Visiting Fairy Tail:My idiot Twin

Rogue and Sting go to Fairy Tail to visit Natsu and Gajeel. All goes well until Sting accidentally pushes Rogue into Cana's beer, causing it to spill all over the floor. Rogue x Cana.

**********Request by dragonofhellsflame***********************

**As always feel free to make couple requests in Fairy Tail or any anime that I have watched (my list of anime/cartoons are on my page) Also, they can be crack pairings or even homosexual pairings. (ok with it because I myself am one.)

Rogue looked at the sign, Fairy Tail. Him and His twin stood in front of the doors of the official Fairy Tail guild. Forsch stood next to Lector behind them.

"You ready to see them, again?" Sting asked looking at Rogue giving him a smirk.

"Your the one who suggested it." Rogue said a blank expression on his pale face. Rogue's black hair blue in the wind and his black flapped to the side.

"You wanted to go as much as I did." Sting added, teasing him.

"To bad we had to ride a train to get here." Lector said, walking beside Sting.

"Fro thinks so to." Frosch said smiling at no one in particular.

Sting cringed at the thought. The ride was three hours, three hours of motion sickness. Sting held his hand on his stomach.

"Ugh don't remind me." Sting sighed.

"..Let's go." Rogue said, opening the doors of Fairy Tail. His eyes widened slightly at what he saw. Natsu was fighting a blue haired man breaking chairs and tables. People were arguing, drinking, and some laughing.

"Whoa what the hell is going on in here?" Sting said to himself entering the guild. Lector followed assessing the situation.

"Hey look! It's Sting and Rogue, Happy!" Natsu screamed pinning Gray to the ground. The commotion in the guild seemed to stop and people stared at the group.

"Hey! What's up?" Natsu said walking to Sting and Rogue. Natsu had a wide grin on his face. Happy flew above him. Gajeel also started walking up to them. Pantherlily shadowing behind him.

"So have you came back for a fight?" Natsu asked, smirking.

"Nah just to visit.. and Rogue here wants to get your autograph." Sting said joking. Rogue sent him a glare.

"Fro agrees." The green cat called behind him, making everyone around him laugh.

"Come on let's get a drink." Natsu said and people started to get back to their usual conversation. Natsu walked up to the bar followed by Gajeel and Sting. Rogue hanged back looking lightly over at the people he passed. He was assessing them by strength and personality. It's something he learned to do at Sabertooth since no one was to be trusted.

There was a large man with white hair and a scar running down his face. Although, his huge statue he seemed to be gentle with things. Next, was a woman with blonde hair tucked to the side. She had key rings on the loop of her belt... A celestial mage. He thought her name was ...Stacy or Lucy. Not that he cared much. Lastly at the bar, sat a woman surround by many man and drinking a huge keg of beer. She only wore a blue bikini top and khaki shorts. Rogue looked at her then back at Sting's head. Drunks..he thought to himself.

"Hey Natsu. Gajeel. What can I get for you and your friends?" A white haired woman said from the other side of the bar. A smile was plastered on her face. Innocent..

"We'll I'll have Fire Dash. Gajeel?" Natsu asked smiling.

"..Iron Blade." Gajeel responded.

"Are those drinks actually made out of those elements?" Sting questioned.

"No just every in the guild has a drink named after them. See there's Loving Levy, Ice Stripper, and Red Hot. There's millions." Natsu said smirking. Sting looked at the sign.

"Eh I guess I'll try Fire Dash." Sting said, shrugging.

"Me to." Lector said, crossing his small red arms.

"..You don't want to do that." Gajeel said, dryly.

"Why not!?" Natsu screamed at him.

"Because it's made with half a bottle of hot sauce. Besides, mines better than yours any day." Gajeel argued getting his face close to Natsu's aggressively.

"Oh ya?" Natsu questioned. This lead into Natsu and Gajeel to get into a small fight. Sting watched them exchanged punches and Rogue let out a sigh.

"..I'll have Iron Blade." Rogue said, coldly. Gajeel and Natsu stopped fighting and looked at him.

"What!?" Natsu screamed and Gajeel just smirked.

"So we can see which drink is better." Rogue said, giving a blank stare.

"Oh ya! I'm all fired up!" Natsu screamed, rushing Marijane. Rogue stood off to the side. He looked back at the woman who was drinking the large keg. He wondered how she managed to drink so much and still not have a beer belly.

"Hey, She's hot." Sting said into Rogue's ear. Rogue just looked over his shoulder at his teammate, glaring.

"Fro agrees." Frosch agreed, smiling.

"..Shut up." Rogue threatened towards Sting.

"Oh you don't want her to know you've been staring at her!?" Sting shouted purposefully. The men around the women turned around but the woman didn't seem to notice or care. Rogue elbowed Sting in the gut but Sting just laughed.

"Here drink this." Natsu said shouting a red drink into Sting's face.

"Hang on Hang on." Sting said, grabbing the drink. Rogue took the other drink from Gajeel.

"Ok Ready 1..2..3!" Frosch shouted, jumping happily. Sting chugged his and Rogue did the same. The Iron Blade felt cool in his throat but strangely tasted like blood.

"Oh dear god!" Sting said, holding his stomach. He start wiping his mouth on his coat.

"My mouths on fire!" Sting shouted. He looked up towards the bathroom. He started running and pushed Rogue out of the way as he ran into the bathroom looking for water.

Rogue stumbled forward and fell into something soft and flesh. Something sticky was all over his arms as they laid on the ground. He opened his eyes staring at a beer soaked woman. It was the one who was drinking the keg. The keg laid on it's side spilling the alcohol in a pool around them. He laid on top of her, inches from her face.

The men around the women protested but she didn't say a word. Natsu and Gajeel watched in horror.

"..Im sorry." Rogue said regaining his composure. He sat up his beer soaked cape following him slowly.

"Why don't you watch where you're going?" A man with blue hair shouted. Rogue could smell the beer on him from where he sat. He was drunk. Rogue stood up beer dripping of his clothes. He gave a short look at the man. ..Pathetic. Rogue thought and started to walk away when an hand grabbed his. It was gentle.

"You just spilled my beer and I get no sorry." The woman said, smirking. Rogue turned his head slightly.

"..Sorry." Rogue said, dry as a desert. He continued to walk back to Natsu and Gajeel but she pulled him back.

"You know you're cute. What's your name? I'm Cana." Cana said, wrapping her arms around his. Rogue didn't respond he didn't want her knowing his name any time soon.

"It's Rogue." Sting said coming up next to them.

"..That was fast." Rogue said irritated.

"You should try that drink..really packs a punch." Sting said patting his back lightly. Sting pulled his hand away.

"Why are you wet?" Sting questioned, smelling his hand.

"Because you pushed him into that womans beer." Happy explained.

"Ahh I see." Sting said looking at Cana.

"Listen. Tonight at six in front of the bar on main street. be there. be sexy and Rogue will be waiting to buy you another drink." Sting said smirking. Rogue glared then looked down at Cana.

"..Cana.. I'll buy you another drink but I'm not going to the bar." Rogue said, starting to pull out his wallet.

"No. He'll show up." Sting said, snatching the wallet away with a smile. Rogue wasn't the type of person to start out a public fight for no good reason so he closed his eyes.

"Fine.." He grumbled, taking his wallet back.

Next chp coming up :)

Enjoy~

-N.S