Cow-Tipping-Anonymous
Author has written 5 stories for Gorillaz. Congratulations, you found my profile. yay. wellll I'm one of those people who will probably never post any stories on this website. I just like to read everyone elses. Some day when I write a story that I think is good enough, I'll put it here. Anyways...heres the part where I talk about all the crap I like and all that other stuff. Age: not telling Hair: Short and black Eyes: Huge, dark, and brown Skin color: Pale- really pale Body type: Tall and thin I live in Alaska. I'm a girl...I draw alot and play guitar and bass guitar. I hear alot of stuff...like you see a group of friends talking, then one of them leaves, and you hear them all start talking about the one who walked away. You hear them say how fat she is, or how much of a loser he is...Its kind of retarted...and yet somewhat funny... Favorite bands: Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Blink 182, Blue Oyster Cult, U2, Coldplay, The Cure, Beastie Boys, H.I.M. , Alien Ant Farm, The Bravery, Evanesnce, Death Cab for Cutie, Avenged Sevenfold (HOLY CRAP! THEY ARE COMING TO ANCHORAGE! TWO DAYS AFTER MY BIRTHDAY!), Cake, They Might be Giants, more that ill add later Favorite Songs: White Light -Gorillaz Ghost of You -My Chemical Romance Feel Good Inc. -Gorillaz Speed of Sound -Coldplay Twisted Transistor -Korn Vertigo -U2 Helena -My Chemical Romance Miss You -Blink 182 Feelin This -Blink 182 Stars -Switch Foot Wings of a Butterfly -H.I.M Clint Eastwood-Gorillaz Dance, dance -Fall Out Boy (Holy crap that song makes me want to dance!) All Down Hill from Here -New Found Glory Dirty Harry -Gorillaz Honest Mistake -The Bravery Love Song -The Cure Dare -Gorillaz Every Planet We Reach is Dead -Gorillaz Godzilla -Blue Oyster Cult Don't Fear the Reaper -Blue Oyster Cult Burnin for You -Blue Oyster Cult Kids With Guns-Gorillaz Violence- Blink 182 Fire Coming out of the Monkeys Head -Gorillaz Don't get lost in Heaven -Gorillaz Thank you for the Venom -My Chemical Romance Kryptonite -Three Doors Down Soul Meets Body -Death Cab for Cutie Fearless- The Bravery Dream on -Aerosmith The Hand that Feeds -Nine Inch Nails 5/4 -Gorillaz 12D3 -Gorillaz Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm version) -Michael Jackson -- He originally wrote it (I think) 1985 -Bowling for Soup Almost -Bowling for Soup Haunted -Evanescance Broken -Evanescance and Seether Wake Me Up Inside -Evanescance O Green World -Gorillaz Sound Check -Gorillaz Tomorrow Comes Today -Gorillaz 19/2000 -Gorillaz Hot for Teacher -Van Halen (I don't really like Van Halen but I like this song) Wake Me Up When September Ends -Greenday (I don't like Greenday either but this song is really good) Numb -Linkin Park Walkie Talkie Man -Steriogram Ch-check it out -Beastie Boys (This song is so random!) Brass Monkey -Beastie Boys Killing loneliness -H.I.M Under the Rose -H.I.M Behind the Crimson Door- His Infernal Majesty (H.I.M) Slow Country- Gorillaz Left Hand Suzuki Method- Gorillaz What I Got- Sublime Vampire Heart- H.I.M Beverly Hills -Weezer Haunted- Evanescance The Boys of Summer- (Ataries version...I have no idea of how to spell that.) E-pro -Beck I write Sins not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco Stockholm Syndrome - Blink 182 Vindicated - Dash Board Confessional Last Living Souls - Gorillaz November Has Come -Gorillaz All Alone -Gorillaz Latin Simone -Gorillaz Face of God -H.I.M Drunk on Shadows- H.I.M (My new favorite song!) (The guitar solo from) Bat Country - Avenged Sevenfold Summer Skin - Death Cab for Cutie I will Follow you Into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie B.Y.O.B -System of a Down Lonely Day - System of a Down How Far is Heaven? - Los Lonely Boys Ocean Avenue - Yellow Card Yellow - Coldplay Ride the Wings of Pestilence - From First to Last Going the Distance - Cake Turn Around - They Might be Giants Dinnerbell - They Might be Giants Starshine - Gorillaz Double Bass - Gorillaz Tear you Apart - She Wants Revenge Blister in the Sun - Violent Femmes Steady as she Goes - The Raconteurs Honesty - Cartel Theres more but I can't think of them right now... Bands I HATE: Simple Plan, Kelly Clarkson (ok shes not really a band but still...)and Slipknot (ANNOYING) People I hate: Hilary Duff, Damon Albarn and Jamie Hewlett (Ask me why...I dare you. You're going to get a reaaaallllyyy long, really EMO explaination.) Favorite Cartoon Characters: 2D, Gir, Noodle, Zim, Kyo, The Scary Monkey, Wiley Cyote, Kenny, Billy boy, Lifty and Shifty (Happy Tree Friends) ,and more that i cant think of. Things I like (love) : Music, weekends, lakes, going camping, roadtrips with friends, snowboarding, scary movies, zombies, playing guitar, vampires, werewolves, funny commercials, bus rides, cartoons (animation in general), funny pictures, The Scary Monkey Show, skinny, pale guys who wear eyeliner, summertime, when people leave reviews, when people update thier stories, subway sandwiches, taking walks (alone), my friends, Ville Valo, soda, my heartagram necklace, my favorite red tank top, coloring, making eye contact with a cute stranger, randomly bursting out laughing over something that happened yesterday, bubble baths, watching people realize that threy're acting stupid and then they try to cover it up by purposely acting even more stupid, 2D, the two guitarist guys from Avenged Sevenfold (I have no idea who they are but they're HOT!), stayingup till two in the morning watching music videos with my sister, plane rides, starry nights, snowy days, laughing with my family, someone with a good sense of humor, sunny days, running around in the dark, cuteness, going to the animal shelter for no reason, spoiling myself with cool stuff like makeup, good guitar solos, running around in huge open spaces, feeling beautiful, grocery shopping, daydreaming, laughing, smiling, modeling new clothes, thunder storms (when I'm in Alaska...anywhere else is freaky cuz you could havva tornado), the view from my bedroom window, cheese and crackers, donuts, good music videos, super-super windy days, GO-CART RACING, hanging out at malls, scaring the living daylights out of people, good TV shows, candy, and pants. Things I hate: Crowded restaraunts, over enthusiastic Murdoc fangirls (i don't mind Murdoc fans, the ones who are always like "hail Murdoc!" are the ones who are annoying.), poser goths (although, who am I to say who's a poser and who's not?) , 11 year old Gorillaz fans (Seriously, no offence at all) , headaches, people who say thier last name is Niccals (when its not)...I feel sorry for people actually have that last name..., skinny people who say they're fat, people who write fics or draw stuff that makes fun of (real) people that make fun of them and tease them...(I mean, come ON what do you think this says about you? Seriously! It makes you look like an idiot.), People who talk really loud and laugh really loud so you'll notice them, people who claim to be characters from anime shows, when you can't wait to eat something and then you realize that it went bad, stupid commercials, people who seem to show up EVERYWHERE, and a million other things that i cant think of. (Sorry if I offended someone here...seriously, I love you all. ((Gives imaginary cookie))) Songs I can Play: Godzilla, 1985, Feel Good inc. (the bass part and the windmill part), Kryptonite, All the Small things, Miss you, Are You Gonna Be my Girl, Smoke on the Water, Dirty Deeds, Crazy Train, Honest Mistake, Kids With Guns, Fire Coming out of the Monkeys Head, Wake me up when September Ends, Ships of Ireland (its an orchestra song but I like to play it on the piano), Ghost of You , Vampire Heart, and more that i cant think of... Hobbies: Drawing, playing guitar, listening to music, talking to friends, sleeping, eating, going places, writing poetry...-more- Favorite T.V shows: That 70's Show, The F List, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Courage the Cowardly Dog... theres more that I can't think of Favorite Quotes...I don't know who said most of these...Ill mention it if its a quote I said -" I am just FREAKING fine!" -"Don't knock on deaths door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that." -"Person: "Why does life suck?" Other Person: "Because Chuck Noris hates you." -Gir: "I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!" Zim: "Ugh... That horrible, Horrible monkey!" From my best friend Emily (visit her xanga site! She is eve6roxx!) :- "Fruit loops are like gay cheerios!" -Also from Emily: "I've got A.D.D and magic markers... the thrills are endless :)" -From me: "Well, woop dee freaking doo." -"Oh crap I'm on fire! I'm in a car full of people and I'm on fire!" - I don't know who said this. -"If at first you DO suceed...try not to look astonished." "So, in like junior high, I tried to impress this girl by sticking a piece of Runts candy up my nose... It just ended up getting stuck and they had to get the nurse to come get it out." ~Ray Toro "Mirror, mirror on the wall...WHAT THE !$@#& HAPPENED?" -Person: "I'm not fat...this is just baby fat. Other Person: No, its just fat BABY! "My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm" MY FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALLL! (For me, this is very, very true) "I am a peaceful person, who happens to be filled with violent rage." -All American Rejects -Interviewer: So, 2D, what do you wear when you know women are going to want to tear your clothing off? 2D: It's all held together with velcro, mate. One good tug and the whole thing comes off. Dodgy Dave: Come on Gorillaz, every band has one... which one of you is gay? "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" -I forgot Me: I hate my eyebrows. Sister: At least you have eyebrows! Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man! WACKY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN! WACKY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN! - Person from Family Guy. I'll add more later Favorite music videos (not in order): Dirty Harry (Gorillaz) Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz) Tomarrow comes Today (Gorillaz) Steady as she Goes (The Raconteures) 192000 (Gorillaz) Walkie Talkie Man (Steriogram) Breaking the Habit (Linkin Park) Wings of a Butterfly (H.I.M) Ride the Wings of Pestilence (From First to Last) (see list of fav. songs) Favorite movies: War of the Worlds, Shaun of the Dead, The Island, The Ring, Signs, The Cronicles of Narnia, I'm afraid of alot of things and when I go over the list of all of them I always laugh so here is my list of fears: Tornados (even though I live in Alaska), aliens, ugly twisted faces, dead bodies (finding one or being one), the floor splitting in half revealing the pits of Hell, getting some horrible desiese, waking up and realizing that no one can see you or hear you, falling into an alternate universe, coming home to find that you've been asleep for thirty years and everyone you knew and loved is either dead or moved away, some scary looking person crawling out of the TV, earthquakes, waking up in a house in which no one else speaks English, and probably more hahaha... June 6, 06 Two days till schools out! YAYY! Ya, I'm really bored, so I'm writing this for no reason. Except theres NOTHING to write about...so ya. June 16th ,06 I've kind of decided to do a bit of a journal on my profile page so I'll be able to come back here when I'm old and be like, "Man, was that kid on crack or what?". Well ya, I just got back from Bible camp and I desperately need a shower. Hey, by the way, please review my poems! They have so many hits but only four reviews! July 9th Today I was looking to see if my favorite deviantart artist (Pen named "Quere") had updated and drawn anything new, and she drew this pic of 2D when he was 23, before Hewlett changed his looks and personality...It was so cute! It made me sad though...I like the old 2D much better! July 19th Well I'm trying to work on a new story, I have it all planned out...but the lack of inspiration is killing me! This is sad... July 30th Wow, I only like 84 songs! Thats sad. |
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