Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. I am merely a fan and this is my favourite story. I love the characters and I love ZONA. With there being a lack of ZONA at the moment in the manga I decided to write a set of fanfics for them.

Authors Note: To those of you who may have read my first ever fic 'Snap Shots' thank you again for your kind feedback. I finally reached my goal of over 100 reviews! I will try to continue to make the characters of OP as true to the original as possible.

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I hope you enjoy this next story. Please review and let me know what you think. I will accept critiques to as I would like to develop my writing skills as a whole.

Body Swap

Chapter 1

When the pirate doctor Trafalgar Law decided to quit his role within the marines and temporarily join the straw hat crew to reach his own dream of destroying Doflamingo, he had no idea what he was letting himself in to.

Law sat at the table in the kitchen with the rest of the straw hats. He was squashed between the cyborg and the pirate hunter. The latter was arguing with their captain and trying to stab his stretching arms to prevent him eating his food. The cyborg, apart from taking up a lot of space in general, was showing off to his younger companions.

The room was noisy and anything but dull. It took a lot to get used to it. The initial shock having subsided Law had adjusted to the straw hats and come to like them, but, well, every now and then a person needed some space or else they would blow.

Law knew when he first met Luffy that he was… for want of a better word… crazy, weird, unique…but his crew members seemed to be just as insane as he was. When he had first met them all he had been impressed with their team work, loyalty and battle experience. Sitting at the table with them now made it difficult to remember those times. Law had experienced eating with a group of people before, the noise, discussion, laughter, cheering and so on but with this crew it was very different. The past few meal times had also resulted in some emotional outbursts from members of the crew, in particular, between the green, black and blonde haired guys and the feisty red head.

Don't get him wrong, Law found it interesting to watch their interactions in a way. It was definitely entertaining, but recently as they got closer to their destination he found himself growing more anxious and irritated at little things. Spending so much time together in one place was enough to drive anyone mad and make the small things no longer small and they soon became some huge issue that had to be dealt with.

At first it was the general stuff of arguing with their captain for his lack of manners. Then it was the regular fights between the cook and swordsman. Although Nami had reassured him this was a normal daily occurrence, he found it hard to believe. He suspected that part of it was a training exercise and an excuse to spa, but at the same time he had noticed that each fight was often triggered by something the blond man said to the red headed navigator. Then there was the navigator herself against practically the rest of the men on the ship…she snapped and moaned and dictated to most of them. Although he couldn't blame her half the time, their captain was incapable of strategy, the skeleton and cook were perverts and the swordsman was lazy... She was definitely the brains of the operation and in order to make them respect and listen to her she had to take charge. Sometimes though she was quick to lose her temper and hit someone over the head. Quite often that ended up being Luffy himself, who tended to bounce back, or the serious swordsman who tended to stare at her for a long time envisioning ways to take her to hell.

Law had managed to tolerate a lot lately and at times enjoyed himself a little, not that he would openly admit it. But he had a plan to achieve and was focussed on his goal. He did not want the straw hats to screw that up and their behaviour only fed his nerves more.

Sitting with arms crossed and a vein throbbing in his temple Law tried to ignore the commotion by closing his eyes and tapping a foot. Becoming more aware of the other two guests on the ship, the small boy who could turn into a dragon – Momonsuke, and his father, the giant samurai - Kinemon, fighting amongst them selves for their female companions attention, he gritted his teeth. Then the skeleton and cook pitched in when the raven head asked the boy and the little reindeer about their next bath. Law gripped onto his arms and opened his eyes, perhaps eating would help him focus on something else, he thought. He looked down at his plate and noticed some of the food was missing. A hand then reached over and snatched the remainder of his meal. It was the last straw.

Law slowly pushed himself away from the table and rose from his seat. The other members of the crew barely noticed, except for the raven haired female whose eyes were as keen as a fox. Law uncrossed his arms and looked at the crew one by one. They were completely oblivious. Cracking his fingers together he disappeared in a flash of a light and swept around the room touching a majority of the crew members one at a time. The room went silent.

"Um, what was that just now?" They all turned to look at Zoro. His voice seemed a little higher in tone than it usually was. Zoro in turn looked at them, his eyes finally falling on the navigator in front of him.

"What the hell?" their navigator said as she returned the swordsman's gaze.

"ARGHHHH!" a feminine scream came out from Zoro's body…it was extremely unusual. Zoro pulled himself away from the table and started to pat down his own body, as if he was swarming with insects. He looked down at his hands and then up again at the navigator.

The navigator was also wearing an unimpressed expression as she looked down at her hands and the unexpected cleavage below her chin. Her attention was drawn from her own body to that of the broad green haired one before her, who was staring right back with a look of horror on his face.

"Nami?" the voice of the doctor spoke from beside her, waving a hoof in front of her face. Nami pushed the hoof away, her gaze fixed on Zoro.

"No Nami-san…does this mean you are in that brute's body?" Chopper asked with a pained expression on his face. Zoro and Nami looked at the little doctor. It did not sound at all like him.

"Sanji?" Nami asked from inside Zoro's body.

Chopper looked up from Zoro and then to Nami, looked at his hooves and then shook his head in despair.

"So does this mean I am in Sanji's body?" the shrill voice of the cook said suddenly dancing around in a panicked state.

"hahahaha" a boisterous laugh came from the cyborg that was rolling around finding the scene amusing.

"This isn't funny!" Chopper shouted in anger (well Sanji in Chopper's body). He went to kick the man but was grabbed by the scruff of the neck from Nami (Zoro).

"Don't do anything rash with Chopper's body" Nami (Zoro in Nami's body) warned.

"Umm am I in Luffy's body?" Luffy's voice suddenly sounded shaky and nervous.

"That means I must be in yours" Usopp's voice was deep and gruff. The sniper looked at the hunk of metal that stopped rolling around next to him then said, "I assume Luffy is in my body" He paused to look as their captain suddenly realised he was no longer able to stretch but had weapons under his control. His eyes lit up into stars and he started to try to press buttons he found in random places. Usopp (Franky) was unimpressed and soon started to fight with their captain to stop him from touching things unnecessarily.

"Arrrghhh! I have no flesh!" Brook screamed out. They thought at first he was telling another one of his famous jokes, but when he didn't end it in his usual 'I don't have any as I am already dead' type tone, they realised something was wrong. Especially when Kinemon started to cry and Mononsuke wore a shocked expression, followed by a wide smile as he stared at Robin's chest and then ran up to her to try to embrace her lovingly. Robin sprouted arms and forced the child back.

"LAW!" Sanji shouted (from inside Chopper's body). He had half the mind to strangle the man and beat him to a pulp until he undid what he had done. Last time it wasn't so bad, after all he was in Nami's beautiful body, but now it was no laughing matter. He scanned the room to look for the one responsible.

"Give it a rest, he's already gone" Nami (Zoro) said with a dull tone to her usually sweet voice.

Chopper (Sanji) turned on her to give a piece of his mind, when he stopped and starred for a moment at the red head, who gave him a cold glare. He was taken back by such an expression. Coming from his beautiful swan it wasn't something he was used to. He wanted to beat the moss head fair and square, demanding he leave Nami's body at once. He thought about beating up Zoro's body but as Nami was it's occupier now she would only feel pain and he couldn't do that to her. Instead he clenched his hooves into fists and sat down on the table with a thud, like a child having a tantrum.

Nami (in Zoro's body) stood up and slammed a fist onto the table to draw their attention. An expression of shock appeared on his face when the table split in two…it became evident Nami was not able to control the power of the swordsman's body. Ignoring the mess Zoro (Nami) coughed and then said "like last time we will have to find a way to make this work until we find Law and ask him to change us back to normal" he turned to look at Luffy, "Usopp do you still have the badges of us?"

Luffy (Usopp) nodded, "yes, but I will have to make some for those who weren't changed last time" he concluded, and then went to work on sorting things out.

While Usopp was occupied with sorting out a way for them to identify each other with more ease, Nami (Zoro) stood up and went to leave the room. A figure which he recognised from seeing in the mirror every day appeared before him, with arms crossed and foot tapping on the floor. The mannerisms were definitely not his own.

"And where do you think you are going?" Zoro (Nami) asked with a scowl.

"To find Law" Nami (Zoro) scoffed with a shrug, and then went to walk past himself.

Zoro (Nami) lifted a hand and placed it on the body in front of her, her own body, she stepped to the side and forcibly pushed Zoro back, causing him to stumble a little and land on the table, knocking items aside and smashing a plate.

"Shit! I didn't mean to hurt myself!" Zoro (Nami)shouted, looking at her own hand and running up to her body to examine it.

"Hey get off!" Nami (Zoro) complained, becoming more irritated that he was unable to fight her off with ease. From an outsider's perspective it looked a little like Zoro was forcing himself on Nami who was desperately trying to escape his grasp.

"If only I had a camera" Robin spoke up with a grin as she sipped at her drink and watched the commotion from a distance.

"Robin-Chan are you not affected?" the voice of the doctor said. Although Robin knew it was the cook. She was less impressed with the cook being inside the cute doctors body than she was with Franky.

"Done!" Luffy (Usopp) suddenly announced, gaining his friends attention.

Commanding order once more Zoro (Nami) organised the crew.

"Right, that should do it!" Zoro (Nami) announced with pride as she looked at her friends and smiled.

"I feel like an idiot" Nami (Zoro) said. He was ignored.

"So for the time being, I am Zoro" Nami announced, "Zoro is me" she continued, "Luffy is in Franky, Franky is in Usopp, Usopp is in Luffy, Sanji is in Chopper, Chopper is in Sanji, Kinemon is in Brook, Brook is in Mononsuke and Mononsuke is in Kinemon"

They all nodded. She had figured it all out quicker than they had themselves. They each fiddled with the badges on their foreheads.

"Right…In order to make sure we don't do anything to harm one another's bodies and have help with learning how to control each other's bodies should we be attacked, we must pair up with the person who is our opposite" she looked at some puzzled faces. "So Chopper and Sanji, you need to stick close to each other. Sanji will find it difficult to control your body changes Chopper and will need help with cooking." The pair nodded in agreement. "Brook I suggest you stick close to our two guests. Usopp, I trust you to manage our captain along with Franky." Franky and Usopp nodded in agreement. Nami turned to look at herself, "and you…you have to stick by me"

Zoro scoffed then studied his own body for a minute. His gaze was a little intense and caused Nami to step back. She felt herself hit a wall as he approached and grabbed at his swords. The action was a surprise. She was amazed at how cold he could make her appear. "Hey!" she argued as he manhandled her. She found it weird every time she spoke to hear his voice and a little weirder that her own hands were being so rough.

"It's not like you know how to use them" he answered, tying the swords to his new slim waist, having felt a little lost without them. He paused as his stomach rumbled then placed a hand on his new bare midriff, "Don't you eat?" he asked amazed at how hungry he felt. Turning he went to grab some food from the table but was stopped by a rough hand grabbing his slim wrist.

"Hey, while you are in my body you cannot do as you please!" his own voice shouted at him. He stepped back a little as a bowl of fruit was forced under his chin. "I have a figure to keep!" Nami stated. He sighed and knew he better listen to her otherwise his life could become a living hell very quickly.

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A/N: Shorter than my usual posts, but I wanted something out there to see in the New Year! I never realised how difficult it would be to write the characters as they are someone else. As you can tell, in future chapters you will read characters names as in their personalities…you will need to remember which ones are in which bodies! I will need to remind myself to! Hopefully it won't confuse you all too much!

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