Chapter 4 - DON'T SPOIL THE SERIES FOR THE SERIES!

Eren... Jaeger... Enter! I was in a search engine website called "Elgoog" and it apparently allows me to search the entire internet for whatever it is I searched for. This time, I have decided to search up my lovely cadet, Eren.

Eren Jaeger is the main character of a show called Attack on Titan (進撃の巨人 Shingeki no Kyojin)

"Attack on Titan...?" Now that I actually see it... That's been appearing a lot when we've been searching ourselves up.

"Oh, Attack on Titan? Apparently, that's the show we're in. Eren is the main character and you and I are known as supporting characters." Hanji explains, making herself a cup of tea. Allowing her words to sink in, I took action. My fist came in contact with the table and I exhale deeply.

"I... I'm a supporting character?" Me. The corporal. Is not considered a main character?

"Well, if you really do think about it, the teacher of a slice of life teenage comedy shows usually aren't considered main characters, so it's only reasonable. Suck it up." She laughs out loud as she slurps on her tea. Sighing, I cool myself down and sit back down.

Using the mouse, I continue to research Attack on Titan.

"Glasses, you said that we were in a show, right?" She raises an eyebrow and nods.

"That's right."

"Does that mean that each episode is a day in our lives or something like that?" I glance at her and she bursts out a smile. Placing her tea elsewhere, she runs over to me and sits next to me.

"There has to be a show about us! I'll look for it!"

We spent the next few hours trying to watch our show, which we didn't find so easily. The episode didn't load.

"That's strange... The characters look and sound just like us. How is that possible?" Hanji was able to find a small clip of us in a very famous video-sharing website called MeTube. I look at the screen as she switches the window.

"Go back."

"Look at this. We have voice actors. People voice act us." She places a hand on my shoulders and shake them. Don't worry, I stopped her with my fist.

I peer into the screen and try to locate my name.

"Click on me." She pokes me. "I'm serious."

Hanji laughs and clicks on the link for more information on me.

...

"Who the hell are Hiroshi Kamiya and Matthew Mercer? Why the hell can I speak so many languages?"

"They're your voice actors. Show some respect." I roll my eyes and she suddenly decides to hover the mouse cursor over a link that says Show Spoilers.

"Click it."

"No."

"What? Why?"'

"We can't spoil the series for the series."

"Hanji, I want to know about myself."

"Then wait for the new episode to come out."

I hit the table.

"CLick it!"

"NO!"

I snatch the mouse from her grasp and I widen my eyes.

Levi's full name is-

"Stop reading it!" Hanji immediately covers the screen and I take a deep breath.

His subordinates were k-

"Levi! Don't!"

I immediately looked away from the screen once I saw the letter 'k'. Getting up, I head to the door.

"Levi..."

Before leaving, I turn my head and look at her.

"Don't die in missions."

I turn the doorknob and open the door.

"O-Oh, Levi-heichou!" Petra was just about to open the door. I widen my eyes as I see her smile. "Is something wrong?"

I place a hand on her head and look away.

"Don't die on missions." She raises an eyebrow and I saw a hint of pink on her cheeks as she smiles slyly.

"Okay! I promise! I won't die on any missions. If I do, I'll die while under your command as a show of my loyalty." She smiles again and I clench my fist.

"... Alright."

"That's right! What were you and Major Hanji doing there?" She steps in and heads towards the computer. I place a hand on her shoulder and grip it tighly. "Heichou?"

"I... It's best if you don't know." I look at Hanji and signal her to change the window. She nods and does so.

"Petra! Come here, let's try looking for pictures of you." Hanji issues Petra to come next to her and I follow.

"Oh, I heard Eren say something about this computer thing."

I widen my eyes.

"What did he say?" She chuckles soflty and smiles.

"He just said to stay away from lemons."

Hanji bursts into laughter and I roll my eyes.

"Anyway, let's search up Petra Ral."

I hover above Petra and Hanji as she searches Petra up.

Petra Ral - Images

"Wha-"

Almost immediately, I cover Petra's eyes and Hanji closed the window.

"H-Heichou, what was that? That was me, wasn't it? On that tree?" I felt a few tears slip out of her eyes and onto my hands, damping them. "It wasn't just me, right, Heichou? It happened to everybody else, too, right?"

"I'm sorry you had to see that."

I clench her face.

"I'm sorry."

Without noticing, I saw Hanji open a new window and search up Levi x Petra.

"Wow. You guys are a pretty popular ship."

Almost immediately we push each other away and blush slightly.

"It's really cute, don't worry."

Later that night...

"Why did they have to search up something so depressing?" Erwin sighs as he scrolls through the history.

He smirks.

"They didn't know about this history feature?" He sighs in dissapointment and pinches the bridge of his nose. "I need to talk to Levi about what he does here. It might distract him from his work... I need to also make sure he stays away from Eren. Who knows what he does."