A kitchen conversation for a grey Sunday afternoon...Sherlock in bold, John in Italics
Disclaimer: I don't own, we just play awhile...

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John I cannot see the reason

Why you are so very cross.

Where else should I store the toes?

Really John, I'm at a loss.

~O~

Sherlock don't you understand

The fridge is not for body parts?

Molly's happy if you want to

Store them in the lab at Bart's.

~O~

That means for each experiment

I'd have shower and get dressed

~O~

Welcome to the human race, you'll

Learn to behave like the rest

~O~

John you really ask too much,

Like all those idiots we see

You want me to conform to normal?

Really John, that is not me.

~O~

I'm not asking you to change, well

Not as much as you seem to think.

I only ask a little forethought

And no more experiments in the sink.

~O~

May I put them in the bath then?

Though kneeling there will hurt my knees

~O~

If you do then how the hell can I

Get showered, if you please?

~O~

But don't you see John, if we move

Them to the bath as I suggest

There'll be no need to shower

As I won't be getting dressed!

~O~

Sherlock for a genius you

Really can be such a berk!

Of course there is a need to shower

Some of us, you see, must work!

~O~

You work for me, and that being said

I keep you busy, there's no doubt

~O~

Sherlock you are such an arse

I've had enough, I'm going out!