Alright! Here we are, long awaited! As you know, this is where we give a prompt: What if? Or a question asked! Prince, since you're the secondary admin, I give Juan a prompt!

What if Juan was cheerful and not as dismal as he is now?

We'd all like to see Cheerful!Juan. :3

oh this is gonna be good *grabs popcorn*

Yeah! Humiliate Juan!

I want popcorn too.

microwave next to you *throws eclipse an unpopped bag of popcorn*

Mew, I think we're going to need some bleachers.

Geez, six posts and Prince hasn't even gotten here yet. XD

Yes, we are. PRINCE-KUN! HURRY UP!

yep

i might go on dn in a little while mew, ultima made a few archetypes

There's a Chat Thread for a reason, y'-

Hmph. Of course, a New Thread, they all flock, like pretty little-

... Chat Thread. Just - Chat Thread.

cuz ur here and not there :P

... :D

Excuse me! I must say, I am everywhere. Because of course, I create - no, SHE creates each Thread with such care and compassion... It's quite sickening, really, but I can't say... All I CAN say, though, is that it will be a BEAUTIFUL time, when the strong must fall to strike terror in the HEARTS of the Players - oh! Blood shall be shed for miles... Hehehehe...

But seriously guys, Chat Thread until Prince does his part.

':D Sorry, Mew...it's fun to be in a new Thread.

I know. :3 But go on, you can wait until Prince does his part. On the topic... Prince!

Interesting! I never did stuff like this, pretty much my first time, so... I'll get right on that! After the dishes!

Okay, so I'm back and....*sits at a computer calmly and crackles cracks knuckles* ... WAAAAAAH! *begins typing up stuff at an extremely random pace* EYAAAAAH! *suddenly presses enter* Done!

"Dewott, Spiraling Aqua Jet, go!"

The sea otter nodded and faced the rock he was directed towards, with rather dim, cold eyes. He took a rocketing stance, before engulfing himself in water and blasting off as a missile-like projectile, rotating right, before he darted right into that rather big piece of rock with his destructive self. Soon after making contact, he super-eroded his way through the rock, with all of that spinning water, before eventually shattering a hole through the rock and rocketing right through, landing safely on the other side, five seconds later.

Juan grinned, looking rather excited to see his new move for his Dewott be a success. "Yeah, you did it Dewott!"

Dewott looked at his training gleefully, returning to his side, only to be hugged by him. This was rather usual for the Discipline Pokemon so he had no room to object. Plus, on the up-side, he really loved the hugs, as much as he loved seeing his trainer happy.

His trainer backed up, gesturing. "Alright, let's get to battling some people! I know they're some people around here!"

"Wott!" The Water-Type nodded, following Juan as he rushed through Route 9. The place was rather dirty, seeing as Mincinno dust the filthy trash of man into the streets, but that's fine, as long as they weren't disrupted.

Before the Pokemon Trainer could reach the entrance of the Route 9 mall, a tough biker man had abruptly drove in front of him, smirking widely, with a Pokeball out, forcing the kid's stop. "Hey, kid. I see you haven't evolved your Dewott yet."

"Yeah, but I'm working on it." Juan nodded, presenting his Dewott out to the rowdy biker in front of him. "And we're going to be the best in the world, so don't you try to stop us!"

"Oh ho, you read my mind kid!"

Before Juan could counter that, the biker had threw out a Weezing in front of him, which made him consciously back up, seeing that he was way too close to the powerful Poison-Type for comfort. Still, he couldn't help but let off a cross-breed between a smile and a smirk. "Please! We'll destroy you in two hits! Now Dewott, use Hydro Pump!"

He didn't had to be told twice, as he rushed forward, before leaping high in the air, already cupping his hands for Hydro Pump. The Weezing fired off multiple Sludge Bomb attacks as a countermeasure, being taught to do so the moment a long-range attack's fired, by his roughhousing trainer. Although the two attacks collided together with an explosion, Hydro Pump still forced its way through and directly smacked into Weezing, sending the levitating Pokemon into the ground with that forceful attack.

"Alright! A direct hit!" Juan pumped his left fist, not even feeling concerned in the least for his opponent. "We BEEN had this one into he bag, the moment we started Now go in and finish it Dewott, with a double Razor Shell!"

The biker growled loudly, as his Weezing got up struggling. "Alright, this kid don't know who he's messing with. Double Hit!"

The moment Dewott made a solid landing on the ground, he started off with a bound towards the two-headed Pokemon, before dashing at him, as his own opponent flew towards him, the small head towards the sea otter to strike first. However, the watery attack was indeed too much for just a Double Hit, and those clash of attacks was short-lived, as Razor Shell beat not only the attack, but also beat the Poison-Type into the ground, successfully knocking him out. Ah, the irony of it having two heads. "No, Weezing!"

"Hah! My opponents are as stupid as they come. Two hits, like I said before! I got this Pokemon this in the bag!" Juan laughed. He didn't care in the least that has opponent was frustrated. "Alright, off to the mall for supplies, then it's back on track to the Pokemon League! Nothing can stand in my way, and nobody'll get in my way!"

And while the two jauntily rush part him, into the mall, the biker stared at his unconscious Pokemon, wondering: 'Oh god, why this kid?... Why this kid, of all people?...'

*meanwhile, in the back of a screening studio*

Juan: *beating the living hell out of me* ...No. Just no.

MOOOOOOMMY!

*sparks shooting out of my head* JUAN HAPPY? DOES NOT… bzzzt… COMPUTE! *head explodes*

Bwahahaha! That's perfect! Now, Prince, it's your turn to give a 'What If' prompt to one of us, or ask a question for one of our characters to answer!

O.o Des, have you ever even seen Juan? That guy's never happy! He's half-way cruel towards the Pokemon that don't live up to expectations! And to top it all off, he's kinda a jerk. A analystic, calm, depressing jerk. ._. I bet he can make a new gym leader, like Flannery, completely lose confidence in herself. Wait, ask a question? Oh, okay the- *gets shot by gun and dies* ....

Juan: Hmph. I'll ask the first question. *glares towards Spade* Why are you so obsessed with pictures and that camera?

Spade: *covering his eyes* The horror...it burns!!!

*nudges him* Hey, Juan asked you a question.

Spade: *lights up* Really?! He never asked me a question before! I'm so happy! *thinks carefully* Hm...why am I so obsessed with pictures and this camera...well then! Let's start with the camera first! When I first started out on my journey, my little sister, Arceus bless her soul, gave me this camera and made me promise to take pictures for her and send it to her. So I tried to take multiple pictures with it so I can send my family the story of my travels. It also saved my life more than once. When this criminal charged at me, I blinded him with the flash. Unfortunately, he got away. So then Officer Jenny came and arrested me, seeing as the criminal actually dropped a piece of jewelry in my jacket. When I showed Jenny the picture of the man, she managed to arrest him. I was hailed as a local hero and got to eat free at any restaurant. It also risked my life several times. Since I'm a klutz and everything, I drop it more times than I can remember. Especially that one time in the river. Boy, that hurt. I got a cold right after swimming after it. It's also one of my most valuable possessions since my sister poured her money into it just to buy me it. My Pokémon seem to like it as well. They seemed to have made it a game to take my camera while I'm not looking. They also somehow manage to destroy it in the end, causing me to stop my journey to fix it before I can continue. It's a really fun camera filled with precious memories.

Me: *sleeping*

Spade: And why am I so obsessed with pictures? Well, each picture tells a different story. Put the pictures together, and you can get the big picture! For example, if I take a picture of this burning video with Juan being happy and go-lucky. Then, I take a picture of Juan beating up Prince. If you compare the two pictures, you won't get much. Probably you'll get that this guy is bipolar. Now if I take multiple pictures of him as the real him, you can now obviously see that the happy-go-lucky Juan is not the real Juan and that he was subjected to humiliation by his author. I also like pictures because the pictures can still burn with the heat of the moment. They can capture a battle at its most highest peek. The pictures can also reveal to us what we don't usually noticed. Take this one for example. When I first took it, all I noticed were a Beartic fighting a Zoroark. If you look closely, you can see that the Zoroark was actually trying to protect some Zorua cubs in this cave here. When I capture pictures, I can capture some of my most precious memories, not to mention priceless memories like happy-go-lucky Juan or that one time with that Burmy in my backpack. Oh! I thought up of a another reason why I like my camera and my pictures! It's because-*mouth gets slapped shut by my hand*

Does this answer your freakin' question, Juan?! I knew this was going to happen!

Spade: *grins idiotically*

Juan: Hmph. If I didn't ask that question, Prince would've. Now ask a darn question or what if or whatever to somebody. I have to revive Prince's mangled corpse.

Just use the Dragon Balls! *chucks all 7 at Juan*

Spade: All right! Chyna-

*slaps him* I'M ASKING! *takes a deep breath* Suki, Why do you like Takumi so much?

Takumi: *looks up from his book* Why are you asking that...?

Spade, ask someone a question, please.