I'm a very visual type of person. Whenever I write my stories, I can picture a mini movie. I absolutely despise reading other stories with no plot, bad grammar, poor connotation, odd dialogue, no characterization, no emotion, and hardly any suspense and build in the story. A lot of the other stories I have read are like 2 chapters that jump into the plot out of no where, with no build and somehow end up with an ending that makes everyone live happily ever after - and for some reason, ending up with reviews explaining to the author how good it is. That just drives me up the wall. I prefer my stories to be well...stories, not garbage.

I'm a very open minded kind of person. I'm not really bounded by any laws or beliefs that restrict or even forbid me to live the way I see fit. I have my own views of life and frankly, I feel very content with how I'm living right now.

In my stories, I love to add my experience as a Drama and Musical Theatre geek through dialogue. Everything has to have strong and powerful emotion for it to be the most effective. I like diving in to the mind, thinking just how would I react in a situtation such as this? What would be going through my head? What would my voice and body language say. Every element of dialogue and action is taken very seriously by me. If I encounter a story that I love to read, I even voice out my own little dialogue using impersonations the way I see fit. This how I view entertainment and art on an aesthetically pleasing scale.

Here...have some quotes by some of the world's greatests linguists to tide you over:

Special cookies go to those who can guess the speaker!

"I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS!...Do you play croquet?"

"I have an excellent idea! Let's change the subject!"

"Too bad that didn't kill me..."

"Life is wasted on you..."

"Sometimes I feel like I just want to smash your head in with a coconut and drag you into my fireplace!"

"All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic."

"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you! Goodbye now! Goodbye! Thank you! Goodbye!"

"The itsy-bitsy spider caught a mouse on his web. The itsy-bitsy spider...BIT OFF THE MOUSE'S HEAD!"

"You'll go as a wallet; you'll go as a belt; and our dear Frank...Frank will go as...a purse. OOOH! A lovely lady's purse!"

"WHY CAN'T I BE LESS BEAUTIFUL??" suicides with steak