Troubles with SPR: Lovestruck

It was yet another day at the SPR office. Taniyama Mai was happily sat at her desk with a ginormous smile, swinging her legs back and forth while she filed the papers she was assigned on. She was so very jolly today, and no one could understand why.

The colleagues, who were sat around the sofas, stared at the exultant brunette with caution.

"Anyone know why she's so odd today?" Bou-san whispered to the others, hands cupped around his mouth.

Ayako shook her head as she clutched onto her purse. "It seems as if she turned to an entire different person."

"Yes, indeed. Which is why we must do something about it," Yasuhara nodded, causing his glasses to glint.

"Perhaps one of you could ask her for a drink," Masako suggested, glancing at the employer's door.

John nodded in agreement with an awkward smile on his face.

And when everyone heard Naru's voice calling for tea, it was as if it was by coincidence.

Mai immediately stood up from her seat, her hands clasped against her pink tinted cheek. "How refreshing to hear Naru-chan call for tea at this time around!" She skipped towards the kitchenette.

The colleagues stared at the girl with a flabbergasted expression.

"N-Naru-chan?" Bou-san choked on his cold beverage.

Ayako's eyebrow began twitching. "She has never called him that before!"

"This is very exciting!" Yasuhara suddenly embraced Masako and John.

The two mature colleagues attempted to escape until Mai appeared shortly after preparing tea. She pirouetted her way to the employer's office and knocked on the door.

All the attention was onto her while she twirled inside Naru's office when she heard him bid her to enter.

Everything was frozen and dead silent as the others outside waited for Mai to stomp out of the narcissist's office in frustration like usual.

But what came out as a result was extremely unexpected.

The door to Naru's office was yanked open, causing the colleagues to suck in air from their mouth.

Mai jumped out from the employer's lair and landed on the floor like a dramatic princess. "Oh, to be scolded by Oliver Davis-sama! How could I not resist his smirks and his lack of manners?" Fake tears ran down her eyes while she tried to wipe them with a silk tissue — however she got it, no one would know.

"O-Oliver Davis-sama?!" the colleagues exclaimed, standing up in unison.

It became rather embarrassing when Lin came out of his office. Everyone — save for Mai — observed every move of his, eager to know what he would do.

"Taniyama-san," the older assistant acknowledged the younger one.

Mai instantly turned her attention to him. The girl suddenly stood and ran to her desk to resume her work. It was as if she understood what the Chinese man was going to say, and that made Lin confused.

Silence crept over the office until Yasuhara broke it by beckoning Lin over to the sofas.

"She's been acting peculiar all morning!" Yasuhara explained once Lin complied to sit with the colleagues with hesitation— which was very unusual as well.

"And she even called Naru-bou, and I quote, "Oliver Davis-sama!"" Bou-san whispered.

Lin looked bewildered for a moment. He was close to responding when Naru's door was yanked open.

"This isn't a place for you to gossip," the employer stated with irritation laced in his voice. "Leave unless you have important business."

"B-but —" the colleagues tried to change his mind.

"Out," Naru interrupted, raising his voice slightly.

"Ah, to hear Oliver Davis-senpai raise his voice at my friends! How arousing." Mai hugged herself tightly as she gazed lovingly at her boss.

All attention was turned to her. What .. ? Was what was on everyone's mind.

Naru appeared to be stunned for a moment until he cleared his throat at the sudden strange name calling. "Mai, I believe I have told you to not call me that here." He glared as the others continued to watch with amusement.

"Haah, to even have him give you a sexy glare at you without a second interrupted!" The brunette's cheeks were burning with a rare pink as she cupped them with her palms. "It's like a horse galloping across the auditorium while the cowboy hits its bottom with a whip!"

It was silent when all the colleagues — excluding Lin, Masako and John since they only had a smile — began to guffaw.

Naru nearly choked on his saliva. He had not just imagined her say that. He fixed himself and stalked back to his office. "Mai, office!" he ordered.

"Of course, Oliver Davis-sama!" Mai followed him with a short dance after.

Bou-san, Ayako and Yasuhara were crying their eyes out from laughing. Lin, Masako and John were stifling theirs and left out a mere smile.

"Aaah! Oliver Naru Davis-senpai, do more!" a certain brunette's moan managed to ring through the soundproof door.

Everyone stopped what they were doing and dirty things wormed through their heads. They all look at one another and without a second thought, barged into the employer's office.

What they saw was completely the opposite of what they were thinking, however.

Uhh .. ::NaruxMai::?

Well.. ahem. LOOL. I totally did not know what I was typing, so please don't mind the rushing and the many errors! Aahah. I didn't quite understand what was happening, myself, too, soo .. let's have you figure it out! :D And I apologize if this one is quite shorter than the other oneshots. ^_^ ''

I think I would like the following oneshots to be a mystery now, hey? Yes, yes. Let's do that. But if you want a preview of the other oneshots, make sure you let me know! hearts.