Naruto's life was extended to the point of immortality due to a certain furry friend that resided inside of him. Tired of conflict and action, Naruto only wishes to find a peaceful retirement to rest his very old body. However, when he stumbles upon an uncharted region while searching for peace, he finds something else. Rings, Elves, Hobbits, Wizards? Life just got real interesting

Life is a funny little thing. For Naruto, his short but fulfilling life ended quite abruptly by a simple mistake. When the King of Hell offers him an offer that Naruto would be mad to decline, Naruto is reincarnated!... As the Doctor!... After 3000 Years! Wahoo! Time to save the Universe with a box and a screwdriver! Will use some SAO characters because... why the f*** not!

"Your son! But the only resemblance is that mask!" An AU where Kakashi adopts Naruto. Implanted Sharingan, Not Godlike. A Stronger, Bored, Lazier, Funnier, and Kakashi-like Naruto. su, su pairing, Slow Develop. Bad Civilian Council, May be bumped up to M later on.