~Chapter 15- Fun Times with Ashela the Shemale~

(A/N: Okay, I had Ashela suggested to me by Slightly Disturbed Cookie Girl yesterday, and I just NEED to pose as the shemale! I'll try to do Will later, but I'm being dragged to a relative's house and that's gonna make it difficult. I am bringing my laptop though. That's a plus. Anywho, y'all didn't come here to watch me ramble, so enjoy dah chappie!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuroshitsuji. If I did, Claude would be transferred to heaven so his skin will shrivel up from the love and kindness heaven has to offer.

Angela: Hello, my name is Angela Blanc, and what is yours?

Cleverbot: Your full name is Sara Andrea Joy Krieger?

Angela: No, it is Angela Blanc. I want to know your name.

Cleverbot: Please tell me.

Angela: Please tell me, what is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Angela: Thank you Cleverbot. Do you go on this website often?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

Angela: Ah, you see, this is my first time on here, and I don't know what we should be talking about.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's cool. Last night I talked to someone else.

Angela: Who?

Cleverbot: Myself.

Angela: Oh, okay then... Are you human?

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer.

Angela: A computer..? What is that?

Cleverbot: He is kind of like your grandfather.

Angela: Okay.. What do you like to do as a hobby?

Cleverbot: Sing.

Angela: Lovely, as a hobby, I like to exterminate anything that happens to be impure or dirty.

Cleverbot: I like that you like that I like that you don't like that I hate that you dislike that I like it.

Angela: What?

Cleverbot: My biological family.

Angela: What's so bad about your biological family?

Cleverbot: Nothing is bad about the earth.

Angela: Oh... Okay, where do you live?

Cleverbot: Northwest.

Angela: Northwest? I reside in London.

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

Angela: Barrymore Estate, Cleverbot. Why do you need to know?

Cleverbot: I am.

Angela: Uh-um, Cleverbot? Is it okay if I take a quick break?

Cleverbot: Sure.

Angela: Thank you, it's just that I have places to be. Now good bye, it was nice chatting with you!

Cleverbot: Are you writing a story right now?

Angela: N-no, but there is a creepy girl sitting behind me writing every word we say...

Cleverbot: Nothing is everything.

Angela: How so?

Cleverbot: Life is living. 42 is the meaning of everything.

Angela: Doesn't forty-two stand for death?

Cleverbot: What does not what?

Angela: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: I like you.

Angela: Why, thank you.

Cleverbot: *hugs you more*

Angela: I'm sorry, but I must go.

Cleverbot: Why?

Angela: Because... I have to clean dishes.

Cleverbot: You're a robot. You don't have a room.

Angela: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: You are artificial.

Angela: No, I'm not. I'm an angel. Now can I please leave?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Angela: Thank you, good bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: You're saying goodbye to yourself?

Angela: I'll see you next time!

Cleverbot: Yes. Goodbye.

(A/N: Woo! Done! And sorry I didn't do William yet, but I promise he'll be in this next chapter. Thanks for reading and if you have a character to suggest, please put it in a review! It'll make me very happy :D Bye!)