A.N.- I am so very sorry for the lateness of this update! It took me hella long to finish this one, and I can't say that I am content with the end result. Also, as the writers-block progressed, the weekly chapters published in jump did not help, cause I was directing this fic towards the same approach Gori-sensei did. Meaning that I had to restructure my plot xDD0

Sadly –and here I ask for your forgiveness once more- this chap won't be the lemon… just yet!

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Disclaimer: I dream of the day when Gintama will be all mine! Unfortunately, today is not the day T~T Sorachi Hideaki-sensei, I beg forgiveness for using your amazing characters.

"Its a Deal!"

4th Chapter

Yato Kagura felt trapped the moment his hands -those disgusting roach hands- touched her; holding her in place by her waist and pressing her flush against his torso. She really did not expect the tax robber to sneak up on her like this, and it is taking all her restraint, as to not tare the jackass to shreds. And he even dares to speak in her ear and rub his snotty nose on her innocent neck; his warm breathe sending shivers down her spine.

Closing her eyes and silencing the voices battling inside her head, Kagura decides that here and now, she'll go along with it; just this once, she'll trust the Sadist!

Softly -amazing even himself- Okita Sougo begins to trail light kisses from the aliens neck and up to her earlobe; holding back from biting on it, in the last second. His hands, that up until now rest -incredibly- well-behaved on the monkey's -curvaceous- hips, start to wander up and along her limp arms; as the sandy-haired man repeats his ministrations on her right side. Surprisingly, the idiot isn't pushing him away nor trying to kill him, then again she's not responding to his advances either! Gliding his fingers over both her elbows, the young officer spins the Yato around in one swift move.

Biting her lower lip, Kagura dares not to move while her sadistic rival contaminates her bare skin, with his kisses and caresses; for there is this weird sensation in the back of her throat, threatening to burst out if she does so. With those filthy paws all over her, the Yato should be feeling nauseated, but all she feels is the goosebumps, prickling on her skin and a warmth wave, washing up her body from the tip of her toes to the point of her ears. Her heart is about to jump off her chest, her mind id getting hazy and the orange-haired is sure that she forgot how to breath; until a stronger grip on her arms, has her spinning and gasping for air.

Startled and in order to balance herself, Kagura reaches out for the gaki's upper arms; oceanic blue pools latch onto shimmering crimson orbs.

For some reason, the young Captain has no desire to treat the brat -the most annoying and stupid bitch that he has the great displeasure to be acquainted with-, the same way he treats his other preys. Raising his left hand up to China's ugly face, all the while holding her gaze on his, Sougo gently brushes some silky locks aside; tucking them behind her goblin ear. He then traces, ever-so-lightly, the contours of the Yato's chiseled face and tilts her chin up; glancing hungrily at her enticing rosy lips, Okita notices for the first time, how strangely his body is reacting to hers; the erratic way in which his -figuratively inexistent- heart is throbbing, the way her intoxicating scent dulls his thoughts, the way he's craving to touch her and the way his pants are getting uncomfortably tight.

They're staring, simply looking at each other's eyes; and Kagura cannot help but to feel entranced by his -uncharacteristic- warm and expectant gaze. It's like she's seeing this son of a female dog -the most self-centered bastard in the universe- under a complete new light. From her peripheral vision, the young girl registers the jerks hand lifting towards her face; though he looks so calm, so unbelievably normal that her natural instincts to block an eminent attack, vanish instantly. His fingers leave tingling trails wherever they touch; as the Sadist's undecipherable eyes shift momentarily downwards, the Yato's heart skips several beats and her lower belly coils up, anticipating what his next move will be.

And sure enough he leans in closer, closing his eyes; and as their lips touch for the first time, a surge of adrenaline courses through Kagura's body and soul.

Electrifying, that's what it felt like when their lips connected; a wave of thousand sparks and shocks, crossed through his whole being and his blood is boiling uncontrollably. He hasn't felt so alive in a very long time! It's a chaste kiss, simply lips to lips, though the overpowering sensations that this one kiss had over him, sent Sougo into an unexpected but welcome overdrive; he wants more, he needs more. The young man has only experienced such thrilling sensations, when his missions description, are to torture or to slay; for the sandy-haired, his occasional "interactions" with women are nothing more than an opportunity to explore certain activities and release accumulated stress. Pressing his mouth firmly to China's, Okita parts his lips and seductively traces the seam of the monkey's -very kissable- lips with the tip of his tongue; trying to cross this first gate.

Kagura maintains her eyes open through it all, too overwhelmed and stunned to react any differently; all that her clouded brain registers, -as she watches mesmerized- is the usual expressionless features of this sadistic douche, genuinely displaying true emotions! She admits it, it feels good, soft and warm; it feels amazing! Maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all, it sure does not feel as unpleasant and as agonizing as she was certain that it would be... And then it begins to feel weird, slobbery and wet; it feels wrong!? Keeping her lips tightly closed, she stares wide eyed at the Sadist's face; that it is slowly shifting from an impatient expression to a frustrated one -that Kagura quite enjoys seeing in his dick face-, the young girl cannot believe that the asshole is, FREAKING LICKING HER!

No matter how much strength and pressure Sougo applies with his tongue, he can't make his way past her lips; it's like they're glued together! He hates to be denied and refused, he hates to not be the one in control, he hates Hijibaka and he hates her! He never expected this "mission" -that's how he labeled it in his head- to be easy, and he definitely did not expect China girl to go along and comply with him without putting up a fight; but this is fucking RIDICULOUS! If this idiot is being this resilient about a damned kiss, he doesn't even want to think about the sex in itself. Okita Sougo is not a patient man, and this alien bug should know better than test his limits, any limits. Opening his eyes, to assess the situation, the young Captain is taken aback.

Separating their mouths instantly, and glaring menacingly at the Amanto, Sougo questions her in an extremely harsh tone "What the fuck are you doing?".

"Me? What the fuck are YOU doing yes!" Kagura spats out just as harshly; wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. "Keep that slimy tongue away from me!" she snorts in evident depreciation.

"Like this?" the sandy-haired says rhetorically; unexpectedly tilting the Yato's head to the side and licking her along her jaw line.

"HEEWGH!" Kagura interjects disgusted, attempting to push the Sadist away from her; to no avail, for the bastard holds her even strongly.

"Now, be a good monkey and close your fucking eyes!" Okita seethes demandingly, tightening his grip on her chin.

"AH! Like hell!" the orange-haired exclaims. Facing the Sadist defiantly, and sporting a lopsided grin she adds "Make me yes!".

Smirking devilishly at her words, Sougo sing-sangs "As you wish China Doll".

Without a moment's notice, Sougo kisses her full on the mouth. Taken by surprise the Yato slightly -and unwillingly- parts her lips; falling in the jerks trap. Roughly, his tongue slips inside her mouth, victorious! Her enraged eyes are locked on his -as she continues to effortlessly push him away-, though this time Okita is also staring back at her, provocatively, while holding her in place. And just like that, the atmosphere in the room turned to that of their usual sparring's in the Park; and this is now a challenge that neither one of them is willing to lose. Although, the moment the tip of Sougo's tongue found hers, the mighty Yato is instantly defeated.

Kagura jolted at the contact with the alien feeling, and her heart literally stopped -for an extent of time that would be considered medically impossible. Automatically she fists her hands on the gaki's vest for support, fearing that she won't be capable to stand on her own two feet no more. Her whole body is turning to jelly and that weird sensation in her throat is now itching. It is only when the Sadist begins to encircle and suck on her tongue, that the orange-haired' brain shuts off completely. Her bright blue eyes become glazed, heavy and unfocused, flickering uncontrollably in a vain attempt to remain open.

Never did a victory taste so sour; the bitch had most certainly been munching that sukonbu shit that she insists in calling a snack, though Sougo is too busy with their stare down contest to really be bothered by that. As he feels her hands tightening on his chest and her body relaxing, the young Captain takes it as a sign to start working his magic; knowing that it is just a matter of time for China girl to cave in, he'll be damned if he can't break her!

As he plays inside her mouth, exploring every nook and cranny, his eyes never leave hers. He can see that she's stubbornly resisting, so when her eyes gradually close, the sadistic prince can't help himself but to smirk smugly against the brat's lips; grabbing the back of her neck, to better deepen the kiss, Sougo allows himself to think of how this is the first time that a kiss feels good and exciting for him.

If she felt trapped before, now she feels imprisoned within his strong arms. No matter how hard she tries, she can't force her eyes open and despite her inhuman strength, the orange-haired can't bring herself to push the idiot away... she doesn't want to push him away. He has positioned one hand on her nape, while his other rests on the small of her back; massaging that spot ever-so-lightly as he continues to move his lips and tongue, which is driving her crazy! This is her first kiss -well, their third. Not that she's counting- and it feels exhilarating, way better than anything Kagura has ever experimented, it even feels better than food; and contrary to her beliefs, the Sadist tastes of mint toothpaste and smells of soap. If you can't beat them, join them, and that's exactly what she does. Regaining some of her bearings the young Yato reciprocates the sandy-haired' every movement; the itch in her throat becoming unbearable, making her absentmindedly moan.

Now that was sexily unexpected!

Yes, Sougo knew that the alien would eventually recollect herself, and yes he expected her to fight back in the only way she could giving the circumstances - by kissing him back. But this low, throaty moan was unpredictable; and caught him completely off guard. The moment the sound escaped her lips, it was Sougo's turn to scrunch up his eyes instantly and instinctively press his frame, impossibly closer to hers; for said sound triggered a pulsing sensation from down south and elicited a lustful groan from the young man as well, that didn't go unnoticed by the orange-haired. Immediately acknowledging what the "weird volume" pressed against her stomach is, Kagura out of surprise and shock -unintentionally- bites Okita's upper lip, hard enough to draw blood and to hit the brakes on their make-out session.

"That's the spirit monkey!" Sougo deadpannes; licking the blood off of his lip "Though, I am the S master here" he continues while his hands travel back to her waist, "don't get the roles wrong, slave." he interjects with a mischievous glint dancing in his eyes.

"I'm afraid your brain is malfunctioning yes!" Kagura retorts sarcastically; as she is being made to walk backwards. "You're a hundred years too early to..." she's saying in a superior tone, when her calves hit the bed board and she falls onto the mattress with an "Ooomph!" bringing the Sadist down with her.

"Before we proceed," straightening up and positioning his knees on each side of her body, straddling the Yato "we need a safe word." the sandy-haired announces.

" hng... Safe word?" Kagura asks, not really caring about what he's saying; while she wiggles to get free " We didn't come ...hng... here to talk yes!" she huffs annoyed as the tax robber purposefully puts more of his weight on her.

"I am perfectly aware of what we're here for." he declares in his stoic demeanor, slowly grinding his hips to let her know how aware he truly is " And that's exactly why we need a safe word," he goes on, watching delighted as her face is beet red and her breaths are becoming heavy "in S/M play it is required to...".

"WHAT S/M PLAY?!" the orange-haired growls snapping out and glaring daggers at the Shinsengumi dog "No S shit, you agreed to it yes!" Kagura reminds him, spiteful; pulling the asshole down -by the his cravat- to face her.

"I only agreed to fuck you." Sougo responds unfazed, but upon seeing her eyes shift from outraged to disappointed he proceeds -feeling once again the need to explain himself to the monkey- "I may get... out of hand, that's what the safe word is for, to stop me."

"Tsk... Who do you take me for?" Kagura scoffs in a calm and teasing manner, loosening her grip on his collar and never breaking eye contact "I'm not one of your breakable, weakling strays yes." her heart clenches as she utters those words, "I can stop you myself… baka Sadist!" she states, whirling them around in a flash to prove her point.

"Don't get so full of yourself China." is all Sougo can muster as he is now the one being straddled; with a -maniacally- grinning China sitting on his stomach. "Your Yato blood is no match for me, yes." he declares, mockingly miming her accent with a ghost of a smile playing on his lips.

"Kakatte koi yo! (=Bring it on!)" she defies him with a renewed determination. Emboldened by her dominant position and without a shred of hesitation, Kagura claims the Sadist's lips.

China's flaming determination further inflates Okita's own swelling resolve, and the young man gladly accepts her challenge, her kiss. However, and though the sandy-haired is itching to retake control, aching to touch and kiss back, and ultimately subdue the cocky brat, Sougo remains motionless and unresponsive under the Yato's feather-like weight; granting her this momentarily and oh so illusory upper hand, before he goes all out. This kiss feels different, it is hasty and sloppy -a clear demonstration of China's inexperience in the matter, but at the same time, this kiss is curious, eager and... trusting!?. Stupid, stupid China girl! She should know better than to surrender herself so easily, so willingly to the enemy; and for that he'll teach her a lesson that she'll never forget.

To be continued...

I know that this wasn't what you guys have been expecting, hontoni gomenassai!

But I hope you've enjoyed it anyways! :)

Until the next update,

Ja na!

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