Why him? Why did Pein force him of all the Akatsuki members to be a watchdog over this woman?

He glanced back at her trying to keep up with his long strides, snorting under his breath at how easily out of breath she got.

If it was up to me she would've already been killed. What a nuisance….but at least she's not loud like that other pain in the neck.

He found this situation all too familiar, but that was Kisame's headache at the time. That short bad-tempered teen that magically appeared from another world. Now look whose turn it is to be babysitter.

It was bad enough to encounter the other one…such an annoying loud girl at that; she was almost like Hidan and he was bad enough.

At least this one is different and not too terrible of a travel companion, if only she wasn't so damn slow.

Why Pein volunteered him for this is a mystery, and knowing he has a short temper and would kill the woman regardless.

It probably had something to do with Hidan going with Itachi on a special mission that would need a jashinist's skills and that left him all alone, which he had hoped for some peace and quiet so had no objection to the zealot being transferred temporarily.

"You better pick up the pace unless you want to be left behind woman."

She cursed under her breath, "Then stop walking so fast." "Not my problem." It's only been a few days since she arrived, near the leaf village at that.

The miser was told Deidara and Sasori came across her, in odd clothing to boot, when she mentioned their names by accident. Naturally the blonde and puppet were suspicious and took her to the base.

Itachi had searched her mind and she knew a lot of information that no one should know about the Akatsuki, how he wasn't sure but from what the raven mentioned they were stories….characters. That loud mouth teen said the exact same thing so made him wonder if they were from the same era then.

He snorted at the mere thought but then again, maybe she was indeed from the future and their missions/battles were retold when their time ended; according to that silly boy Tobi that is.

"Kakuzu…huff…when are we going to call it a night?"

He replied gruffly, "We're staying at an inn this time." When he finally slowed down and she caught up to him she asked, "Why?" That answer made him instantly snap, "Are you complaining?"

The woman frowned, "No…I'm just curious." Arching a brow at her dismal attitude he sighed, "We're both in need of a bath and some decent amenities would be nice."

She nodded and glumly followed him inside, the miser paying for only one room which was cheaper; the only issue was the cheapest way was to get one bed too.

He would cross that problem later, for now, a nice hot bath and meal was in order. Shrugging off his black cloak, obviously hiding his Akatsuki one in his satchel to avoid being recognized; he instantly began narrowing his cold gaze at the woman who was walking the opposite way.

"Where do you think you're going?"

She muttered bluntly, "Looking for the women's bath obviously." "There isn't one." "I hate to ask this but why?" "This is a mixed residential bathing."

He almost laughed seeing the look on her face, not to mention reddening of the cheeks. "Have you lost your mind!? What if there're other men in there?"

He snorted and pulled off his shirt, arching a brow when her cheeks reddened even more and she quickly looked away. Is she checking me out?

The miser quickly put that absurd thought out of his mind and gruffly replied, "I'm not going through the trouble finding you if you escape so this way I can keep an eye on you still."

"You..You mean you did this on purpose!?" "Yes, now hurry up and get undressed." She muttered something under her breath and made him growl in irritation, "Come again?

She replied almost too innocently, "Nothing." "Unless you want me to kill you I suggest…" "Agh what is your problem!? I haven't done anything to you to make you hate me so much so why can't you lighten up? Damn are you ALWAYS in a bad mood!?"

Her little outburst took him by surprise, but that didn't last too long as leaned his massive height over her petite one snarling, "Just. Get. Undressed."

Before she stomped off to get a robe she snapped back, "I called you a pervert, happy now?" Growling like mad under his breath from the random remark he stripped the remainder of his clothes off and wrapped his towel around his waist, washing himself clean afterwards he kept muttering angrily.

Such an irritating stubborn woman!

Rinsing himself off he slid into the water and placed his towel on top of his head, slowly relaxing in the hot water and trying to calm down until he sensed her coming closer.

The towel was covering his eyes mostly, but secretly observed her small form none the less. She was looking everywhere to make as to not be seen even though no one was there, but her gaze lingered on him the most.

She didn't seem to suspect him watching her at all, so she turned around and slid into the water; he saw her entire backside and just stared.

She folded her arms on the edge and rested her head there, leaving the towel on the edge and seemed to be in deep thought.

She's very attractive I admit….just stubborn.

He smirked to himself at that thought because he's the same way so to speak, the only thing that caught his attention now was some men entering the bath now and quite frankly….he sensed trouble.

The woman slowly edged her way around underneath the water but one of them followed her, the miser observing what would happen and how she would react for his own amusement.

"Come on baby, don't be so shy and have some fun with me~"

The woman snapped, "Not interested and leave me alone!" The man was persistent and kept trying to grope her, which earned him a slap as the woman frantically got to the miser and hid behind him, well, beside him so to speak.

"Come on girl just let me….ngh…."

The miser snatched his wrist in an iron grip snarling, "Attempt to touch her again and I'll rip off your limbs one by one, I'm just in the mood."

The man didn't have time to respond when the miser hurled him into the opposing wall and arched a brow at the woman getting out of the water wrapping the towel around her.

He mused, "You complained about being seen in front of other men and yet you don't mind letting me see you."

The woman huffed and ran off, and if the miser didn't know any better she was crying from the way her shoulders were hunched and covering her face with a free hand.

*After his bath and eating his meal, he found the woman in the bedroom on the bed still sniveling. He practically rolled his eyes at her childish behavior but sat next to her to ask, "What's wrong?"

It took her a minute before she whispered, "Why didn't you stop him?" "I did stop him." "Only when I was right there at you! Was some pervert trying to grope me amusing to you!?"

Kakuzu was silent on that remark and heard her sniff, "What did I see in you? You're nothing but a damn asshole."

The miser's anger flared up tenfold and jerked the woman onto her back, practically straddling the small frame and resting his hand onto her throat.

He wanted nothing more than to squeeze the life out of her, oh he wanted to but….he couldn't. Her first words just rang through his mind….what did she see in him? Did that mean she had a crush on him?

Not to mention those wide sapphire orbs were just….doing something for him. Growling under his breath he leaned closer but loosened his hold on her, "If I didn't give a damn I would've let him have his way with you but the fact I intervened….mph…"

His emerald eyes widened when the soft pair of lips connected with his tough ones, the miser was actually in shock the woman had the nerve to do that…and to him of all people.

When she timidly pulled back he wasn't sure what to do except to return the gesture. This answered his question; she DID have a thing for him.

Firmly molding his lips on the delicate ones he felt her mouth part for much needed air, growling under his breath he slipped his tongue inside and caressed her own very delicately.

He had no idea why he was participating, maybe he was getting soft, but he rather liked what's happening right now. The smooth arms wrapped around his bulky neck to deepen the smoldering kiss, letting the strong hands slowly untie the sash on her robe and gaining access to what's underneath.

The woman was soft, and very timid to say the least. Disengaging the kiss he could in her eyes she wanted him, but was embarrassed.

He growled under his breath, "You have some nerve to insinuate something like this and not go through with it Olivia." The woman blushed and murmured quietly, "You finally said my name."

Chuckling under his breath he grumbled, "So what? That doesn't mean I'm going to stop." Her breaths grew rapid when he latched his mouth on a perky pebble, her soft whimpers egged him on to apply more pressure and massage the soft mounds.

He found it rather cute the way she kept tugging his tresses, arching a brow when she gained the courage to untie his own sash and let the robe fall off his broad muscular frame.

He felt like boasting when he tossed it to the side, it was obviously she liked what she saw and made him faintly smile if not for the lust clouding his senses.

He didn't hesitate to lift her thighs up and align his length against her heat, pushing in almost too quickly and causing her pain.

Grunting under his breath he leaned down and attacked those soft lips again, immediately rocking his hips back and forth at a firm pace despite her pained whimpers from his size.

He didn't intend to be so rough but it was his nature, though the sounds from the woman began to change to more erotic pleasured noises.

The miser panted and even snarled from time to time from how good it felt; secretly glad she wasn't the loud type. The sounds were sweet and soft with occasional mewls of pleasure until near the end, he thrusted harder and more vocal moans erupted from her throat and buried his face into the crook of her neck.

He didn't want to come yet, it was too soon for his liking, but he lost track of how many years its been. The woman finally arched her back and found release, fighting it back for as long as she could as a deep baritone growl escaped from the miser's lips and spilled his seed inside her.

Both were shaking slightly from their climaxes, the miser slowly pulling out and collapsing next to the woman who weakly curled up next to him.

He arched a brow down at her before brushing a few strands away from her eyes smirking, "I hope you'll insinuate this again very soon Olivia."

TBC:
Just a random idea I got today, and it's hard to explain what's happening but just go with it.

Different OC's from fanfic having oneshots with the Aksatsuki lol

OK updated and got oc's for all akatsuki (except Konan, I don't have to do her but she needs some fun too I think and I've never about her yet lol)