When Branch discovers that Poppy has snuck into his bunker, he decides to teach her a lesson. (This deals with some very, very adult themes. I cannot stress this enough. Please please PLEASE don't read if such content offends you!)

It's Poppy's first time participating in Troll Village's annual hunt for a mate, but there's one guy in particular she can't seem to get out of her mind. Meanwhile, a pretty young female inadvertently causes problems for a couple other members of the Snack Pack! (This is my first fic, and I know it'll probably be negated by the Holiday Special, but it's still fun. Go easy on me!)