I had this idea in my head for a while and when I told my friend, whom found it hilarious, it gave me energy to write this.

What I plan for this is following the P3P storyline and dialogue, however it will contain a mix of the female protagonist's social links with the male protagonist dialogue and choices for the story. AKA some of the relationships that the female has, Minato has in this story. but some social links I have left alone, since some are the same.

And it will be hilarious.

But, the rating may be T, although it will change to M for specific chapters...

Ya' know, those moments in the social links. And luckily, I will inform you prior to giving out those chapters.

But for those whom want to know more about this, let me ask you a question;

What if Minato was gay?

Time never waits.

It delivers all equally to the same end.

You, who wish to safeguard the future,

however limited it may be...

You will be given one year;

go forth without falter,

with your heart as your guide...

Minato's P.O.V

[April 6th, 2009; Monday; ?]

My head sways along with the movement of the train as I try to focus on the music in my headphones.

What a strange dream I had...

I hope I never eat my aunt's mushroom bento ever again, because man, dreaming of a weird dude with a huge nose can not be healthy for me.

At least the assistant was cute though. Or well, the shape of said assistant.

Suddenly, I hear the familiar buzz of the train's PA speaker. Taking off my headphones, I listen to the train conductor;

"Due to a malfunction in the swinging system, today's rail schedule has been greatly altered. We apologize to any customers who were in a hurry. The next stop is Iwatodai..." And then after collected groans from passengers up front, I made sure I had all my stuff before settling back into a slight slumber.

XXI

I awoke again to the train conductor;

"Iwatodai. This is the final train bound for Tatsumi Port Island. Please take care to board before our departure."

I stretched before grabbing all of my stuff, and got off the train.

Although, I wish it wasn't so late, as I traveled through the streets. It's near midnight and the place was slowly becoming hella creepy.

[Dark Hour]

"...?" What the...

The scenery changed colors, morphing into a ill green and the sky turned a darker, evil, hue.

Something about the atmosphere seems odd...

...

It would probably be best to hurry to the dorm, and very quickly at that. I rushed towards the top of the hill, where said dormitory was located.

But as I walked from the station, I noticed on the street that there were coffin or something similar was lined along the deserted city.

And the gigantic moon seemed to be more eerily than ever before.

With a twisted feeling in the pit of my stomach, I rushed towards my destination.

Gekkokan High School, Iwatodai Dorm...

Looking away from the tall building, and focusing mainly on the admission pamphlet in my hand.

This will be the place where I will be staying until my graduation...

With a bored daze upon my face, I walked in, back slouched and arms in pocket, ready for the most boring year of my life...

Oh the irony.

XXI

[April 6th, 2009; Monday; Dark Hour]

"Welcome." I jumped slightly, turning around, only to be faced with A strange blue-haired, blue eyed boy dressed in striped clothing.

How cute.

"You're late." He had huffed, "I've been waiting for a long time." Holding up a piece of paper, looking with sparkly eyes.

There's that uneasy feeling again...

"If you want to proceed, the please sign here. It's a contract." Okay that just made it worst.

As if the boy could sense my uneasiness, he smiled with a bright aura; "There's no need to be scared. It only binds you to accepting full responsibility for your actions."

Looking more carefully on the paper, I notice something was written on the paper he held out.

"I chooseth this fate of mine own free will."

Simple enough. I took out a pen that I had in my pocket and wrote my name; Minato Arisato with careful precision.

With an uneasy look, the young boy said, "... Very well. Time is something no one can escape. It's delivers us all to the same end." He took another breath, "Wishing won't make it go away."

He said the end with a smile; "And so it begins..."

And with that, he had disappeared from thin air, almost melting in the darkness...

I hope I would meet him again. He was a weird, but nice kid.

"Who's there!?" Oh shit it's the popo, I turned around once again to only be greeted by a brunette girl with a pink uniform on.

"How can you be... But it's...! Don't tell me..." Looking at her hand, it seemed like she was carrying a gun...

The hell?! I didn't even do anything!

"I-" My mouth was about to say, until another girl's voice rang out, shocking the other one;

"Wait!"

XXI

[April 6th, 2009; Monday; Evening]

"The lights..." The first girl whom seemed to have an obsession with pink said in almost an awed tone.

I had to hold the urge to roll my eyes, as the other girl, with red princess hair, lead us into what seemed to be the lounge of this place.

"I'd didn't think you'd arrive so late. My name is Mitsuru Kirijo. I'm one of the students who live in this dorm." I slightly bowed and shook her hand. Looking over to the pink girl, I attempted to do the same thing, but she just upright growled at me.

"... Who's he?" She said in the most coldest tone that would probably refreeze Antarctica if need be.

But it seemed Mitsuru didn't notice as she went on;

"He's a transfer student. It was a last minute decision to assign him here. He'll eventually be moved to a room in the normal dorm."

Normal dorm? Wasn't this a "normal" dorm. The heck? Eh, that was probably why they had guns. Some people just like weird things.

"... Is it for him to be here?" Wow she really sucked at whispering, damn.

" I guess we'll see..." Kirijo said in a much more quiet tone, but loud enough so I could hear. Probably not intentional, but eh.

"This is Yukari Takeba." She coughed slightly, "She'll be a junior this spring, just like you." Kirijo motioned to Yukari, who just sighed and shuffled her feet.

"... Hey." She muttered underneath her breath.

Only one thought crossed my mind, only one thought. And it was...

Wow what a bitch.

"Nice to meet you." I said dully, looking over to the side.

She seemed shocked, but said in a nervous tone; "Uh, y-yeah... Nice to meet you too..."

Please, dear lord, that she will not anywhere near someone he would considered a "friend".

If that ever were to happen, someone will have to shoot me. Oh! Speaking of shooting people and what not;

"Why do you have a gun?" I tilt my head, still most possibly wearing a poker face. I tried to analyze her actions to see if she would lie,

"Huh?" She looked surprised, "Um, well it's sorta like a hobby..." Yukari sweated, tugging at her choker once or twice. "Well, not a hobby, but..."

Wow she is really bad at trying to hide a secret, damn.

Lucky for her, Mitsuru intervened; "You know how it is those days... It's for self-defense." She paused before saying, "It's not a real gun, of course."

I had the strangest feeling that they were hiding something. But I suppose the rest was okay and slightly close to the truth. I didn't really care, but it was kind of funny watching them be so nervous.

Ah, yes, I had another question. "Is this a girls' dorm?" Please do not let this be a girls' dorm, please, please, please.

"No, it's not, but... Umm, how should I explain it...? Yukari, in my silent surprise, was the one to reassure me.

But that still that didn't really explain the conditions of the dorm, well, before Mitsuru piped in once again.

"Unlike other buildings, this one's co-ed. It's not your typical dorm, though. I'll explain it to you later when I get a chance." Still as mysterious as ever, this dorm.

"It's getting late," Mitsuru suddenly looked over at the clock. "So you should get some rest. Your room is on the second floor, at the end of the hallway." She took a breath, ,Your things should already be there.

"Oh..." Yukari piped in, "I'll show you the way. Follow me."

Ugh, I silently thought, but followed her nether the less, attempting to be as far from her as need be.

XXI

We arrived at the end of the corridor on the second floor, and Yukari huffed.

"This is it... Pretty easy to remember, huh?" She sounded peppy, but fell silent again, looking away, "... Since it's right at the end of the hall." She laughed awkwardly.

"Oh yeah," she said looking over to me, "Make sure you don't lose your key, or you'll never hear the end of it... So, any questions?"

"Yeah. What was that contract for?" She seemed confused and replied with a frown,

"... What contract?" She furrowed her brow and crossed her arms, and I shook my head, saying quietly 'nevermind' and decided to ask another one.

"Does that kid live here too?"

It seemed to make it even worse, as Yukari's frown had deepen. "What kid? What are you talking about?" She laughed nervously, "... C'mon it's not funny."

"What's not funny?" I matched her frown and shrugged, repeating a never mind.

It seemed she had no idea what I was talking about, I probably imagined it since I was pretty beat.

Yukari suddenly spoke, "Um... Can I ask you something? On your way here from the station, was everything okay?"

Minus the coffins and creepy sky, sure. I said with a simple "Yeah."

The brunette looked relieved, "I see... Never mind, then."

"What do you mean?" Now I was curious, did she want to know about the coffins?

Yukari groaned in irritation; "You know what I- ... Never mind. It seems like your alright."

I didn't know what she meant by that but I shrugged, then she started talking again with a sigh.

"Well, I better get going..." And she started walking, but then she stopped, looking over her shoulder she called out, "Um... I'm sure you still have other questions, but let's save them for later, okay? Good night." Then she was gone for real.

I blinked for a few seconds, and sighed, entering my room in silence.

It seemed everything was okay with the bedroom, and I plopped sdown on the bed without changing my clothes, I was just too tired. Eh, I'll change in the middle of the night.

This dorm though... It seems interesting enough, although all the people I've met were girls... But I guess they're okay.

Except Yukari, screw her.

I pondered who else lived in the dorm, but was too tired and found myself sound asleep minutes later.

And we are done! Whew, I hope this was a pleasant read, I tried my best, with looking from the script of the game.

Just to remind you guys, reviews really help with encouraging me! So, if you have time, send me some!

Ah, yes, just in case I wasn't as clear as before, this story will contain some yaoi, specifically MAX social links in the Star, Fortune and Moon Arcanas. (Maybe even more. We just don't know), but at most this would contain shounen ai. So if you are one to dislike same gender relationships, please, refrain from complaining about it and just leave this alone.

Well, I guess that's it for today, I hope you have a good day!

~Ammy