Name: Rieko Nyverian

Age: 28

Hi everyone. I am Sadie

I live in Texas. I am black and I do want people to know that(not that it matters much) xp

My personality varies and well for now I'm too lazy to type my whole life out on here so there it is

Im so glad to be able to finally get on here,

i'd just like to say that i don't appreciate rude comments

because i am just a beginner so if you have constructive

critisism(most likely spelled that incorrectly) please be nice about it

Favorite Inuyasha couples

Inuyasha/Kagome

Sango/Miroku

Shippo/Rin

Sesshomaru/Rin

Sesshomaru/Kagura(yes I know)

Kouga/Ayame

Favorite Naruto Couples

Naruto/Hinata

Shikamaru/Temari

Neji/Ten-Ten

Sasuke/Sakura

Gaara/Sakura

Ino/Kiba

Gaara and Me!!

Favorite Fairy Tail

NaLu

Gajevy

Gruvia

Bixanna

Miraxus

Jerza

Elfgreen

Favorite Shows

FairyTail

Vampire Knight

Naruto

Inuyasha

Fruits Basket

Card capter Sakura

Trinity Blood

Bleach

Ruroni Kenshin(spelling??)

Blood Plus

Death Note

Ouran Host club

Attack on titan

And others

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Haven't we met before?

Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?

Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Woman "It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name."

Woman: That's in the phone book too."

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: What sign were you born under?

Woman: No Parking.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not Enter.

Man: I know how to please a woman.

Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.

Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I can tell that you want me.

Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave.

Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.

Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

I love Gaara-kun and for you all that have a problem with it...

SANDCOFFIN!!

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Reposted!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

when )m 0 m( was your hero

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

any way I do plan to upload stories more now that I have my long awaited laptop...

There will be some on if interested so go on check it out...https://www.fictionpress.info/s/3276070/1/A-Cinderella-Story-Rieko-s-Story