Music Battle
Lilac: I do not own Percy Jackson….
Percy: Nobody owns me!
Nico and Annabeth: We own you
Percy: I'm leaving!
Lilac: I meant the books!
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Percy sighed as he watched his friends argued amongst themselves. It was highly amusing if he was to say so himself.
"What are you saying? Can you even hear yourself?" Annabeth argued crossing her arms.
"Well obviously I'm not the with the hearing problems!" Nico spat back.
"You're both idiots! You have no taste!" Thalia added her input.
Jason jogged up to Percy, "What are they arguing about now?"
"Music," Percy said simply.
"These idiots don't like One Direction!" Nico said crossing his arms pouting.
"Oh please, Justin Bieber is better than One Direction!" Thalia glared.
"One Direction is Justin Bieber times 5!" Nico glared back with the same venom.
"You're both idiots," Annabeth growled, "Linkin Park is a hundred times better than those gay guys."
"You have something against gay guys?" Nico challenged.
"Don't make me sound like a homophobe!"
The three broke into a loud argument that nobody was able to decipher. Percy was able to pick out a few words but the rest was just blabble to him.
Percy turned to Jason and opened his mouth to ask if he wanted to leave but was shocked at what the blond said.
"You're all idiots. Everyone knows P!nk and Avril Lavigne are the soul of the music community. And Katy Perry is even better than they are!"
"You're joking? They're all depressing and their songs actually have a story behind it." Piper added in as she entered the conversation. "Adele is the bomb."
The four demigods arguing stared at her in complete utter disbelief.
"Adele sucks," Jason started.
"She sings about global warming and setting rain on fire!" Nico growled, "Do you know how many animals and people would die because of that?"
"What about the forests? She wants to burn them all down!" Annabeth pointed out.
"And I think we all know what 'Rolling in the Deep' means," Thalia said. "It's Hell. She is from Hell plotting the worlds demise."
Percy facepalmed, "I'm leaving."
"Well at least she had meaning." Piper argued, "I mean 'Baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed?' The only good thing about the song is it's catchy and is sung by five hot guys."
"Really hot guys," Nico put in.
"Justin Bieber has a tattoo, he isn't a pussy like those gay one directioner," Thalia said stubbornly.
"Again with the gay jokes! So what if they're gay? It doesn't make their music bad!" Nico gasped.
"Linkin Park all the way!" Annabeth argued.
"Three day's Grace!" Leo popped in.
Everyone stared in shock at the peppy boy.
"Tatu!" Hazel put in.
"Anime freak," Piper told her.
"At least I don't support Global Warming!" Hazel bit back.
Another loud argument broke out. Percy was long gone by now. He had no desire to get involved in another war. He had a feeling this one would be bloodier than the titans war by a lot.
"Why can't they just get along?"
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Haha, I hoped you enjoyed this. Please review and I'm sorry about not updating. For some reason FF isn't allowing me to go to managed stories. They must be updating. I have the next chapter to Immortal Love written and I recently posted the next chapter of Bloody Present and the short story Blood so check those out.
I have half of the next chapter for Forbidden love written and Midnight Sky is almost there. Also Hidden and Complicated are really far behind so I will update them soon. The next chapter to One big Happy Family is almost complete . Also I have this fic For the Record that I don't know what I'm going to do with so if anyone wants to adopt it PM me.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed this. Review for cookies and love. ~ Lilac