It is I, the great, the powerful, the wonderous-- ok, well, maybe not *that* great... or powerful... or wonderous... --* BAH! The name's Evil Hunter, writer of dark, angsty or just plain stupid/weird fanfics from any category I can get my hands on. *grin* Fear me. Hate me. Love me. It's up to you.

Also writes: Just plain weird junk. Call me a freak if you want. It'd be true. ^^;
Likes: NOTHING! ... no, wait, that's not true. I like lots of things. Miboshi for one. Myouga for another. And poutine. That's cheese and gravy over fries. It's good. Detremental to one's health, but good.
Really likes: Anime, books, movies, cartoons (I'm still a kid at heart!), poetry, writing, the computer. And my hat. It is black. A black hat. Yay. Moving along...
Dislikes: Lots'a stuff.
Strongly dislikes: Teletubies, Barney and friends, sap, teenyboppers... you get the idea.
Is prone too: Babble. Rant. Run around saying the sky is falling. Laugh at things that aren't funny. Talk too much about nothing. Poke unsuspecting people. Live life to it's emptiest. Smile and nod. Run around saying the end is coming. Do nothing. Attack random persons with my fingers. Turn my mouth up in a banana shape and make an up and down gesture with my head. Make fun of the unlaughable. Run around with my English paper saying life is worthless. (My English paper is on what killed Juliet (from Romeo and Juliet), by the way.) Repeat myself. Repeat myself. Repeat myself. *grin*
Thoughts as of 8-31-02, 7:30, SJT: My feet are cold. My computer is located in my basement, and hence, my feet tend to be cold. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just wear slippers, but then I put them on, and I understand. In a week school begins. I don't like school, but I don't particularly not like school, either. I write poetry. My poetry tends to be completely odd, sometimes only partially odd. It seems that I am only able to write dark, angsty prose, or odd, funny lists, but poetry is a mixture of whatever. I enjoy writing it, though my friends don' seem to understand. I watch anime and read manga. My favourite anime tend to be shojo, but I do love Love Hina, Gundam Wing, and other lesser-known shonen anime. I beta-read a story called Through the Northland Snows, by an author pen-named Singing Nightingale. I enjoy that, too. My favourite colour is red, except when placed on kitchen counter tops. My hat is black. My eyes are blue, but at this very moment, they look gray, and earlier today, my mom said they were green. I tend to write things more in first person than anything else, and most of my favourite stories are written in first person. I currently sport a mullet, also known as Hockey Hair, also known as, 'Ew, get rid of it, get rid of it.' I plan on having it removed when I cut my hair for school. I sketch, mostly cartoons of people in hats. I love my black hat. Would you like to see my black hat? It is, indeed, a very nice hat. And those were my thoughts. (Time: 8:10, SJT)

Current/Old Obsession: Turtles. Anything slow with a shell that isn't a snail, I love. I just bought a rubber turtle, like a rubber duck, only it isn't a duck, it's a turtle, and it's name is Squirt, because that's what was written on the side, above a redish purple swirl. I have many, many turtle related things laying around my house, mostly things having to do with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (turles in a half-shell! Turtle Power!). I must compile them all someday and put up a Current Turtle Count poll or something. I would like that.

There are loopholes. There are always loopholes. You can't get rid of loopholes, because if you patch up one, Loop will just ram his fist into the Rulebook and make a new one.

Thank you for reading my bio. Have a nice day, or, at least, a semi-nice day.

I'm funnier than I look! And I look really funny!

Batman: What weights six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine-gun?
Batman: Exactly Robin! To the Batmobile!
--From Batman: The Movie (the original sixties one, with Adam West and Burt Ward)