...Oh! Hi.

...Um, yeah. Hi. How's y'all doin' today?

Stuffs I like: Movies (action/adventure, sci-fi (mostly Steven Spielburg George Lucas stuffs), comedy), video games (Spyro, Crash Bandicoot, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.), books (just about any kind, other than romance novels, Stephen King being high up on my list of to-reads), writing (see 'books'), role-playing (a multitude of different styles, mainly fantasy fiction, 'cause that stuff is AWESOME), and being a computer nerd. Yeah, I'm weird.

Stuffs I don't like: Romance novels (duh), thriller movies/suspense movies (EEEEK!), stale jokes, rabid dogs, and stalker ex-boyfriends (not that I have one; my cousin does). Oh, and people that go against the laws of nature (coughhomocough).

Current writing project: I'm writing a phanfic for the loverly Lenore Parker! Yay!!

Random Me Quotes:

"I swear, I didn't do it! ...Whatever it is you're going to accuse me of, that is."

"No alcohol for Bobby. Period." (Really... REALLY long story.)

"Would you like some fries with that shake?"

"SeetherewasthisonetimewhenIswallowedsomedirtboywasitbadandthenIgotsandburrsinmyfeetboydidthathurtandthensomeonestuckmewithaPIN!"

(Yes, I was hyper.)

"Mine, mine... oh, that's mine too!"

"Usually, the wittiness just pops into my lap like a fat baby. Otherwise, there's always that two for one special at the supermarket..."

"This is Jack Sparrow, and I just want to know, WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE! (Falls over)" (I had one of those funky Jack Sparrow dolls in my possession... O, the Madness!)

"When life hits you with a baseball bat... cry like a baby for your momma!"

"You see, it's times like this I like to pretend I don't live here."

"I may have no life, but you obviously have no common sense."

"There is what is called the High School Food Chain. There's, at the bottom, the nerds, who feed off of their textbooks. There's the goths and social rejects, who terrorize the nerds. Then - there are the jocks and cheerleaders. The top, the dominants, the Alphas and Betas and Deltas and all that other Greek number crap I can't remember."

"I love people who try to intimidate me over the net. It tells me that they're just a mindless idiot with no sense of what's insulting."

"I don't have a problem with the ball. The ball has a problem with my head."