First off, I would like to thank Toon for editing the finale of FWA 2013. Now this show can truly end with a Bang instead of a Wallbanger by yours truly.
Disclaimer: For the final time, I do not own any material used in this fanfic.
PS: This Final Chapter is dedicated to all the victims of the Malaysian Flight MH370 Tragedy. We, the authors of Fiction Wrestling, shall send our thoughts, prayers and condolences towards the victims' families and friends. As for the victims theirselves, may God bless their souls… (Hashtag)RIPMH370.
PSS: And if the words above looked choppy to you, I'll apologize for not giving the victims a proper tribute speech…
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The London crowd just chants loudly, everyone joining in on the "OLEEE OLE OLE OLEEE!" soccer chants as suddenly...
...the Steel Cage begins its descent!
"Oooooooh...here we go!" Drake exclaimed, "Main Event with TWO great lady wrestlers! And after what happened tonight...something just got BIGGER than normal."
A faint "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" could be heard only by Church, who just facepalmed...
"No matter what you may hear..." Church said, "...this match will be one of the most brutal affairs in my years of calling matches."
"And all because of an award that the girl thought was stolen. Y'know, maybe Joan legitimately won?" Tarble asked.
"And maybe Nixon won legitimately, right? Shut up, Tarble. Give us USEFUL info." Vegeta said. Tarble sighed Sarge spoke.
"Hahaha, right! EVERYONE knows that Joan never TRULY won it! Those 'Internet Blue Smarks' ruin EVERYTHING! I bet you voted for her, Church!" Sarge exclaimed. "You always were a jackass!"
"Hey hey, I'm not as happy about it...and I wish things could change, but what happened happened." Church said.
"Well no matter what, this event has ENRAGED The Alpha Bitch, who at first only promised to beat Joan." Jonathan, gulping, said with a tinge of fear, "Suddenly, I fear for Joan's well being in this match...but I am sure she can handle this."
"Alright then...let's make a betting pool. Gwen's over here and Joan's over there!" Jeremy said, "We'll see who's better!"
Jonathan put down twenty on Joan, and so did Tarble and Josh. Iroh did so as well.
"Joan seems more calm of mind, and that is a sure sign of a winner." Iroh said, sipping his Ginseng tea.
"And you're a moron, Iroh. TWENTY on the bloody twat!...and twenty on the girl who owns said bloody twat..." Vegeta smirked.
Sarge, Cris, Jeremy, Al, and Drake put down money on Gwen.
"Al? Smaaart maaan." Sarge said.
"Well Gwen Tennyson, from what I've seen this year, has survived more. This cage is a culmination of the theme of Gwen in 2013, which was survival." Al said, "And I know she'll survive tonight inside the cage."
"Well glad you rose The IQ level of this vote a bit, what with Jeremy on our side. I was almost scared we'd lose, but Gwen's too good to let Jeremy JINX her." Cris laughed.
Jeremy clenched his fists and snarled at Cris, "Keep talking, Collinsworth. When I smack you upside the head with a Title Belt from my conquests in 2014, you'll CRY yourself a river and DROWN in it."
"As long as you build a bridge over said river and get over it, Jer-Bear!" Cris laughed.
"Oh dear...Drake and Josh, Sarge and Church, Vegeta and Tarble, Cris and Jeremy..." Al held his head..."Oooh deeear..."
"I have the ibuprofen already in the cotton, Al." Jonathan said.
"Let us begin the main event! The FWAs shall end in a giant bang!" Iroh exclaimed.
The bell rings, and Goofy Goof stands outside the ring, mic in hand!
"A-hyuck! The following is a Steel Cage Match, where you can either win by pinfall, submission, or escaping the cage!"
...
Pop, pop!
Pop, pop!
And the crowd immediately went into a smark filled boo fest, filling Wembly Stadium with the loud angry yells of tens of thousands of fans who love to boo the one who's coming out first.
I hate to say it but they play this damn song in every club.
But it's me so I'll show love.
But it's me so show me love.
"And our ILLUSTRIOUS Champion of Double X is ARRIVING..." Cris said as he clapped...
...for the foul-mood, frowning, fist clenching, fast walking Character Championship Wrestling Female's Champion. Her night consisted of ONE award for Match of the Year...and she knew in her mind that it wasn't ENOUGH...she knew in her mind she was SCREWED...
"First; from Bellwood, Illinois; representing CCW; she is The CCW Female's Champion; The Alpha word I shall not say...Gwen Tennyson!" Goofy announced.
"Announce it RIGHT, you stupid MUTT! Alpha BITCH! Alpha BITCH! I knew Blader DJ should've been out here! HE knows how to announce people's names CORRECTLY!" Cris exclaimed, "You people hand Hall of Fame rings to ANYONE?"
"Oh stop, Cris..." Tarble said, "The CCW Female's Champion...The self-proclaimed First & Only Champion in CCW."
"'Self-proclaimed'? My red friend, this is no 'self-proclamation', it's the TRUTH! Or are you too deep in red propoganda to acknowledge it fairly?" Sarge exclaimed.
"If we can END the peanut gallery time..." Al Michaels usurped control of the talk, "The Alpha Bitch, coming to the ring in a FOUL mood. She won an FWA for Female's Match of the Year, and that should be enough!...but enough is never enough for Gwen. Her rival Emmy wins THREE awards for Gimmick of the Year, Couple of the Year with Charlie Brown, and Female's Non-Title Match of the Year. And Gwen...she did NOT like the fact that her rival won MORE than her. But that was the prelude..."
"Hahaha, exactly a prelude to a travesty, as Gwen loses to Female of the Year to JOAN RIVERA! Her opponent NEXT! How in Frieza's anus did THAT happen? I hate both brats, but Gwendolyn's the brat who did MORE." Vegeta said.
"Surviving Sadistic Madness, defending her Belt and retaining, albeit with some help, and beating Frazier while winning a match on the first FUSION, against Joan in Mixed Tag Action no less." Jeremy said, "i dunno...I'd put Gwen over her."
"And besides, Gwen's The ALPHA BITCH! Joan's a video gamer! Athletes over gamer nerds!" Drake said.
When I walk into the room people stop and stare.
It's like nobody else is there.
You know it's me not you
Who said anything about you?
Gwen steps inside the cage, handing her Title Belt to Goofy, but not before giving it a length French Kiss. Gwen hands her Belt to the Goof, who feels a tad disgusted.
"I assume you forget that Joan is NCW Women's Champion? The most recognizable girl on the roster after Korra?" Jonathan said.
"Hey we don't doubt that she's a Champion...but to beat The Alpha Bitch after all of the crap she pulled during the year build-up and the travesty that happened tonight?...the girl's going in a body bag and nobody can stop this murder from happening!" Cris said with a sadistic smile, "I know GWEN wants blood..."
Gwen shakes the cage, eager and ready to REND the flesh of Joan...
Boys and girls pretend to know me, they try so hard!
And I get what I want, my name is my credit card!
Don't try to hate me because I am so popular...
Gwen sings-a-long with the rest of the lyrics to the hook, doing a bone snapping motion as she sings:
Pop!
Pop!
Pop-u-lar!
Pop!
Pop!
Pop-u-lar!
Gwen's music dies down a bit, but the unified chants of "BLOOOOOODHOUUUND! BLOOOOOODHOUUUND! BLOOOOOODHOUUUND! BLOOOOOODHOUUUND!" Gwen snarls at the crowd, yelling "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE WANKERS, ALL OF YOU CAN GO GET YOUR F*CKED UP TEETH FIXED!" The heat gets nuclear as Gwen's words strike a sour not with the audience, causing them to chant "CAGED DOG! CAGED DOG! CAGED DOG! CAGED DOG!"
"This crowd is letting Gwen HAVE it with their opinions, and likewise back from The Alpha Bitch." Josh said. "England, ALWAYS vocal! And I love me a vocal fanbase!" Josh shimmied in his chair a bit.
"Please...never shake like that again..." Drake said in disgust.
Gwen bangs on the cage with her fists, yelling out "BRING OUT MY LAAAMB! BRING ME THE BANE OF HER ONLY GWEN...RIVERA, JOAN!"
"Gwen wants Joan, and The NCW Women's Champion better hurry, because Gwen's getting teeestyyy..." Jeremy said.
...
Now dance, fucker, dance!
Man he never had a chance!
And no one even knew it was really only you
And now you steal away!
Take him out today!
Nice work you did!
You're gonna go far, kid.
..."You're Gonna Go Far" by Offspring played...and out walked Joan, a sh*t-eating grin on the "JCW" Women's Champion face as he waves around The Female of the Year award. Gwen yells out, beginning to foam at the mouth, as her rival ambles down the ring. The bloodlusted Gwen is being held back by the referee...who was armed with a TASER should Gwen go out of line, so he was prepared for a rowdy female match.
"And her opponent; representing NCW; and representing The Gamer Generation; she is The NCW Women's Champion; Joan Rivera!"
"The NCW Women's Champion had a very interesting year last year." Tarble said, "She entered 2013, barely even on the radar of the defunct companies she joined, and left 2013 as NCW Women's Champion and the top bad girl of the company. She's pinned the likes of women such as Ripley, Rika Nonaka, Coco Bandicoot, Rena Williams, and Katniss Everdeen. She's won The Belt and held onto it in impressive fashions, and yet has slowly gone off the deep end starting with her own set of initials for her Belt, Tthe JCW Women's Championship."
"Good story, Tarble!" Josh said, "Now Joan and Gwen have met before, fighting on Friday FUSION's episode 1 in a Mixed Tag Team Match between Gwen & TD Kenelly and Joan Rivera and UWE's Nick Terakidan. The match ended in a Gwenelly win, but Joan challenged Gwen to a match, citing that she wanted to shut up Gwen's boasting. Now it's hard to do that when you fight The Alpha Bitch, but looking at Joan from 2013's start to 2013's end, she's improved IMMENSLEY in the ring and on the mic. The girl who near stupidly challenged her at the year's start is now a Champion of extreme capabilities tonight."
"And have we touched on the fact that inside the cage, Joan cannot garner help from Allison Wilson and Knives Chu of her Gamer Generation group are not able to interfere on her behalf?" Church added in. "The one on one intimacy will prove to be very...close and tight-fisted...should Joan and Gwen's encounter be as brutal as we suspect it to be. The cage IS a weapon, and it'll be a damn fine one."
With a thousand lies, and a good disguise
Hit em right between the eyes! Hit em right between the eyes!
When you walk away, nothing more to say!
See the lightning in your eyes!
See em running for their lives!
Joan enters the cage, leaving a bag on the floor outside the ring...
"Hm? This bag looks interesting. Perhaps a tool to be utilized later on?" Iroh wondered.
"Whatever it is...it should help spell 'Done' for Gwen Tennyson should Joan execute it." Jonathan said, "But Gwen is no stranger to Joan's tricks, having been the target of them for the past year. Now Gwen may be the one to get angry, but a levelhead is needed here should she want to win. Any words, Prince Vegeta?"
"The brat needs to CALM...DOWN." Vegeta said. "She always seems to get mad and bleed through her crotch at unneeded intervals just because someone's made her 'maaad'. As a fellow easily aggravated person...STOP. Look at your opponent and instead of raging incoherently, rage at HER. She needs to direct her rage towards Joan and rip her to SHREDS."
"Well, if I may interject for Joan...no more jokes." Josh said, "No more pranks, no more not being serious, you HAVE to quit the games and go pro! Gwen is out for a life, and she wants HERS. Joan needs to go into survivor mode here, and I suggest escaping the cage. No need to PIN an enraged Gwen, just BEAT her. DEMORALIZING her by just beating her will do just as much as pinning The Alpha Bitch!"
"All very good points..." Jon said, gulping, "Oh Gwen...I wish I could ask for her to not be so rough with Joan, but damn I know she wants skin. But I know Joan can handle this. This isn't early 2013 Joan, this is Champion Joan, ruler of NCW's Women's Division. Female of the Year! She can handle Gwen inside that cage. TAME THE BEAST, JOAN!"
The Gamer Girl crouches down in the near left corner, concentrating on a raging bull of a female across the ring from her. The referee, trying to hold Gwen back, goes TNA by PUSHING Gwen into the far right corner and scolding her, telling her to calm down or the match won't start!
"A no-name referee, right from UCA, because we don't need PeeWee or MacElroy showing bias here." Sarge said, "Besides, we needed to get in this match somehow. CCW wrestler, NCW Wrestler, WWE announcer, a UWE timekeeper...gotta stay out there, y'know? Red marketing 101."
Church rolled his eyes, "Well the referee from UCA has officially closed the door...and...the bell is rung! The main eve-GWEN JUST BUMRUSHES JOAN WITH A FLURRY OF SHOTS, AND JOAN RESPONDS! OUT THE GATE, IT'S PANDEMONIUM!"
(Bell Rings)
The two rivals immediately went towards each other and drills each others faces with multiple forearms until Joan slowly stopped her attack while Gwen continues to blast her face with several more forearms before Irish Whipping her crashing onto the corner. Gwen then charges towards the corner only to get herself kicked away before Joan pulls Gwen crashing onto the corner from behind. After Joan drills Gwen with several Knife Edge Chops, Gwen grabs Joan's throat and slams her onto the corner before stomping her multiple times until she's sitting on the corner. After Foot Choking her on the corner, Gwen moved away and drills Joan with a Baseball Slide!
"Gwen's not going to give Joan any space to take a breath! She's trying to kill Joan right off the bat!" Church pointed while Gwen, after dragging Joan away from the corner, goes for the pin.
"Haha, there we go! Told you! Gwen's shoving her boot down the brat's MOUTH! That's taking your rage out accordingly!"
The referee counts, "1,…" Joan kicks out.
Gwen then chokes Joan before slamming her head onto the mat several times. She then chokes Joan using the ropes before picking her up and tosses her crashing onto the cage wall. She then lifts Joan up and sets to ram her face first onto the cage wall, but Joan slips away and rakes Gwen's back. Once Gwen turns around, Joan stuns her with a Savate Kick before bouncing off the ropes and knocks her crashing onto the ropes with a Single Leg Running Dropkick. Once Joan gets up, Gwen stuns her with a running Big Boot before Joan from out of nowhere knocks Gwen down with a nasty Lariat!
"That Lariat just sent Gwen into the 'Where-Am-I?' Land! And now Joan's taking the advantage and looks forward to get herself out of the cage!" Cris reacted.
"Lariat nearly took Gwen's head off! You remember JBL? Well Joan was trying to channel the wrestling god there!" Jeremy said.
Joan quickly went to the cage door and orders the referee to open it. Before the ref could even open it, Gwen attacks Joan from behind and proceeded to beat her down before pulling her away from the door. She then picks Joan up from behind and tortures her on a Full Nelson Hold and before Gwen could even go for a Full Nelson Suplex, Joan breaks herself free by stomping both of Gwen's legs! After Elbow Tackling Gwen away to the face, Joan bounces off the ropes and went towards Gwen only to get caught before Gwen plants her down with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!
"And now it's Gwen's turn to escape from the cage. But not without beating down Joan first!" Sarge pointed as Gwen, after stomping on Joan's arms and legs several times, headed to the door and orders the referee to open the door...
...but Gwen then stops...and goes back.
"Hm? What is she doing?" Sarge asked.
"She doesn't want this to end yet." Iroh said, "This was a simple match at first...but now this is a BURIAL GROUND for Joan to her! And she wants to dishout ENDLESS destruction!"
As the ref locks the door again, Gwen gets herself tackled by Joan, sending her head first onto the cage door. After beating Gwen down, Joan pulls Gwen away from the door and puts her in a Crossface. After a while, Gwen manages to stand up with Joan on her back before planting her down with a Snapmare! With Joan on a sitting position, Gwen bounces off the ropes and drills her from behind with a Sliding Elbow Smash before hitting another one onto Joan's face!
"How many elbow strikes can Gwen spam in a few seconds? This is insane!" Drake reacted while Gwen goes for the pin. "Joan's face is going to need some surgery in a few ticks after that rearranging!"
"Gwen battering down the beautiful face of Rivera with those hard smashing elbows!" Jon said, garnering him eyebrows.
"...Bad taste in women, Jon...almost as bad as the cornrowed one and the moron." Cris chuckled.
Jeremy picked up a glass bottle from the table, but Al, who was between them, cut them off.
"THE MATCH, EVERYONE, THE MATCH!" Michaels said, putting his arms out to keep them separate.
"Barring the near violent episode near us..." Josh said, "Pinfall onto Joan!"
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Joan kicks out.
"You Just Got… kicked out!" Sarge reacted. "Gah, stay down Gamer Moron!"
"The Gamer GIRL..." Jon corrected Sarge, "...still surviving here, without a doubt. Gwen needs to do more to put her down."
Gwen, after picking up Joan, leans her on the near right corner. She moves away and taps her knees, signaling for the Kneecapitation (DDE/Elijah Express).
"Well when elbows don't work, go for the knees!" Josh exclaimed as Gwen ran towards Joan...
...
...Joan however manages to drop herself down, sending Gwen crashing knee first onto the turnbuckle instead! As Joan orders the referee to open the door, Gwen grabs Joan's leg and holds it as tightly as possible. Once Gwen gets up, Joan turns around and knocks her dizzy with a Dragon Whip before going to the top rope...
"Will we see the signature..." Tarble started...
...and plants her down with the Gamer Leap (Diving DDT)!
"GAMER LEAP!" Church finished, "That Diving DDT PLANTED The Alpha Bitch onto the mat with AUTHORITY!"
She then grabs Gwen's legs and sets for a Figure-4-Leg-Lock, but Gwen manages to kick Joan away to the ropes instead. But once Gwen gets up, Joan knocks her out with the Gamer Kick (Superkick)!
"Gamer Kick! Good night Princess PMS!" Drake reacted as Joan goes for the pin. "C'mooon Joan!"
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Gwen kicks out, much to the crowd's chagrin!
"Gwen kicks out! And Joan can't believe her eyes!" Al reacted.
"Welcome to hell Joan! It's going to take more than that to beat our 'First & Only' Female's Champion!" Cris reminded. "This isn't some PRANK you can run!"
Knowing the pinfalls won't work, Joan crawled towards the door and orders the referee to open it. As the door is opened, Joan sets to exit the cage, but Gwen from behind grabs her leg, pulls her away from the cage and puts her on Ankle Lock! Joan, after managing to get up and turn around, goes for a Dragon Whip, but Gwen dodges it before grabbing Joan from behind and nails her with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Once Joan tried to get up using the corner, Gwen blasts her with the Kneecapitation!
"Kneecapitation! Second time is the charm for Gwen Tennyson!" Josh reacted as Gwen goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Joan kicks out!
"You just… oh come on! How much can that geek take in this match?" Sarge reacted. "Is she on some Muscle Milk?"
Gwen picks Joan up and sets for the Alakazam (Edgecution), but Joan manages to counter with a Back Body Drop instead! Once Gwen gets up, Joan goes for another Gamer Kick. Gwen however manages to catch it before going for a Capture Suplex onto the cage wall! Gwen holds her back, getting up slowly. Joan however pokes Gwen to the eyes before bouncing off the ropes and goes for a Lariat. Gwen however dodges it and puts Joan from behind with a Sleeper Hold! She then pushes Joan crashing face first onto the cage wall before planting her down with the Magic Backbreaker (Inverted Headlock Backbreaker)
"Magic Backbreaker connected! And now Gwen's going to make Joan's back suffer!" Cris reacted as Gwen, after pulling Joan to the middle of the ring, puts him on a Camel Clutch!
"Talk about breaking someone's back and making them humble! Gwen's going to make Joan her bitch!" Vegeta pointed.
"Not as long as Joan's trying to reach the ropes! The Game isn't over for her just yet!" Al pointed.
"Tap! Tap out already! You got nothing left!" Sarge begged.
"If Joan taps out, there will be no 'Restart' button for her! This is a once in a lifetime chance to give Gwen a worthy challenger from another company!" Josh reminded.
"The NCW Women's Champion for once has a crowd BEHIND her!" Jon exclaimed as chants of "GAME RESTART! GAME RESTART!" chants ring out for Joan. After a minute or two…
… Joan grabs the ropes, freeing her from the hold!
"She's still alive! Joan still got an extra life on her sleeves!" Tarble reacted.
"Extra life or not, Gwen doesn't care! She's right back on the offensive!" Church pointed as Gwen Foot Chokes Joan on the ropes.
Once Joan gets up using the ropes, Gwen goes for another Kneecapitation. Joan however moved away, sending Gwen knees first onto the cage wall! Once Joan gets up, she goes Technical as she puts Gwen on a Surfboard hold before releasing her from the hold. She then gives Gwen another taste of pain by putting her on the Game Over (Chikara Special)!
"Game Over! Submission locked in! Gwen is in huge danger here!" Church reacted.
"That has to be one of the most painful submission holds anyone could ever get! And now Gwen's getting a taste of it!" Tarble pointed.
"Will this lead to a huge upset here? Will Gwen tap out?" Tarble questioned.
Gwen fades a bit while Joan lets on the submission a biiit more. The now bloodied face of Gwen screams out as she tries to break free, but Jon keeps the hold locked in...
...and finally, Gwen just stops responding...
"Hold on guys… I think Gwen is out cold…" Drake observed as Gwen seemed to be passed out.
"She'll rather pass out than tapping out. And now that leaves Joan alone!" Josh pointed.
"She's inches away from making an upset! Will Joan be able to make it?" Church questioned. As the door is opened, Joan sets to crawl herself out of the ring…
… but Gwen manages to get up and nails her with a Double Axe Handle!
"Gwen's still alive! She just played possum against Joan!" Cris reacted.
"And we thought Gwen was KO'ed! Boy we were wrong!" Sarge continued. "That's some great red thinking right there!"
"You'd think the red in her would go elsewhere south from her brain..." Drake chuckled, high-fiving some crowd members behind him.
Chants of "JOAN! JOAN! JOAN! JOAN!" rang out across the arena as The Gamer Girl and Gwen were both down...tired...beaten...Gwen was bloodied...
"Carnage in this match...the tone...the mood...we were told it was going to get bloody and nasty...but these two girls are putting on a clinic..." Vegeta said, "Joan, I will admit, is showing the world that she CAN hang with the upp echelon of female talent. A far cry from this time last year."
After the two slowly gets up on their feets, Gwen drills Joan with an European Uppercut before Joan drills Gwen with the same thing! Gwen comes back and EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS JOAN! Joan bounces off the ropes due to recoil and comes back and EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS GWEN BACK! The two then traded blows before they bounced off the ropes and go for 2 Running Crossbodies at the same time. Joan however manages to slide down as Gwen misses her target! Gwen CRASHES into the cage and falls over! Once the two gets up, Joan goes for the Gamer Kick, but Gwen dodges it before going for a kick to the gut. Joan however catches the kick and plants her down with a Dragon Screw instead! She then grabs Gwen's legs and tried to pull her to the middle of the ring, but Gwen holds on the ropes before kicking Joan away. Once the two gets up, Joan charges towards Gwen only to get a kick to the gut before Gwen plants her down with the Alakazam (Edgecution)!
"ALAKAZAM! It's all over for Joan!" Cris reacted as Gwen goes for the pin.
"HAHA, JOAN, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HANG..." Sarge exclaimed, "But TONIGHT..."
The referee counts...
1...
...
2...
...
JOAN KICKS OUT!
"You Just Got-SHE KICKED OUT?! How?!" Sarge reacted.
"The Gamer's still alive! Her game is not over yet!" Al pointed.
Gwen, RAGING, begins to seep a bit of...red...down her wrestling tights. Her white tights began turning red, to match her forehead, as she began to RAGE in the middle of the ring! She grabs Joan's head and BASHES it against the near right corner HARD! And then she does it AGAIN...and AGAIN...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
...and AGAIN...
She CONTINUES it for thirty seconds, until the corner begins to BUST and white stuffing flies out! Gwen SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS "YOU DON'T DEFY YOUR GODDESS!" (And the crowd chants "SHUT UP, BITCH! SHUT UP BITCH!") And STARTS SCRAPING JOAN'S FACE ACROSS THE STEEL! JOAN'S BLEEDING NOW, BUT GWEN DOESN'T LET UP AT ALL ON THE SCRAPING!
"THE SCRAPING OF THE FACE ON THE STEEL! JOAN'S FACE IS BEING TREATED LIKE CHEESE ON A GRATER!" Jeremy exclaimed.
"JOAN IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE GWEN HAS REACHED THAT POINT WHERE I THINK SHE'LL KILL TO WIN!" Josh exclaimed, "BUT LOOK AT THE BLOOD ON JOAN!"
"Geeks are ugly enough. But geeks with a crimson mask on? That's gross." Drake pointed as Joan is busted wide open. "But the carnage the geek and the freak have caused in the ring is massive!"
Still pissed by the kick out, Gwen picks Joan up and sets for the Hocus Pocus (Vertebreaker), but Joan manages to counter with a Back Body Drop instead! Once Gwen gets up, Joan goes for another Gamer Kick, but Gwen manages to catch the kick before planting her with a Capture Suplex straight onto the cage wall! She picks Joan up...going for Hocus Pocus...
...Joan is on Gwen's back...
...
...
...
...Joan somehow manages to get onto her feet and GET GWEN ON HER BACK FOR HER OWN HOCUS POCUS! THE CROWD GETS WILD!
"JOAN! JOAN CAN HIT HOCUS POCUS FOR THE IRONIC PIN!" Jonathan exclaimed.
"THE KARMA! IT GETS ALL OF US EVERYTIME! AND GWEN IS NO EXCEPTION!" Iroh exclaimed.
Joan smirks and...
...Gwen gets BACK on her OWN feet and DELIVERS THE HOCUS POCUS AS SCHEDULED!
"Hocus Pocus! Goodnight Gamer Chick!" Vegeta reacted as Gwen goes for the pin. "THIS ONE IS-"
The referee counts...
1...(GAME!)
...
2...(SET!)
...
Joan TURNS IT INTO HER OWN PIN!
"AND MA-WHAT?!" Vegeta was appalled.
"OH! OH! JOAN HAS A PIN NOW! JOAN! JOAN!" Al exclaimed.
"NO NO NO, NOT THIS!" Sarge exclaimed.
1...
2...
Gwen kicks out and gets up and Joan BLASTS GWEN WITH THE GAME OVER!
"GWEN'S HEAD NEARLY KICKED OVER THE CAGE! DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT? WOOOW!" Tarble exclaimed.
"And THAT was the exclamation POINT! Joan ENDS GWEN!" Jon exclaimed.
"Oooooh SAY IT ISN'T SO! THIS ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE!" Cris exclaimed, "TOPSY TURVY LAND!"
Joan falls onto Gwen as the ref counts, but the tired Joan forgets to hook the leg.
1...
...
...
2..
...
...
GWEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
"AH! SHOULDER UP!" Vegeta exclaimed, "Careless mistake! She forgot to shoot the half!"
"Rookie mistake, but can you blame her? In the ring with Gwen? She must be exhausted right now!" Josh exclaimed.
"Gwen's learned a lot in her nine months with CCW, and she knows how to remember to hook legs." Cris gloated.
"Good for heeer..." Church sarcastically congratulated Cris.
Joan slowly starts crawling over to the cage door... and Gwen starts to stir as she tries to grab Joan's boot. The referee outside opens the door and Joan starts crawling towards freedom...
...but Gwen keeps tight hold of the boot! She reaches out, trying to reach for the outside...and GRABS the apron! She then reaches...her other hand grabs the apron! She pulls herself and Gwen even further! Joan reaches...
...and Gwen manages to DRAG HER BACK!...
...but Joan was just going for her bag!
"Joan in the ring due to Gwen-wait, what's in the bag?" Al asked.
"Well she brought it with her down the ramp and we were wondering what she was going to do with it." Josh said.
Gwen picks Joan up...
...AND GETS CAUGHT BY JOAN, WHO WRAPS THE CORD OF A WII REMOTE AROUND THE NECK OF GWEN!
"WHOA WHOA! JOAN CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF GWEN WITH THAT DAMN WIIMOTE AND NUNCHUCK CORD! SHE'S TAKING THE GIMMICK AND KILLING THE HELL OUT OF GWEN WITH IT!" Drake exclaimed.
"AND SHE DESERVES EVERY LAST BIT OF LOST BREATHE! FOR EVERY PERSON SHE'S BURNED AND HURT BURIED, IT'S TIME FOR SOME DAMN COMEUPPANCE!" Tarble exclaimed.
The crowd, now FULLY on Joan's side, chants "CHOKE HER! CHOKE HER!" as Joan keeps the cord around her NECK! Joan then...GETS A HEADBUTT TO HER NOSE! Joan lets go, holding her now broken nose before turning around INTO A GUT KICK! Joan gets on one knee and attempts to get up as Gwen holds her neck, bounces off the ropes, and nails a Famousser to Joan!
"FAMOUSSER!" Vegeta exclaimed, "Joan's laid out!"
"And now we end this all!" Cris exclaimed, "With a littllle..."
1...(Check...)
...
...
...
2...(..and...)
...
...
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JOAN GETS A SHOULDER UP!
"...no...Mate..." Cris is getting JUST as frustrated as Gwen is..."Why won't she DIE?..."
"Joan Rivera, NCW Women's Champion!" Jonathan exclaimed, "And SURVIVOR of Alpha Bitch Rage!"
Gwen gets up, going into a slight crazed state. She grabs her own face and wipes blood onto her fingers...then begins writing words on the mat with her blood. She wrote out...
..."Let The Swan Song Commence"...
...and Gwen got to her feet and stomped her foot once...then stomped her other foot once. She began alternating the stomps between feet as Joan slowly got up.
"What's Gwen DOING?" Josh asked.
Gwen continued stomping her feet as Joan slowly arose...
...then Gwen ran forward...
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"Whoa whoa I know this!" Vegeta exclaimed...
GWEN WITH THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO JOAN'S JA-NOOOOOOOOO! JOAN CATCHES THE FOOT! JOAN TWISTS GWEN'S FOOT INTO THE CAGE!
"SWEET CHIN MU-no, REVERSE! AND GWEN HOLDS HER LEG!" Al exclaimed.
Joan grabs her bag...
...and pulls out a Wii console! She exclaims "NO BETTER USE FOR ONE..."...and scales the near left corner...
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AND BREAKS THE GAME SYSTEM OVER GWEN'S HEAD!
"JOAN! JOAN WITH THE RECKLESS DIVE TO GWEN'S SKULL! THE WII SYSTEM JUST GOT SMASHED OVER GWEN'S HEAD!" Josh exclaimed.
"BOTH GIRLS ARE MOTIONLESS, BUT LOOK AT GWEN, SHE'S LAID OUT! JOAN IS OUT OF IT, BUT SHE NEEDS TO GET SOMETHING AROUND GWEN TO GET THE PIN GOIIING!" Josh exclaimed, "GO PIN HER, JOAN! *Flails around and repeats for emphasis* PIN HEEER!"
"JOAN...JOAN IS..." Church observed the motion in the ring...
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JOAN IS STIRRING! AND SHE'S CRAWLING TOWARDS GWEN!
"JOAN'S CRAWLING TO GWEN! JOAN'S CRAWLING TO GWEN!" Iroh exclaimed..."AND SHE'S GOT THE HAND...AND HOOKS THE LEG!"
"THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! IT ISN'T!" Sarge exclaimed.
"GAME SET MATCH, YOU GOT SARGE'D, CHECK AND MATE, DOES IT MATTER?!" Jeremy exclaimed, "BECAUSE GWEN CAN JUST-"
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GWEN...SOMEHOW...SOMEWAY...GETS A SHOULDER UP WEAKLY...AND DAMMIT JOAN IS JUST MOUTHING "What am I supposed to do?..."
"FORGET-JOAN WINNING, BECAUSE GWEN GETS A WEAK SHOULDER UP!" Jeremy finished.
"...WHAT must these girls do? WHAT must they do?" Tarble asked.
"This match has taken its toll, and blood HAS been spilled!" Church exclaimed, "HOW in the world is Joan able to STILL stand..."
Joan, stumbling, makes her way to the cage door. She falls over, not used to the massive blood loss from this match. Gwen, however, manages to get up slooowly...but falls over. She goes into her tights and squirms around as she goes to a cage wall. She starts climbing...
"Well Joan wants the door and Gwen wants to climb, but both girls are so beaten up that this will be a slooow...oh no, Joan going to put down Gwen..." Josh said.
Joan grabs Gwen and YANKS her off the cage. She grabs the red-head and picks her up...
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...GWEN JABS JOAN IN THE EYE WITH HER SCISSORS FROM THE TIGHTS! JOAN FALLS AND DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN WHILE THE ALPHA BITCH WEAKLY LAUGHS MANIACALLY AS SHE GOES FOR THE WALL AGAIN!
"OH! THE SCISSORS TO THE EYE, AND I THINK JOAN'S EYE MAY BE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR A MINUTE LIKE CHELL BACK AT MELTDOWN! GWEN JUST WENT GOREY WITH THIS ONE!" Iroh exclaimed.
"CALL HER GWENDOLYN THE BUTCHER!" Drake exclaimed, "AND NOW SHE'S GOING UP THE CAGE!"
Gwen, now in the middle, just wants to end the match. She's made Joan suffer for her "insubordination" and she knows she won't stand up after this. She gets 3/4 of the way up...
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"Oooh, even with impaired vision, Joan STILL is on Gwen's tail!" Jeremy exclaimed.
Gwen gets to the TOP of the cage...and SO DOES JOAN!
"The oh so precarious top of the cage..." Jonathan said. "Be careful..."
"Bro, you KNOW they won't." Jeremy said.
Joan with a RIGHT hand to Gwen! And Gwen delivers her OWN right hand! Joan grabs Gwen and EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS HER! And Gwen HEADBUTTS JOAN! The Gamer Girl is dazed...and Gwen stands and KNEES THE HEAD OF HEAD, LAYING HER OUT ON THE CAGE!
"BALLGAME!" Cris exclaimed, "AND THE MATCH IS SAVED! Joan is OUT OF IT! She isn't getting up!"
Gwen...just lifts her leg over the top of the cage...the crowd BOOS largely...
"Boos FILLING the arena! Gwen is ALMOST THEEERE..." Vegeta said as Gwen jumps...
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"OooOOOOH JOAN CAUGHT HER, JOAN CAUGHT AND ooooh, that arm of Gwen's...she's in some TERRIBLE pain right there." Al said, "You can tell from that swift catch and yank that the arm got out of socket."
Gwen, now back on the cage, pops her arm back into place and Joan KICKS HER GUT!...and puts her in DDT position!
"NO NO NO, JOAN, DOOON'T!" Jon pleaded. "YOU MAY INJURE YOURSELF TOO!"
Joan hooks it up...and LIFTS Gwen for a Front Suplex to send Gwen down to the mat!
"Oh! SMART SMART Joan!" Jon beamed.
"Oh just stop..." Jer facepalmed.
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...AS GWEN JUMPS OFF THE TOP WITH JOAN AND ALAKAZAMS HER RIGHT THROUGH THE CCW ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A CRASH! THE CROWD IS FRENZIED AS THE BELL RINGS AND THE COMMENTATORS ALL LOOKED ON WIDE-EYED!
"THEY'RE DEAD! THEY'RE DEAD!" Iroh exclaimed, "GWEN TOOK THEM BOTH TO HELL AND NEVER RETURNED!"
"DAMMIT, MY COFFEE...AND JOAN AND GWEN'S BODIES!" Drake was wide-eyed.
"AND IT ALL WEEENT DOOOWN ON TV! FWAS! THIS IS PRIME RED TELEVISION AND JOAN AND GWEN LET GRAVITY PUT THEM THROUGH THE TABLE!" Sarge exclaimed.
"GWEEEN!" Jon cried out as Joan lied in the rubble barely moving. Gwen rolled off the rubble and lied on the ground. "YOU BITCH, YOU KILLED HER!"
Gwen...weak...mutters out "Alpha Bitch..." as the referees and officials start arguing.
"WELL WE HAVE TWO MANGLED BODIES AND NO DECISION!" Jeremy exclaimed.
"Well how are they-" Tarble stopped before looking at the replay on the big 'Tron. "-Oh, replay time!"
On The 'Tron, it was shown that Gwen delivered The Alakazam...but both bodies did not touch the floor...
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, the winner is the person who's feet touched the floor first..." Goofy said as Joan slowly was able to get up...weakly...Gwen was still a bit hurt in her legs due to landing wrong. "...and due to the replay, only one pair of feet rolled onto the floor...
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...GWEN TENNYSON!"
"HAHA, JOAN GOT SARGE'D!" Sarge exclaimed quickly, "Haha, I did my phrase first!"
"Check a-GAH DAMMIT!" Cris snapped his fingers.
"Ga-...damn." Vegeta said.
"GAME SET-...oh..." Drake said...prompting beatings from Vegeta offscreen.
The crowd HATED the decision, deciding that insead of praise, it'd rather chant "BS! BS! BS! BS!" "Popular" plays as Gwen is handed her Title. He lifts it high into the air as far as her sore body will let her. Joan gets up on her own, albeit weakly and using the barricade, and looks around. Allison Wilson and Knives Chu (No relation to The Scott Pilgrim character) come to assist Joan, but she shakes her head and starts stumbling towards the cage, using it to prop herself up. Gwen, meanwhile, can barely put weight on her legs. The awkward landing from the top-o-the-cage Alakazam hurt them and she needed assistance to rise. But once she did, Gwen boasted once more, "I LIVED... THE GWENDAMN GODDESS LIVES...YOUR GODDESS WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS EARTH!" The crowd could care less however as medical officials help Gwen walk. The whole time, they chant "JOAN! JOAN! JOAN! JOAN!"
"Crowd, for ONE NIGHT, wanted Joan. And whether it was legitimate fans like those internet kids or a joke, they wanted her to win! She lost...but she proved that A.) She belongs with the big dogs...and B.) She at least has another notch under her 'Why Joan Rivara deserved to be Female of the Year" argument with THAT performance here. Gwen won, but Joan proced to the world that she is going to be a major player in the business. SHE is going to be the future of this business!" Iroh said.
"I love my Joan." Jon smiled as he watched her walk to the back with The Gamer Generation. Gwen, meanwhile, milked her win to the crowd by keeping her Belt held up along with taunting audience who decided to hate her guts tonight. "Gwen INVERTED-pandering to the crowd. She's giving the crowd what SHE thinks they want...her posing. They REALLY want her to lose her Belt."
"But the ALWAYS victorious CCW 'First & Only' won, and THAT is what matters. No Female of the Year? Well then BEAT The fraud" Cris exclaimed, "And Joan LEANRED that Gwen RULES The business! Plain & Simple!"
"I think Joan will use this as a learning experience. Her first main event, it drew LARGE numbers and ratings, was a near success in terms of winning and a success in terms of in-ring skill. Joan held her own." Church.
"Gwen Tennyson...VICTORIOUS at The FWAs..." Sarge said.
"And Joan Rivera...showing the world what she can do DESPITE STILL hating NCW Management." Jonathan said. "All in all...a GREAT match to end off our night here!"
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have your attention...I have received word that AWE's COO, Miss Pauling, will be making a Breaking News Announcement..." the announcer said.
Miss Pauling appears on stage, mic in right hand, left hand holding her right arm.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...I have some...unfortunate news...but first off...I want to congradulate everyone who won an award, from me personally, and to the gentlemen that are going into the 2nd Round for Superstar of the Year...and it pains me to say this...and I'm sure the few AWE Fans that are here now will be unhappy with this...the AWE Board of Directors has agreed...that Animated Wrestling Entertainment will NOT be participating in the next 2014 Fiction Wrestling Awards..." Miss Pauling announced.
Several loud boos erupt from the crowd as Miss Pauling adjusts her glasses.
"I apologize to those who are unhappy...but with the way things have been...we can't seem to please you people..." Miss Pauling apologized, wiping a small tear from her cheek, "...we worked nonstop to bring you what we think YOU people wanted, but apparently it was not enough...to be written off the two previous FWAs, and to come out empty this year...its better to save us the trouble of disappointment..."
(The following is brought to you by the friends of G-King)
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Goofy stands at ringside as the cage rises..."A-hyuck, now ladies & gentlemen...the Superstar of the Year Award!"
The nominees for the award file onto the stage. Matt Ishida, Timmy Turner, Tai Kamiya, Deadpool, Dan Kuso, Eddy, Sasuke Uchiha, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Ben Tennyson, and Naruto Uzumaki all filed onto the side of the stage to await the announcement. The Top 10 Nominees for The FWA for Superstar of the Year.
"And presenting the award...Scorpion!"
Scorpion walks onstage, clad in his yellow Mortal Kombat gear, and walks to the podium. Respectful cheers ring out for him as two men are seen bowing. Scorpion stands onstage and speaks into the microphone.
"I don't want to take too much time from the ten guys onstage, so I'll say this: 2013 saw ups and downs and other amazing things from Timmy Turner's rise to the top in WWT as World Champion, leading The FBN, while joining The Rookie Revolution and rejoining WWE and becoming Toon Cruiserweight Champion *LOUD Cheers ring out, followed by chants of "TIMMY! TIMMY!"*...Dan Kuso's ups and downs from The Gold in the Fort to May & The Resistance to nearly dying by Broly's hand to losing his Universal Title to Aran Ryan due to a cash-in *Mixed reaction as some cheer for Dan and others boo his circumstances*...Matt Ishida returning *Crowd cheers for his return*...Deadpool breaking Itachi's streak at WrestleMania's Main Event *Crowd cheers loud for The Crimson Nutcase as he gyrates onstage*...Tai Kamiya winning The XCW World Heavyweight Championship from the monster Garfield and then COMPLETING the Destined return by beating Davis at WrestleMania *Crowd cheers for The XCW World Champ* good luck at Heatwave...Eddy retaining his PCUW World Title at SummerBash *Crowd gives some cheers for Eddy*...Naruto becoming ACW's top face and returning to WWE *Crowd boos Naruto...smarky*...Sasuke Uchiha returning to top form after a devastating injury from Itachi *Crowd cheers for Sasuke as he pays no attention to them*...Tsuna winning The AWF World Championship after promising his teacher Nobita he'd take the reigns as top man of The Anime Wrestling Federation *Crowd cheers for Tsuna*...and Ben Tennyson, despite his out of ring antics, amassing an amazing in-ring resume last year against the likes of El Blaze, Wolf Hawkfield, Kratos, Ares, TD Kenelly, Senji Kiyomasa, Takato Matsuda, and more *Crowd boos Ben HARSHLY...fans chant "GO F*CK YOUR COUSIN! GO F*CK YOUR COUSIN! GO F*CK YOUR COUSIN! GO F*CK YOUR COUSIN!"*...these ten have gave us an amazing Main Event scene in 2013. Let's see if they can keep it up in 2014. But until then, here are the rankings for Superstar of the Year. The first gone...
Sasuke Uchiha 3%"
Sasuke rolls his eyes and leaves the stage, the crowd booing but not as mad he didn't win.
"Needed that extra boost...possibly a World Title. Number 9...
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Matt Ishida 8%"
The crowd boos again, mad but not ticked. Matt nods and shakes Tai's hand before walking backstage.
"The Final Clash Main Event may change that for him next year." Scorpion nodded. "Number 8...
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Eddy (PCUW) 8%
Eddy sighs, the crowd giving a mixed reaction, as he walks offstage.
"I am sure we'll see more of PCUW in 2014 to guarantee Eddy a better spot next time." Scorpion said. "Number 7...
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Deadpool (WWE) 8%
The crowd BOOED as Deadpool walked onto the stage and took the award.
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU! MY-"
Scorpion SHOVED Deadpool off the stage into the electric equipment and took his spot back. "Moron. Anyway...number 6...
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Ben Tennyson (CCW) 8&"
The crowd CHEERED LOUD for Ben losing this round! The Best in the Universe yelled out, saying "YOU MORONS JUST CHOSE WRONG! WRONG! I AM THE BEST CHAMPION WHO WAS NOMINATED! OVER DEADFOOL, OVER EDDY 'LAZY ASS', OVER KAMIYA..."
Ben walks backstage angrily as Scorpion continues. "Hmph...we've had a four man 8% tie...will it change with number 5 of the top 5? The top five are Tsuna *Cheers*...Timmy *Cheers*...Dan *Cheers*...Naruto *Boos*...and Tai *Crowd cheers*...and number 5 is...
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Sawada Tsunayoshi (AWF) 9%"
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Tsuna sighed and nodded in acceptance before walking backstage. "Kid'll get there. He's a good talent. Now...number 4...
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Tai Kamiya %10"
The crowd BOOS that result as well, hating that Tai didn't get the love. They began to chant "TUUURNEEER! TUUURNEEER!" or "KUSO! KUSO!" Tai nodded and gave Scorpion a handshake before walking backstage.
"A respectful future Hall of Famer. Now...number 3...
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Naruto Uzumaki %10"
The crowd CHEERS in relief as Naruto, feeling a tad offended, walked backstage. "Don't let the crowd affect you kid...these guys are nuts. But now...the winner of the award." Scorpion sighed and looked at the envelop. Dan Kuso stood onstage, Gold in the Fort Briefcase in hand, calm as a button. Timmy Turner stood up, wearing a pink watch, a green armband, and a purple chain on his neck, wearing his WWT World Heavyweight Title Belt on his waist and holding The Toon Cruiserweight Title on his shoulders. Scorpion spoke as the crowd waited in bated breath. "...Second place had 12%...and the winner...with a DOMINATING 18%...
The drum roll starts as Timmy shakes with nervousness and excitement while Dan keeps a calm head held down with his eyes closed...
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TIMOTHY TIBERIUS TURNER!
THE CROWD GOES NUTS as the internet favorite gets LOUD and jumps around! Dan nods and holds his hand out to Timmy, who just SLAPPED it away before saying, "I BEAT YOUUU! WWT FOR LIFE!"
"The WWT World Heavyweight Champion is The 2013 Superstar of the Year, bringing WWT to TWO Superstar of the Year awards! Spongebob Squarepants won the first one in 2011!" Josh exclaimed.
"AND Toon Cruiserweight Champion!" Vegeta exclaimed, "This kid went through YEARS of being at the bottom of the card, opening shows! Now he's MAIN EVENTING and CLOSING shows on WWT Monday Night Program!"
"The Superstar of the Year is a Revolution member baby!" Cris exclaimed, "THE REVOLUTION HAS DOMINATED 2013!"
Timmy walks to the podium as his FBN, Doug Dimmadome, and Trixie Tang file in behind him. The Revolution all then file in behind him. Once they all come on stage, there's a giant army of Timmy's allies right behind him as "See You Crawl" by Mercy Drive fades out. The crowd, as CRAZY as ever, chants for the internet/smark/IWC fan favorite with "TURNER! TURNER! TURNER! TURNER!"
"...Y'know...when I came to WWT...I took that X-Division by storm. I became the KING of The X-Division. The wins started racking up, the bodies started dropping, and my reigns began to increase. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...Ten...TEN X-Division Title wins. But there was something holding me back...no, someONE holding me back...and that guy RAN WWT...Mr. TV. He held me back and beat me at TelevMania one year, and I almost NEVER recovered! I got released from WWE, and I floundered opening shows and being the guy nobody gave a second glance to. Maybe it was also cause I was small. Y'know how small guys aren't seen as good as the big guys. Not like...Henry Wong *Cheers*...Red *Cheers*...Scorpion *Cheers*...I mean compared to them, I'm tiny. And so I had no connections to the top save stables such as The toon World order. *Cheers for the old stable*...but even after THAT disbanded, I only had The X-Division...and I just did what others couldn't do...STEAL THE SHOW! I let Jake Long and Kankuro and Gaara sell the tickets while I gave the TRUE number one performance of the night! So TV...he sees me tearing up The X-Division...and ENDS it. *Crowd boos*...I needed something new. I needed to move on up. And I found that in the form of Mr. TV with Gaara. But when I beat Gaara, on behald of Mr. TV, at TelevMania VIII, I KNEW I had something going...I KNEW I was going to the next step!...
...and then WWT folded."
THUNDEROUS boos flood the arena, followed by "WWT! WWT! WWT! WWT!" Timmy shakes his head and speaks some more...
"...TV's a piss poor owner, don't ya think? I guess nobody taught him that when Danny Phantom, Jake Long, Kankuro, Gaara, and NARUTO are main eventing all the darn time without new faces, that people tend to get BORED. So me and the others are forced to get new jobs. Krabs went to CCW...jobs." Mr. Krabs shakes his head behind Timmy. "Jimmy's already in CCW!...jobs now." The crowd boos as Jimmy shakes his head. "Chouji went to XFWA...had YET to debut! And we all got a little AWF 'reunion x-over show'...a pity party for us! THAT's what we needed! So what does Timmy do? He goes back to WWE...and joins The Rookie Revolution." The smarks all cheer LOUD for The Revolution while Souichi smirks. "This guy Sugano gave me a new home...new meaning...and with my manager Doug Dimmadome, owner of The Dimmsdale Dimmadome, I got THIS..." Timmy points to his Toon Cruiserweight Title Belt, "From Double Dweeb. And speaking of The Eds, I remember some punk from PCUW, Aries Austin, tried to compare himself to me and thought that 'beating me' at Best in the World was cool? Hahaha...and they wanted to disrespect my WWT X-Division Title by having Kid Buu WIN IT at The FWAs? No offense Buu...*Points to Buu in the RR group*...but that was a spit in MY face and in WWT's face, ESPECIALLY when Aries 'wins' it and puts it in his refrigerator and used it to UNCLOG HIS TOILET." Timmy scowls as the crowd boos, supporting Timmy all the way here.
"...But it's okay...because then I FINALLY get my dream girl, Trixie Tang!...my CCW sweet...and then better news...WWT returns." Timmy smirks as the crowd gets WILD for that part, "And I re-sign wity TV...despite still despising him. But in WWT, I decided to re-edit myself...make myself anew. No more I'd be at the bottom! No...no...I wanted THE TOP...I wanted to stop being a guy in WWT and start being THE GUY...and so I became King of WWT...*Cheers*...and at WWT's greatest PPV...Grudge...I beat Jake Long to finally get THIS..." Timmy removes his WWT World Heavyweight Title Belt and holds it up for ALL of the excited Wembly Stadium to see! "I win it, and I lead The Full-Blooded Nicktoons once Danny is KICKED OUT as 'WWT's Worst Nightmare'. And I aaam...because no more would I be pushed around, I was DOING THE PUSHING. In WWE, Francis doesn't bully me anymore BECAUSE I'M THE BULLY! Jake Long, Danny Phantom, Kankuro, Snap, Naruto, Gaara, Kappa Mikey, for too long they had a stranglehold on WWT's main spots!...nobody new could get in...for YEARS, the glass ceiling was closed...but I SHATTERED it, and sent the upper glass walkers falling dooown dooown dooown. SIX MONTHS AS CHAMPION...longest reign in a while. SECOND Longest CURRENT World Title reign after Slade of AWE...if not MATCHING Slade. And Aries and the other little guys who disrespected me? You better look at where I am and where YOU are and evaluate who you try to disrespect." The crowd cheers at the Slade mention, but Timmy just sighs and looks around at everyone...
"...I survived The Elimination Chamber and RETAINED. Who retains in Chambers? Only THE GREATS. And I am ONE OF THE GREATS!" Timmy held his Belts high. "AND THIS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR HAS FINALLY RECOGNIZED ME, THE LITTLE GUY WHO NOBODY GAVE A DAMN ABOUT, AS ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATEST IN THE RING, ON THIS MIC, OUTSIDE THE ARENA..." the crowd WHOLEHEARTIDLY AGREES..."...You people latch onto MY success? HA! Yeah right! I won these, not YOU! I don't NEED you!" The crowd then begins to BOO Timmy heavily (albeit mostly out of respect), "YEAH YOU PEOPLE BOO ME! THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING, SO I BETTER HEAR BOOS, NOT YOUR NAMBY PAMBY 'CHEER THE BAD GUY' STUFF! I don't need YOU people...all I need...is Doug Dimmadome my manager...my new sweet Trixie Tang..." Timmy smiled at Trixie, who waved back at her, "...my Rookie Revolution...my Full Blooded Nicktoons...my King of WWT crown...my WWE Toon Cruiserweight Championship...and my World Wrestling Television World Heavyweight Championship. And ALL OF THOSE, not YOU people, will lead me to being THE definitive all time greatest..." Timmy nodded and smirked while the crowd booed Timmy, much to his delight, "And for The winner of The WWT Rumble...the people of The Dragon Ball Tourney in WWE...for anyone in this business who wants to throw a challenge MY way...I can only WELCOME you to the nightmare..."
Timmy drops the mic and raises his two Title Belts, The Heavyweight and Cruiserweight, into the air in his right hand while he raises his FWA for Superstar of the Year in his left hand. "See You Crawl" by Mercy Drive plays again as "The Showstopper V2"..."The Star"..."WWT's Worst Nightmare"...stands tall.
"POWERFUL promo..." Church said.
"I MUST join this. I'm signing off now! WWT CHAMPION AND SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR BABY! ALL HAIL THE ROOKIE REVOLUTION!" Cris leaves his post to go join in on The RR celebration on the stage.
"Well folks...we had an EVENTFUL and CRAZY night here...and we must sign off for now. Join us NEXT YEAR for FWA 2014!" Tarble said, "I am with my brother The Saiyan Prince Vegeta!"
"And I'm with my deadweight brother, The OTHER Saiyan Prince, Tarble!" Vegeta said. Tarble...groaned.
"We're Jeremy & Jonathan!" Jeremy exclaimed, "And we'll see you on Ozone & XX!"
"And with the fallout to this show...oooh boy...Gwen..." Jonathan said.
"And then we're Drake & Josh, and this is our last fulltime UWE commentary job!" Josh exclaimed, "We were glad to commentate for you all and hope to see you all soon!"
"Well at least it gives us time for the girls...and TCW...but mostly the giiirls..." Drake smirked as he eyed a blond in the audience. Josh SLAPPED his head and turned him around.
"And I'm Leonard S. Church of The Blu-"
"I AM THE LEADER OF THE GLORIOUS REDS, SARGE!"
"...*Sighs*" Church just facepalms.
"Goodnight everybody!" Josh exclaimed.
The Rookie Revolution all celebrated onstage as Spongebob's FBN (who's status with The RR is somewhat sketchy) all pat Timmy on the back. Turner holds up his accolades and yells out, "I'LL NEED A WHEELBARROW FOR ALL THIS GOLD!" as the show's bottom left watermarks and copyrights/trademarks appear onscreen before the show fades to black.
The logos of the numerous Fiction Wrestling Companies all show up at lightning speed on the screen before a logo for Fiction Wrestling appeared.
"Fiction Wrestling: All Too Real"
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Match Results:
Eddy (PCUW) def. Psymon Stark (CCW)
Johnny Cage (UCA) def. Negi Springfield (AWF)
Ben Tennyson (CCW) def. The Elric Brothers (CASZ)
Christian Din (TCW) def. Souichi Sagano (Animated)
Zoe Payne (CCW) def. Sora Takenouchi (XCW)
Naruto Uzumaki (ACW) def. Spongebob Squarepants (WWT)
Timmy Turner and Trixie Tang (WWT/CCW) def. Chell and Gordon Freeman (CCW/UCA)
Deadpool (WCW) def. Nelson Muntz (CWF)
Gwen Tennyson (CCW) def. Joan Rivera (NCW)
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Toon: Hey guys! Hope y'all enjoyed the match and the segment! The match was edited by me, adding in the ring psychology and story FWC missed. And I basically redid the entire Superstar of the Year segment and Timmy's promo. Thought Superstar of the Year deserved some longer promo time. Congrats Yossi for Timmy winning Superstar of the Year! :D Consider this a great "Welcome Back!" That was all I wanted to say! Hope we can do this again next year! That was my piece! XD
FWC: Thank you for the co-operation Toon! Boy judging by the way you wrote this chapter, I'm sure you, along with Cato, Connor and Force, would host an amazing FWA 2014! And don't worry guys! I'll be there! I promise!
And with that, the FWA 2013 has closed it's doors (despite the fact that it's 2014 already. :p) which means… my career is over.
Don't get me wrong guys, I enjoyed hosting this big event. But unfortunately, my interest and skills in Fiction Wrestling has been slowly fading away from my grasp as evidenced by RR vs Resistance, Korra's promo and the 'Rigged' Diva of the Year Results. Instead of forcing myself to write FWA 2014 against my will, I've decided to hand over the rights to write them towards the '4 Horsemen of Fiction Wrestling' which are Toon (Animated), Cato (CCW), Connor (UWE) and Force (UCA). Judging by Toon's writing skills here, maybe my decision is Best for Business after all. (Smiles) Farewell FWC and Hello 4 Horsemen!
But don't worry! I will stay connected with everyone as the Admin of the Fiction Wrestling Multiverse Forum! Plus, I came up with an idea where you fans can interact with the authors if you are not interested in my forum!
Enter (Hashtag)AskFWM, a concept similar to TNA's (Hashtag)AskDixie, except 10 times better! All you need to do is submit a question towards any author of your choice into my PM, then I'm submit that question on the Forum in the (Hashtag)AskFWM Thread so that the authors will respond to your answer. After they gave the answer, I'll send the answer to you via PM. Simple? Example:
1. Send a Question towards Toon to me via PM: Go Back to Toronto!
2. I'll post the question on the (Hashtag)AskFWMThread
3. Toon answers the question inside the thread: I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!
4. I'll copy Toon's answer and pastes it on my PM before sending it to you
5. ?
6. Profit!
Complicated? Send me a PM and then we'll talk. Any questions are allowed because we, the people of FWM, are willing to help and interact with all the fans out there! Don't be shy! We won't eat your flesh! But to avoid my PM Inbox from getting gangraped, only 5 questions are allowed per day. Sorry :p
PS: Almost forgot to write something!
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Latest Top 3 Winners of the Awards:
Charismatic Star of the Year: Eddy (PCUW/CWF, 1st), Henry Wong (Animated, 2nd)and Ben Tennyson (CCW, 3rd)
Supershow of the Year: CCW Summer Supershow (1st), XCW Summer Supershow (2nd), and AWF/UCA/ACW Supershow (3rd)
Gimmick of the Year: 'Unbreakable' Emmy (CCW, 1st), 'Resurrected' Yamato Ishida (UCA, 2nd), Linus van Pelt, Prophet of the Great Pumpkin (Animated, 3rd)
Best Tertiary Match of the Year: Liu Kang vs Don Flamenco at Nevermore (CCW, 1st), Edd vs Aries Austin at Independence Day (PCUW, 2nd), Toad vs Tidus at Royal Reckoning (UCA, 3rd)
Former Tertiary Champion of the Year: Toad (UCA, 1st), Edd (Animated, 2nd), Rolf (XCW, 3rd)
Tertiary Champion of the Year: Timmy Turner (Animated, 1st), Liu Kang (CCW, 2nd) Edd (PCUW, 3rd)
Online Show of the Year: Cryptophasia feat. Jonathan and Jeremy Ellis (CCW, 1st), The Joker's Hand (Animated, 2nd), Ask That Spin (UWE, not receiving the 3rd position due to UWE not participating in this award), Shounen Cafe (AWF, 3rd after UWE not being in this event)
(Female) Non-PPV Match of the Year: Gwen Tennyson vs. Sailor Mars on March, Week 2 (Animated, 1st), Emmy vs. Annie Frazier on XX 16 (CCW, 2nd), Asui Hikaru and Nazz vs. Sailor Moon and Lightning Farron on XCW Summer Supershow (XCW, 3rd)
Non-PPV Match of the Year (Male): El Blaze vs. Hope the Hedgehog on CCW Ozone 30 (CCW, 1st), H.O.T.D. vs. Gods of Darkness vs. Alpha & Omega on June Week 1 (ACW, 2nd), The Elrics vs. Team 2D on March Week 2 (Animated, 3rd)
Hardcore Match of the Year: Six-Man Match on Summer Supershow (XCW, 1st) The Powerpuff Girls vs. Techno-Tongue at CCW Nevermore (CCW, 2nd) Son Gohan vs. Yusuke Urameshi Hell at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 3rd)
Hardcore Brawler of the Year: Claude Speed (XCW, 1st), Chell (CCW, 2nd), Gaara of the Desert (WWT, 3rd)
Former Hardcore Champion of the Year: Claude Speed (XCW, 1st), Masaru Daimon (AWF, 2nd), Katniss Everdeen (NCW, 3rd)
Non-Title Match of the Year (Female): Zoe Payne vs. Emmy at CCW Nevermore (CCW, 1st), Gwen Tennyson vs Asui Hikaru vs Sailor Moon at Best in the World 2013 (UCA, 2nd), Ramona Flowers vs. Haruhi Suzumiya at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 3rd)
Non-Title Match of the Year (Male): Dan Kuso vs. Crash Bandicoot vs. Eddy at Best in the World 2013 (CCW, 1st), Broly vs. Dan Kuso at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 2nd), Danny Phantom vs Naruto Uzumaki at Spring Brawl 2013 (WWT, 3rd)
Tag Team Match of the Year: The Winchesters (c) vs. The WTTT vs. The EPA vs. The Freeman Boiz vs. The Elrics vs. Digi-Blaze at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 1st), The Dragon Kids vs. The X-Factors at CCW Nevermore (CCW, 2nd), Van Culmer and Corey Dominic vs. Ed and Asheel Din vs. The Perfect Wolf Pack at Independence Day (PCUW, 3rd)
Mid Card Title Match of the Year: Dan Kuso vs. Deathstroke at CCW Nevermore (CCW, 1st), Brad Buttowski & Duncan vs. Canada's Most Wanted at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 2nd), Kappa Mikey vs Neji Hyuuga at Summer On The Beach 2013 (WWT, 3rd)
High Flyer of the Year: Liu Kang (CCW, 1st), Timmy Turner (Animated, 2nd), Crash Bandicoot (NCW, 3rd)
Former Mid Card Champion of the Year: Dan Kuso (CCW, 1st), Kappa Mikey (WWT, 2nd), Brad Buttowski (Animated, 3rd)
Former Tag Team Champions of the Year: Techno-Tongue (CCW, 1st), The Elric Brothers (AWF/CASZ, 2nd), The Winchesters (Animated, 3rd)
Former Main Female Champion of the Year: Korra (NCW, 1st), Sailor Moon (Animated, 2nd), Misty (WWT, 3rd)
Former Main Champion of the Year: Itachi Uchiha (Animated, 1st), Jake Long (WWT, 2nd), Simon the Digger (AWF, 3rd)
Rivalry of the Year: Timmy Turner vs Danny Phantom (WWT, 1st), Ash Ketchum vs. Linus (Animated, 2nd), Naruto Uzumaki vs. Sasuke Uchiha (ACW, 3rd)
Best Commanators: The Saiyan Princes Vegeta & Tarble with General Iroh (Animated, 1st), Jonathan Ellis, Jeremy Ellis, Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth (CCW, 2nd), Church and Sarge (UCA, 3rd)
Best Interviewers: Caboose, Tucker, Simmons, Grif, and Donut. (UCA, 1st), Chuckie Finster, Penny Sanchez, and Libby Folfax (Animated, 2nd), Alex Trebek and Maria Menounos (CCW, 3rd)
Best GM: Ken Anarchy (Animated, 1st), Commissioner Gordon (CCW, 2nd), Force the Fox (UCA, 3rd)
PPV of the Year: WrestleMania 29: ToonTown (Animated, 1st), CCW Meltdown (CCW, 2nd), XCW Nightfire (XCW, 3rd)
Best Company of the Year: CCW (1st), Animated (2nd), XCW (3rd)
Female Match of the Year: Gwen Tennyson vs Chell at Meltdown (CCW, 1st), Sora Takenouchi vs Peach vs Nazz at Nightfire (XCW, 2nd), Sailor Moon vs Gwen Tennyson at WrestleMania 29 (Animated)
Male Match of the Year: Ben Tennyson vs El Blaze at Meltdown (CCW, 1st), Itachi Uchiha vs Deadpool at WrestleMania 29 (Animated, 2nd), Tommy Vercetti vs Garfield at Nightfire (XCW, 3rd)
OMG Moment of the Year: Asheel Din betraying PCUW for TCW and attacks Ed (TCW, 1st), Emmy's Return (CCW, 2nd), Yamato Ishida's return (UCA, 3rd)
Stable of the Year: Digivolution (Animated, 1st), The Erupting Eds (PCUW/CWF, 2nd), The South Park Four (XCW, 3rd) (Note: The RR doesn't have it's own company. :p)
Tag Team of the Year: The Angry Beavers (WWT, 1st), Canada's Most Wanted (Animated, 2nd), Tails and Knuckles (UCA, 3rd)
Shining Star of the Year: Crash Bandicoot (UCA, 1st), Charlie Brown (Animated, 2nd), Arthur Reed (XCW, 3rd)
Diva of the Year: Joan Rivera (NCW, 1st), Gwen Tennyson (CCW, 2nd), Korra (NCW, 3rd)
Superstar of the Year: Timmy Turner (WWT, 1st), Dan Kuso (CCW, 2nd), Naruto Uzumaki (ACW, 3rd)
Olympic Style Rankings are updated! And here it is:
1.. CCW: Ranked 1st Place for 14 Times, 2nd Place for 11 Times, and 3rd Place for 2 Times
2. Animated: Ranked 1st Place for 8 Times, 2nd Place for 13 Times, and 3rd Place for 7 Times
3. XCW: Ranked 1st Place for 3 Times, 2nd Place for 3 Time, and 3rd Place for 7 Times
4. UCA: Ranked 1st Place for 3 Times, 2nd Place for 2 Times, and 3rd Place for 5 Times
5. WWT: Ranked 1st Place for 3 Times, 2nd Place for 0 Times and 3rd Place for 4 Times
6. NCW: Ranked 1st Place for 2 Time, 2nd Place for 0 Times and 3rd Place for 3 Times
8. PCUW: Ranked 1st Place for 1 Time, 2nd Place for 2 Times and 3rd Place for 2 Times
9. CWF: Ranked 1st Place for 1 Time, 2nd Place for 1 Time, and 3rd Place for 0 Times
10. TCW: Ranked 1st Place for 1 Time, 2nd Place for 0 Times, and 3rd Place for 0 Times
11. AWF: Ranked 1st Place for 0 Times, 2nd Place for 2 Times and 3rd Place for 3 Times
12. ACW: Ranked 1st Place for 0 Times, 2nd Place for 1 Time and 3rd Place for 2 Times
13. CASZ: Ranked 1st Place for 0 Times, 2nd Place for 1 Time, and 2rd Place for 0 Times
14: AWE: Didn't win anything.
15: CXWE: See above.
Man XCW sure won a lot of 3rd Places. Ain't No Job Can Hold Ivan's Body Down… Congratulations Cato! Despite CCW moving to Archive of our Own, you won a lot of awards in 2013! And congrats to Yossi as his WWT Revival has given him 3 Awards! And congrats to DXP for winning 2 awards for NCW! You're the best new writer in 2013! XD And JC, you still owe Sarah a massive Thank You since it was her who did all the job which leads to Eddy winning the Charisma of the Year Award (and the Erupting Eds being on 2nd Place on the Stable of the Year Award). As for G-King and Red, don't give up! 2014 could be your year! And sorry for not winning any award A1, Nazirul and Jean….
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That aside, that's all for this year's edition of FWA 2013. Farewell guys and thanks for reading.
Adios, Cowboy…. You'll never see me writing ever again... for now.
Signed,
Fanfiction Wrestling Critic,
Writer of Fiction Wrestling Awards 2011-2013,
Writing those shows due to boredom and interest.