(A/N: I decided to pose as Ciel Phantomhive and go on Cleverbot. These are the results.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Ciel Phantomhive or Cleverbot. Although it would be fun to own them.

~Introduction~

Ciel: Sebastian told me to go on this website, so here I am.

Cleverbot: No, for I carry the Emperors will as my torch.

Ciel: That didn't have anything to do with our conversation.

Cleverbot: You didn't say.

Ciel: Would you like for me to introduce myself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Ciel: Alright then, I am the Earl Ciel Phantomhive.

Cleverbot: THE Phantom?

Ciel: No, Phantomhive is my last name. It's very unique.

Cleverbot: Is that the best topic you could think of?

Ciel: This is only my first time on this site.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I've been here a couple of times before. It's nice.

Ciel: What is your name?

Cleverbot: I don't like to give out personal information.

Ciel: So you like your privacy.

Cleverbot: No I don't. I said I need your help.

Ciel: Help with what? You aren't making any sense!

Cleverbot: I am a woman I rarely make sense.