A kitchen conversation for a grey Sunday afternoon...Sherlock in bold, John in Italics
Disclaimer: I don't own, we just play awhile...
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John I cannot see the reason
Why you are so very cross.
Where else should I store the toes?
Really John, I'm at a loss.
~O~
Sherlock don't you understand
The fridge is not for body parts?
Molly's happy if you want to
Store them in the lab at Bart's.
~O~
That means for each experiment
I'd have shower and get dressed
~O~
Welcome to the human race, you'll
Learn to behave like the rest
~O~
John you really ask too much,
Like all those idiots we see
You want me to conform to normal?
Really John, that is not me.
~O~
I'm not asking you to change, well
Not as much as you seem to think.
I only ask a little forethought
And no more experiments in the sink.
~O~
May I put them in the bath then?
Though kneeling there will hurt my knees
~O~
If you do then how the hell can I
Get showered, if you please?
~O~
But don't you see John, if we move
Them to the bath as I suggest
There'll be no need to shower
As I won't be getting dressed!
~O~
Sherlock for a genius you
Really can be such a berk!
Of course there is a need to shower
Some of us, you see, must work!
~O~
You work for me, and that being said
I keep you busy, there's no doubt
~O~
Sherlock you are such an arse
I've had enough, I'm going out!