Mary Sues are like generic aspirin. Although they go by different names and are bought at different stores, deep down, they are all aspirin. Same goes for Mary Sues. Although they go by different names, and are found in different (but not in the slightest way original) stories, we all know they are still the same evil Mary Sue.

Now bask in the glory of my Mary Sue fic written at 1 AM on a Tuesday Morning, crappily written, as you have come to expect in Mary Sue fics.

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My Name is Mary Sue and I Love Hiead Gnr. I know he's evil and cruel; cold and heartless, but I know deep down, he's really a loving and caring guy. Of course, I can change all this by threatening his chances of becoming a pilot. I'll stun him and the other candidates with my gorgeous body and ultra powerful EX (after all, I am the sister of Teela Zain Elmes). I'll quickly become one of the top 5 candidates, easily beating my love and his rival. Naturally, beating him down and shattering his dreams will make him definitely fall in love with me! He'll wrap me in his arms, tell me he loves me, and tell me how he was never happy until I came. Then he will passionately kiss me, for I am Mary Sue, and I write the rules.
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How many Mary Sue fics have you read that are almost exactly the same as this? If this sounds like one of your stories, quit now, stop writing on ffnet. We don't need you or you OOC characters and your AU s.
PLEASE! I WELCOME AND ENCOURAGE FLAMES! Defend your generic, mass produced little girls! I could use a laugh.