"I'm so bored." James announces.

I roll my eyes. James is always bored. But still, I remove my eyes from my Potions essay and look at him where he sits beside me. He's watching me, and I feel he's been watching me for a while – instead of doing his homework.

"What do you want me to do about it?" I ask.

He raises his eyebrows suggestively. "Well, you're my girlfriend."

"Oh yes, that's right." I say, standing up.

James makes to stand up too, a giddy grin forming on his face, but I push him back down with a gentle shove. Using my wand, I move the table my essay is resting on so it sits in front of him.

"There you go," I explain in response to his questioning look, "you need more practice on Amortentia."

I stride away from him, towards the girls dormitories. Hearing James' laugh behind me, I turn around just in time to see him shrug and pick up my quill.

A/N: I'm open to requests, so feel free to add something in your review along the lines of 'I'd like to see character A sass character B'.