AN: Guess who has sleeping troubles once again? You got it. And that means that Law is going to get his share as well.
I am sorry to tell you that this chapter isn't as cracky as the others, but don't worry: it isn't much more serious either.

Thank you for all the support this weird piece gets and I would appreciate reviews and critique (yeah, you are welcome to leave concrit on all my fics, this one included ((( I am really really curious how concrit on crack looks like)))))

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Law felt like crying. Again.

Kid was away because of his studies, doing an internship and he, the idiot who has become way too used to sleeping next to the redhead, couldn't fall asleep.
Law rolled around, shifting and changing his position constantly. But nothing helped. It was simply unnerving to try to sleep without something you were used to, be it a pillow, a plush bear or a person.
The med student groaned, covering his head with his arms. Why? Just why?!
"Law?" Wait. Was that Kid's voice? The tattooed man jumped up, trying to wipe away the tears that escaped his eyes hastily. Was he already hallucinating? Or did he call his boyfriend in a weak moment?
All this questions were answered as the new! door opened, revealing a bush of red hair.
"Eustass-ya? What the hell?" Law's sleep-deprived brain had trouble to comprehend what was going on.
"As expected" Kid groaned, stepping into the room and closing the door behind himself.
"You didn't sleep since I left." It was more of a statement than a question. Instead of switching the light on, Kid walked over to Law's bed in the darkness, not bothering to do more than discard his heavy boots on the way.
"Move" he muttered, pulling the blanket aside so he could join his boyfriend in bed.
Law never obeyed as happily again.

Especially not after he realized that his favourite blankets, these with the super adorable polar bear he called Bepo, had red and black strains all over them the next morning.
"You went to bed with full make-up on!" Law yelled as he realized what was wrong. "And even didn't wash yourself! These are definitely from machine-oil!" The furious man had kicked Kid out of the bed by now.
The redhead was sitting in the floor, massaging his temples. "You didn't complain yesterday!" He barked. "Or should I say today?"
The sarcastic remark hit Law's nerve.
"That doesn't mean that you are allowed to act like a pig!" The med student countered, red as a tomato.
Hearing that, Kid stood up abruptly, marched out of the room and shut the door with such a force, that it broke apart.
"Not the door again!" Somebody's desperate cry could be heard in the hall.
The whole corridor had had the pleasure to listen to whatever went on in the room Kid and Law shared in the week that the replacement of their old door took. And indeed a lot of things have happened, leaving all the students witnessing them traumatized.
"And that's the attitude I deserve for coming back a day earlier and considering his needs" Kid growled under his nose as he poured two mugs of their favourite beverages. He hadn't decided yet if he was actually going to give Law his coffee or if the content would end spilled all over his precious sheets. The doctor would deserve that for putting the blanket over him.
The redhead sighed. The only thing that could make the day better was the shitty baby. Or Shachi. Or both.
And indeed, the ginger was standing in the door to the small kitchen, the baby in his arms.
Kid lowered the mugs slowly, putting them back down, so he could pinch himself in the foolish hope he would wake up from the nightmare. Nothing happened.
But instead of breaking out in curses or panic or whatever would have been in place, the redhead grabbed the mugs again and made a run for it.
Just than he realized that the door was broken.
Hurrying inside, his only thought was to stop the two walking catastrophes from entering their room.
He showed the mugs in Law's hands who had calmed down in the meantime and watched him with confusion.
But Kid didn't mind and pushed one of their huge dressers in front of the door.
Only after checking that nobody and nothing could enter, he got his mug back from the still confused Law and began drinking it as if nothing had happened.
But you can't keep bad news out by simply closing the door and Kid was going to learn that the hard way.

"What the fuck is going on?" the tattooed man asked for what felt like the fiftieth time, but the redhead still refused to open his mouth and explain why he acted like the zombie apocalypse broke out. Instead, he was watching the dresser and the door behind it with utter concentration.

"This is getting ridiculous!" Law was slowly loosing his patience. He needed to use the bathroom and couldn't do so until Kid moved the fucking piece of furniture that blocked their door away. He wasn't able to do so alone. Sure, he was strong and everything but nothing compared to Kid who's physical appearance was like 90% muscle mass and 10% weird goth madness.

"LAW!" the shout stopped the med-student from acting upon the murderous plan he was slowly developing inside of his brain for the case that his boyfriend continued acting like an absolute idiot.

"Seriously? You are hiding from Shachi?" he muttered towards the redhead, who was hitting his head against the wall.
"And he has the baby with him!" the brute whined.

Law couldn't help but laugh. This was way too ridiculous. This over two meters big dude feared a guy half his size and a baby.

"This isn't funny! They are just annoying like fuck! And I don't feel like dealing with their madness today!" Kid ranted. "I came back in the middle of the night and you yelled at me in the morning! I am tired and don't feel like falling prey to those very nasty fuckers!"

Watching his boyfriend, the tattooed man once again realized that this fucking idiot was nothing else than a small child in a way too big body. It was just so stupid and cute at the same time. He felt almost something like pity towards Kid. And Law didn't feel pity at all!

"Okay. I will take them away from here!" the med-student promised, while doing his best to sound serious. "But just please move the fucking thing away from the door or I will piss out of the window and blame it on you!"

Kid had done that before and got himself almost kicked out of the dorms thanks to it, what made this treat quite serious.

"I hope you are really going to do that!" the redhead growled as he moved the dresser to it's usual place. "Or I will make sure that you can't sit down the next week."
"How are you going to do that?" Shachi, who caught the last sentence, asked curiously.

"By kicking his ass so hard that he flies to the moon. And you with him if you don't shut the fuck up and get lost together with that brat." he pointed with the finger at the baby in Shachi's arms, before turning around and closing the remains of the door after him. He was going to play some World of Warcraft or something and pretending that he didn't know all these idiots and he lived on an uninhabited island somewhere far far away.