter gets pretty dark. Wait, why do I even write stuff here? Nobody actually reads this.